Hello everyone, I know it's been a while. You've been in my thoughts so I wanted to say hi and give you some good news.
The check cleared.
I'm writing you this message from a secure location in a tropical country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the USA. I have to thank the State of Arizona for that, they have been just great. Didn't even dispute my bill or hotel expense account for the mini-bar and massages.
Watching Alyce up there on the stand has given me flashbacks. I'm somewhere in the desert with a bag over my head, and a short angry man is kicking me in the nutsack. Over and over. On top of that I'm having trouble sleeping and concentrating. My PTSD is flaring up something fierce.
After my stressful experience I diagnosed myself with the PTSD and now I'm on disability. I probably caught it from Jodi during our hours together. Did you know 30% of all discredited expert witnesses can't remember what they testified about? I wish I could recall more of what happened in that awful wood panel room... it was just a blur. I heard the gavel and when I woke up I was far away covered in money. There is a big crater where my hippocampus used to be.
Jodi is a special lady, though, a born star. The whole world is captivated by her. That reminds me, I need to send her another book!