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    Man Has Surgery for 134-Pound Scrotum

    For five painful years, Wesley Warren Jr. watched his scrotum slowly swell into a 134-pound mass that hung to his ankles. It all started with a bad dream.

    "I quickly sat up on the side of the bed after bursting out of an incredible nightmare," said Warren, 48, recalling the mid-sleep maneuver that "slammed" his right testicle. "I felt the most enormous amount of pain that one could possible imagine."

    The pain quickly subsided, though, as if "a big rig was rolling off" his scrotum, Warren said. "I felt like I'd dodged a bullet."

    But the nightmare had just begun. By the following day, the sack had stretched to the size of a soccer ball.

    "I went to the ER and they treated it as though I had some kind of infection," Warren said, recalling a course of antibiotics that had no effect on the bulging mass. "I went to other doctors, and no one was able to figure out anything to for me. They'd refer me to another doctor or surgeon, but because I don't have insurance or the financial means to pay for these folks on demand, the appointment would be six weeks away or three months away."

    Without a diagnosis or any hope of a cure, Warren, who lives off of disability benefits in Las Vegas, turned to radio host Howard Stern for help, soliciting donations to the email address benefitballsack@yahoo.com.

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    "Rests his scrotum on a milk crate." Now THERE'S a phrase you don't hear so often, eh?

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    Wow..that poor man! I hate that folks without insurance become more sick due to having to wait for months for an appointment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    "Rests his scrotum on a milk crate." Now THERE'S a phrase you don't hear so often, eh?
    It takes balls to be able to that
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    so did he shoot like huge loads?

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    134 pounds? Jeez, that's like the size of a person. Hung to his ankles? Please, no pictures.
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    Yea, once I hit "soccerball status" I'm getting something done. Actually, I'd be in the ER once I hit lemon status. I wouldn't wait until my nutsack was bigger than Justin fucking Bieber.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Yea, once I hit "soccerball status" I'm getting something done. Actually, I'd be in the ER once I hit lemon status. I wouldn't wait until my nutsack was bigger than Justin fucking Bieber.
    It has it's own waistband!
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    Is that the guy who was on Tosh.0?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Yea, once I hit "soccerball status" I'm getting something done. Actually, I'd be in the ER once I hit lemon status. I wouldn't wait until my nutsack was bigger than Justin fucking Bieber.
    Right? It says it was soccer ball sized the NEXT day! Insurance or not...Im dragging my newfound "luggage" to the Dr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by of_corpse_not View Post
    so did he shoot like huge loads?
    I'm sure only he...and he alone knows the answer to that

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    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
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    Marshmallow, LOLOLOL!!

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    Classicgirl, that's the best of the best, omg, good work there!

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    What was the ball slamming maneuver I wonder, fist or hole in the wall?

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    ....and I said Good Lord Jesus my nut's on fire. I got epididymitis! Ain't nobody got time for that!

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    Me. His ballsack is the size of me. I am the size of a ballsack in the world.
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    Shins, I got 5 more lbs to lose and I'll be a nutsack too.

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    Ugh. This asshole. he turned down free surgeries from 2 different hospitals because he didn't want to give up his *fame.* Gross. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...e-surgery.html
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    I can't believe doctors just turn him away and don't refer him elsewhere. I can't imagine seeing someone in this condition and not being able to access them any help in my field. Fuck, when my students don't have laundry money, we pass around a hat (amongst faculty, of course).

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    Man with 10 stone testicles

    He was unable to walk properly, drive, or have sex after his testicle sac swelled to the weight of a *pot-bellied pig

    A bachelor who lived with a 10-stone scrotum for five *humiliating years is now hoping to find love after corrective surgery changed his life.

    Wesley Warren Jr, known as Warren, was almost housebound and unable to walk properly, drive, or have sex after his testicle sac swelled to the same weight as a *Vietnamese pot-bellied pig.

    The former salesman couldn't even wear trousers and had to resort to putting his legs through the arms of an enormous hoodie before zipping the body up over his gigantic testicles and tying the *drawstrings beneath.

    Before his operation, desperate Warren described his life as a living, breathing freak show.

    Warren, 49, groaned: ?I draw attention everywhere I go.

    There are a lot of people that will look and laugh and stare in shock and awe and amazement and it?s tough to deal with.

    Little did Warren know about the ordeal ahead of him when he accidentally *triggered his condition by crushing his privates while getting out of bed.

    Doctors prescribed antibiotics for the inflammation but *instead of going down, the swelling increased until his scrotum was the size of a beach ball.

    He was diagnosed with the extremely rare scrotal lymphoedema.

    It causes *elephantitis, which leads to *excessive swelling in certain body parts.

    Warrens crippling deformity meant he couldn't even sit down without a milk crate between his legs and going to the toilet was a daily torment.



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    Better get used to oral sex, homie.

    I'd cut my balls off if that happened to me. Fuck that shit. He's pissing all over himself daily. That's all kinds of fucked up.
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