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    Fan Fiction

    I really wanted to call this 'A thread for people with less of a life than Travis Alexander' but I resisted. Here you guys can go nuts, but also please go outside at least once this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I really wanted to call this 'A thread for people with less of a life than Travis Alexander' but I resisted. Here you guys can go nuts, but also please go outside at least once this weekend.
    Bahahaha! Love it! I'm going to go water the trees now


    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I find it hilarious that YOU are acting all high and mighty toward us when you're posting on here just like anyone else and in addition, defending a murderer. A child murderer, at that. Go fuck a Popsicle.

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    Want some fiction? A little girl stabbed a grown ass man up, overpowered him, shot him, and then dragged him around a house.

    But that's too crazy for any sane person to believe, so never mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    ummm...

    i really hope this one takes off!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    ummm...

    i really hope this one takes off!
    You didn't like mine?

    It's pretty far out there.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Seems to me they have all the time in the world.

    I like showering, and the sun. Seeing people. Having clean clothes. Maybe see a movie. Acknowledge my family and friends. Yeah, I am calling all of those things much more interesting.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I really wanted to call this 'A thread for people with less of a life than Travis Alexander' but I resisted. Here you guys can go nuts, but also please go outside at least once this weekend.
    That title would have been awesome.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    You didn't like mine?

    It's pretty far out there.
    needs moar sex. have you ever read any fan fiction?
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    needs moar sex. have you ever read any fan fiction?
    No.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    me either. but i've heard about it and from all accounts, it's usually sexy-time.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by faq_q View Post
    Bahahaha! Love it! I'm going to go water the trees now
    Good grief, I just took stroll around my park. Found out two neighbors moved and a new couple is moving in

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Seems to me they have all the time in the world.

    I like showering, and the sun. Seeing people. Having clean clothes. Maybe see a movie. Acknowledge my family and friends. Yeah, I am calling all of those things much more interesting.
    I love good fan fiction. Read and write it. And comments like the ones already being thrown around here are why I will now bow out of this thread.

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    Wait...this thread is in the Jodi Arias forum? What the hell? Real people fic is just sick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamdinger125 View Post
    Wait...this thread is in the Jodi Arias forum? What the hell? Real people fic is just sick.
    RPF is so gross. I have friends who like to write it.

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    I can see Wilmott in a dominatrix outfit under her pants suit. She's probably much hotter than she looks in court.

    Have a seat, Mr. The Prosecutor! I have an objection for you...


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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    I can see Wilmott in a dominatrix outfit under her pants suit. She's probably much hotter than she looks in court.

    Have a seat, Mr. The Prosecutor! I have an objection for you...
    image respectfully snipped.

    oh coconut.

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    The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. A short female Defense Attorney is questioning a towering, icy Prosecution Witness in a tense courtroom exchange.

    Defense Attorney: Sure, I can ask that question again, you bitch

    Prosecution Witness: Did you just call me a bitch?

    Defense Attorney: No, I called you a frigid bitch with a tight Cluster B.

    Prosecution Witness: I am not frigid! I just work 90 hours a week!

    Defense Attorney: Your honor, may I approach the witness?

    Judge: Sure, why not? What could go wrong?

    Defense Attorney: How tall are you?

    Prosecution Witness: I'm 6'2", 18 inches taller than The Prosecutor.

    Defense Attorney: Step down off the stand and put your arm around me to show the jury.

    Prosecution Witness: Okaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy....

    [they are both standing facing the jury box, Prosecution Witness has her arm around Defense Attorney's shoulders]

    Defense Attorney: Smile for the jury.

    Prosecution Witness: Why are we doing this?

    Defense Attorney: Do you think you're better than me? Taller? Smarter? Tougher?

    Prosecution Witness: Ummmm, I'm a licensed psychotechnical expert. And I only use empirical data points. Why are you making me put my arm around you?

    Defense Attorney (in Samuel L. Jackson voice): Cause I want the jury to see what happens when a bitch talks down to me!

    [Attorney pivots and bodyslams Witness to the ground, falling on top of her in a heap]

    [Defendant pops up out of her seat and pees herself a little, the bailiff hits the stun belt and the lights go out from the shock]

    Defense Attorney, pulling Prosecution Witness 's hair: Do you like that?

    Prosecution Witness, whimpering: I'm not sure what you're asking?

    [dim red emergency lighting comes on in the courtroom]

    Defense Attorney: I said, do you like it when I pull your hair, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness: I like it...

    [a large burly woman in the gallery with short hair tears off her shirt, spins it above her head and starts a pelvic thrusting dance, shouting "let it happen! It's natural!"]

    Defense Attorney: Do you like it when I call you bitch, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness, screaming in husky voice: I love it!

    [a blonde trial watcher who often appears on a marginal cable network is rubbing herself discreetly in the gallery]

    Defense Attorney: How much experience do you have in this field?

    Prosecution Witness: Not enough, I need more! Give me more experience!

    Defense Attorney, ripping open Witness's shirt: Who is better friends with Lenore?

    Prosecution Witness: You are, you are, oh my, this is wonderful!

    Defense Attorney: This is from Lenore? do you want it in Axis 1, Axis 2, or Axis 3?

    Prosecution Witness: Yes please! I'm a 3 hole wonder! It's contagious!

    Bow chicka bow wow?

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    You rule, coconut, that was hilarious!

    I do take umbrage with one bit... the blonde trial watcher who often appears on a marginal cable network would not be doing anything discretely. Just sayin'.

    Were you crying when you were stabbing him? --SuperJuan Martinez
    Nobody believes a word out of your mouth. Why do you keep talking? -- ABC Interviewer to JA

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. A short female Defense Attorney is questioning a towering, icy Prosecution Witness in a tense courtroom exchange.

    Defense Attorney: I said, do you like it when I pull your hair, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness: I like it...

    [a large burly woman in the gallery with short hair tears off her shirt, spins it above her head and starts a pelvic thrusting dance, shouting "let it happen! It's natural!"]
    [/SIZE]
    Any resemble to real persons is purely coincidental
    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/signaturepics/sigpic83661_1.gif

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    Man, this is weirder than slash Harry Potter fan fiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. A short female Defense Attorney is questioning a towering, icy Prosecution Witness in a tense courtroom exchange.

    Defense Attorney: Sure, I can ask that question again, you bitch

    Prosecution Witness: Did you just call me a bitch?

    Defense Attorney: No, I called you a frigid bitch with a tight Cluster B.

    Prosecution Witness: I am not frigid! I just work 90 hours a week!

    Defense Attorney: Your honor, may I approach the witness?

    Judge: Sure, why not? What could go wrong?

    Defense Attorney: How tall are you?

    Prosecution Witness: I'm 6'2", 18 inches taller than The Prosecutor.

    Defense Attorney: Step down off the stand and put your arm around me to show the jury.

    Prosecution Witness: Okaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy....

    [they are both standing facing the jury box, Prosecution Witness has her arm around Defense Attorney's shoulders]

    Defense Attorney: Smile for the jury.

    Prosecution Witness: Why are we doing this?

    Defense Attorney: Do you think you're better than me? Taller? Smarter? Tougher?

    Prosecution Witness: Ummmm, I'm a licensed psychotechnical expert. And I only use empirical data points. Why are you making me put my arm around you?

    Defense Attorney (in Samuel L. Jackson voice): Cause I want the jury to see what happens when a bitch talks down to me!

    [Attorney pivots and bodyslams Witness to the ground, falling on top of her in a heap]

    [Defendant pops up out of her seat and pees herself a little, the bailiff hits the stun belt and the lights go out from the shock]

    Defense Attorney, pulling Prosecution Witness 's hair: Do you like that?

    Prosecution Witness, whimpering: I'm not sure what you're asking?

    [dim red emergency lighting comes on in the courtroom]

    Defense Attorney: I said, do you like it when I pull your hair, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness: I like it...

    [a large burly woman in the gallery with short hair tears off her shirt, spins it above her head and starts a pelvic thrusting dance, shouting "let it happen! It's natural!"]

    Defense Attorney: Do you like it when I call you bitch, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness, screaming in husky voice: I love it!

    [a blonde trial watcher who often appears on a marginal cable network is rubbing herself discreetly in the gallery]

    Defense Attorney: How much experience do you have in this field?

    Prosecution Witness: Not enough, I need more! Give me more experience!

    Defense Attorney, ripping open Witness's shirt: Who is better friends with Lenore?

    Prosecution Witness: You are, you are, oh my, this is wonderful!

    Defense Attorney: This is from Lenore? do you want it in Axis 1, Axis 2, or Axis 3?

    Prosecution Witness: Yes please! I'm a 3 hole wonder! It's contagious!

    Bow chicka bow wow?
    There are no words. You are twisted.....I love it!

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    Somebody had to pop the cherry on "the festivities"! Still waiting for a Prosecutor fantasy story!

    Quote Originally Posted by Brillig View Post
    I do take umbrage with one bit... the blonde trial watcher who often appears on a marginal cable network would not be doing anything discretely. Just sayin'.
    I know, but would a true conservative rub one out in public, right through her trendy capri pants?

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Man, this is weirder than slash Harry Potter fan fiction.
    Happy to oblige. You're probably too young to remember the good old X Files days when the only way to relieve the Scully & Mulder tension was to read some quality fan porn.

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    Absolutely disgusted. And this is coming from me.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coconut View Post
    The events depicted in this story are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental. A short female Defense Attorney is questioning a towering, icy Prosecution Witness in a tense courtroom exchange.

    Defense Attorney: Sure, I can ask that question again, you bitch

    Prosecution Witness: Did you just call me a bitch?

    Defense Attorney: No, I called you a frigid bitch with a tight Cluster B.

    Prosecution Witness: I am not frigid! I just work 90 hours a week!

    Defense Attorney: Your honor, may I approach the witness?

    Judge: Sure, why not? What could go wrong?

    Defense Attorney: How tall are you?

    Prosecution Witness: I'm 6'2", 18 inches taller than The Prosecutor.

    Defense Attorney: Step down off the stand and put your arm around me to show the jury.

    Prosecution Witness: Okaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy....

    [they are both standing facing the jury box, Prosecution Witness has her arm around Defense Attorney's shoulders]

    Defense Attorney: Smile for the jury.

    Prosecution Witness: Why are we doing this?

    Defense Attorney: Do you think you're better than me? Taller? Smarter? Tougher?

    Prosecution Witness: Ummmm, I'm a licensed psychotechnical expert. And I only use empirical data points. Why are you making me put my arm around you?

    Defense Attorney (in Samuel L. Jackson voice): Cause I want the jury to see what happens when a bitch talks down to me!

    [Attorney pivots and bodyslams Witness to the ground, falling on top of her in a heap]

    [Defendant pops up out of her seat and pees herself a little, the bailiff hits the stun belt and the lights go out from the shock]

    Defense Attorney, pulling Prosecution Witness 's hair: Do you like that?

    Prosecution Witness, whimpering: I'm not sure what you're asking?

    [dim red emergency lighting comes on in the courtroom]

    Defense Attorney: I said, do you like it when I pull your hair, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness: I like it...

    [a large burly woman in the gallery with short hair tears off her shirt, spins it above her head and starts a pelvic thrusting dance, shouting "let it happen! It's natural!"]

    Defense Attorney: Do you like it when I call you bitch, bitch?

    Prosecution Witness, screaming in husky voice: I love it!

    [a blonde trial watcher who often appears on a marginal cable network is rubbing herself discreetly in the gallery]

    Defense Attorney: How much experience do you have in this field?

    Prosecution Witness: Not enough, I need more! Give me more experience!

    Defense Attorney, ripping open Witness's shirt: Who is better friends with Lenore?

    Prosecution Witness: You are, you are, oh my, this is wonderful!

    Defense Attorney: This is from Lenore? do you want it in Axis 1, Axis 2, or Axis 3?

    Prosecution Witness: Yes please! I'm a 3 hole wonder! It's contagious!

    Bow chicka bow wow?
    Hedgehogs can't climb the mighty redwood.

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