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    Twitter User @Grawly Says He Has A Dildo Stuck Up His Butt, Livetweets Hospital Trip (TWEETS)

    Twitter user @Grawly picked up good vibrations online after he began livetweeting an unusual trip to the hospital. On Thursday night, he told the world that a dildo he'd shoved up his butt was stuck.

    "Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out," he tweeted. "(answer: it's me)."

    The Daily Dot picked up on the Twitter user's predicament Friday morning, and since then, @Grawly has continued to entertain his followers.

    But is it for real? On Friday afternoon he tweeted an alleged X-ray picture of the wedged dildo (above). Either way, we at HuffPost Weird News appreciate his sense of humor and hope he's feeling just fine.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2838801.html
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    I wonder if it was a zombie dildo.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Im gonna go ahead and say its true. LOL!


    televised snowmang ‏@Grawly
    @rachyyface LIFE ACHIEVEMENTS: learned to walk at 9 months, shoved dildo up inside butt

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    Not shocked that this happened.

    Also not shocked someone tweeted it., but if you're going to post it, go all out.

    XRAYS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    https://twitter.com/Grawly/status/310110134858817536


    televised snowmang
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    heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass http://i.imgur.com/9whZ8Mu.jpg


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    Wow. He got it pretty far up there!

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    That. Is. Impressive.
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    That. Is. Impressive.
    As was the battery life he attested to in his tweets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    As was the battery life he attested to in his tweets.


    We had an ER doc that would leave these kind of XRAYS up on the viewing board for all to see when they came in. I've seen all kindsa things up peoples asses.
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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    what did he use to push it all up in there, a broom handle? to quote Mr Slave "oh Jesus Christ"
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    I'm sure the peeps in surgical pathology are having a great time providing dictation for this.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Heh. You said dictation. Heh. Heh.

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    We had a dude who "accidentally" sat on his wife's dildo three times. Each time, his wife was out of town, he took a shower, sat on a chair to get dressed, and his wife's dildo just happened to be sitting upright and slipped right into his butthole.

    You have to measure and describe that shit and it is submitted for a final pathology report that becomes a permanent record in the chart. HAHAHAHAHA!


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    This doesn't surprise me at all. I've heard of a guy who had a drink stirrer stuck in his "significant 1%" and all sorts of stuff in the butt. I feel sorry for the people who have to deal with these jackasses without laughing.
    "When it comes time to die, let us not discover that we have never lived." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Best one we brought in.. "fell" on a toilet brush. Brush first. He had to lay on his stomach for the ride to the er.
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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    HAHAHAhA! That is so disgusting. I would think that would hurt.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    You'd think. I mean, i've never looked at a toilet brush like... Ooh yeah you sexy, i need you in me.
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    You'd think. I mean, i've never looked at a toilet brush like... Ooh yeah you sexy, i need you in me.
    Ewwww....especially after where it's been cleaning. Ewwww....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Best one we brought in.. "fell" on a toilet brush. Brush first. He had to lay on his stomach for the ride to the er.


    I bet it hurt more coming out than it did going in.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Lady View Post
    Ewwww....especially after where it's been cleaning. Ewwww....

    makes you wonder what made them think it was a good idea to try. he had to have had help
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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