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    i remember that! it's funny how at the end he pushes away from the podium like a 7 year old boy who's about to kick rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    aaaaaand - that's what i get for giving people the benefit of the doubt...
    LOL! I like this idea Animosity! Smart gal!! It's perfect! Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    I'm thinking he gets gang-raped on the courthouse steps by a pack of women led by Katie Wick? It's all happening in the background of a Jean Casarez interview on HLN. "Prosecutorial Misconduct Part 2"
    Ok... on second thought....

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    it wasn't my idea, really - i just made a thread. anyone can do it! but thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jillee View Post
    Ok... on second thought....
    there's always one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    can i +1 in a thread i started?


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    Just want to say that Martinez's style of prosecution doesn't bother at all. At first I thought he was totally over the top. But later I realized it's an interesting technique. He usually starts off strong then backs down a bit. It's almost a psychological game. The witness gets all defensive in the beginning, by the time JM backs down, the witness starts to relax and starts answering his questions. He catches them off guard and the truth starts coming out. He did it well with Jodi. She was a hard nut, but he broke her a few times. I'm sure that he's this way in every single case. It works for him. He's got an impressive record. I would ask anyone to look past the "yelling" and watch for patterns in his technique. It's really amazing to me.
    Yes, I agree, 100%.
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Joy View Post


    Classic!

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    Is this going to turn into a thread with naked pictures of Nurmi eventually? Forget JM... Nurmi is bringing sexy back

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Is this going to turn into a thread with naked pictures of Nurmi eventually? Forget JM... Nurmi is bringing sexy back
    i think that also belongs in the fan fiction thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Is this going to turn into a thread with naked pictures of Nurmi eventually? Forget JM... Nurmi is bringing sexy back
    I wonder what he would look like if he lost some weight and toned up?
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jillee View Post
    Just want to say that Martinez's style of prosecution doesn't bother at all. At first I thought he was totally over the top. But later I realized it's an interesting technique. He usually starts off strong then backs down a bit. It's almost a psychological game. The witness gets all defensive in the beginning, by the time JM backs down, the witness starts to relax and starts answering his questions. He catches them off guard and the truth starts coming out. He did it well with Jodi. She was a hard nut, but he broke her a few times. I'm sure that he's this way in every single case. It works for him. He's got an impressive record. I would ask anyone to look past the "yelling" and watch for patterns in his technique. It's really amazing to me.
    I agree with this totally. I love watching him.
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    I wonder what he would look like if he lost some weight and toned up?
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Had to stop by the Martinez fan club. I hear Juan is not married but has a long term gf. Smacks of a man married to his j.o.b. Carry on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jillee View Post
    Just want to say that Martinez's style of prosecution doesn't bother at all. At first I thought he was totally over the top. But later I realized it's an interesting technique. He usually starts off strong then backs down a bit. It's almost a psychological game. The witness gets all defensive in the beginning, by the time JM backs down, the witness starts to relax and starts answering his questions. He catches them off guard and the truth starts coming out. He did it well with Jodi. She was a hard nut, but he broke her a few times. I'm sure that he's this way in every single case. It works for him. He's got an impressive record. I would ask anyone to look past the "yelling" and watch for patterns in his technique. It's really amazing to me.
    Thanks. I had no idea who he was. I assumed though, cause it's not like this lynch mob would like her defense attorney.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    This is a really stupid question but what does "rep" mean? Everyone talks about "repping" someone and I'm always wondering

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Thanks. I had no idea who he was. I assumed though, cause it's not like this lynch mob would like her defense attorney.
    NO joke. I learned that the hard way.
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    Why not just be an adult and go forward with your life. You do know the reps aren't real money or anything right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kdon View Post
    This is a really stupid question but what does "rep" mean? Everyone talks about "repping" someone and I'm always wondering
    It's a pseudonym for donkey punching someone.
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    Why not just be an adult and go forward with your life. You do know the reps aren't real money or anything right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kdon View Post
    This is a really stupid question but what does "rep" mean? Everyone talks about "repping" someone and I'm always wondering
    Here you go!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kdon View Post
    This is a really stupid question but what does "rep" mean? Everyone talks about "repping" someone and I'm always wondering
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Thank you

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    Can we go on cafe press and have Juan t-shirts made for this group? You know it would set us apart over here ha!ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Is this going to turn into a thread with naked pictures of Nurmi eventually? Forget JM... Nurmi is bringing sexy back
    purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    he might need money after the trial is over. he could sell them to the JAII folks.

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    I wonder how big his latino cock is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    I wonder how big his latino cock is?
    Big enough for the SAHM's to take turns sucking while he berates an old lady. Wait, move to fan fic. Haha.
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    Why not just be an adult and go forward with your life. You do know the reps aren't real money or anything right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I love that banana gif, if always makes me LOL
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tia111 View Post
    Can we go on cafe press and have Juan t-shirts made for this group? You know it would set us apart over here ha!ha!
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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