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    The Martinez Fan Club Thread!!!

    you all can cheer here.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I LOVE this man!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Que?


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    He is just such a cute little sexy guy! He looks so small, especially when he stands next to Nurmi, in sidebars. I am not crazy about the hair coloring thing, but.....I guess we can't all be perfect. ;)

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    he comes from the town i live in. i have to be a fan... by default. that's also the only reason i like cuba gooding jr. and the kid from pet sematery.
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    What the hell are you peoples talking about??


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    every time i have the trial on, my dad walks through and goes: RIGHT???

    awwww greens... it just an attempt to get the kids coming to/creating sub-topics for trial chit chat instead of clogging up the actual thread. nothing to see here.
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    Oh. That.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Oh. That.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Go Juan

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    This is particularly sad.


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    shut up. i tried.
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    This is particularly sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    shut up. i tried.
    It was a good effort.

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    i think i got my second wind. maybe all this thread discussion is good for us all? i mean - crazies can rule over crazytown and rational people can break off and have separate little conversation threads to talk amongst themselves.

    people can now self-segregate. see - progress!
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    So Juan Martinez sex fantasies would go in this thread or the fan fiction thread?

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    i'd say that one belongs in fan fiction. unless you have him wearing a cheerleading outfit. in that case, this would be the appropriate place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    So Juan Martinez sex fantasies would go in this thread or the fan fiction thread?
    Coconut! You an put them here! You start!!

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    P.S.-Has anyone else given a reach-around to a spider-monkey whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance, or is that fairly uncommon?

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    I think he is Juanderful.
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeebee View Post
    I think he is Juanderful.
    can i +1 in a thread i started?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jillee View Post
    Coconut! You an put them here! You start!!
    I'm thinking he gets gang-raped on the courthouse steps by a pack of women led by Katie Wick? It's all happening in the background of a Jean Casarez interview on HLN. "Prosecutorial Misconduct Part 2"

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    I'm thinking he gets gang-raped on the courthouse steps by a pack of women led by Katie Wick? It's all happening in the background of a Jean Casarez interview on HLN. "Prosecutorial Misconduct Part 2"
    aaaaaand - that's what i get for giving people the benefit of the doubt...
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    Just want to say that Martinez's style of prosecution doesn't bother at all. At first I thought he was totally over the top. But later I realized it's an interesting technique. He usually starts off strong then backs down a bit. It's almost a psychological game. The witness gets all defensive in the beginning, by the time JM backs down, the witness starts to relax and starts answering his questions. He catches them off guard and the truth starts coming out. He did it well with Jodi. She was a hard nut, but he broke her a few times. I'm sure that he's this way in every single case. It works for him. He's got an impressive record. I would ask anyone to look past the "yelling" and watch for patterns in his technique. It's really amazing to me.

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    P.S.-Has anyone else given a reach-around to a spider-monkey whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance, or is that fairly uncommon?

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