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    Should you buy a Facebook girlfriend??

    Should you buy a Facebook girlfriend? Three-month $750 commitment buys you syrupy messages and a "relationship" status






    Changing your Facebook status from 'In a Relationship' to 'Single' has become as much part of the break-up ritual as getting a new haircut or going out on a night on the tiles with your friends.

    But what if you really want to make your ex jealous and show them you have moved on?

    A new website called Fake Internet Girlfriend allows men to buy a virtual girlfriend who will declare you back 'in a relationship', leave soppy posts on your Facebook wall, send you messages on Twitter.

    In some cases they will even join your gaming community - such as World of Warcraft - all for a cost of $750 for a three month subscription.

    Clients can create their own girlfriend by filling out a form on the website which includes questions about what they would like their fake girlfriend to be like.

    The site helps you create the perfect fake girlfriend so that she seems more realistic to other people.

    The company says it will never reveal that they are posting messages on your Facebook account nor will the client ever reveal he has used its services.

    'It's a simple non disclosure agreement for your protection and ours,' the site says.

    After the client sends back all the required information and he has paid for his first month, the company will have your fake girlfriend ready to go in a day or two.

    The site says: 'Sometimes people need to rent a fake girlfriend for their job.

    'Sometimes people hire a fake internet girlfriend to make an ex-girlfriend jealous. In fact, we get a lot of clients for this reason.

    'Sometimes people don't want to hear it from their family, they want to avoid the drama altogether of the never ending questions about dating so they simply employ a fake internet girlfriend so their family will stop hounding them about finding the right girl.'

    Fake Internet Girlfriend is not the only website of its kind out there.

    Cloud Girlfriend and Brazilian site Namaro Fake offer the same deal if you are a man and want to appear off the market.

    For $250 a month, you can buy the basic girlfriend package on Fake Internet Girlfriend, which includes setting up a profile on a social networking site like Facebook to publicly communicate with you and making up to two public phone calls, for example to your secretary, in any given month.

    The package also includes friendly texts up to 10 times a month at any given dates and times you specify.

    For more in-depth or specialised services like the 'gamer girl package', the company charges $350 per month.

    This buys you a girlfriend who becomes involved in your gaming community such as World of Warcraft, Everquest II or Evony.

    The gamer girl package costs slightly more than the basic girlfriend package simply because it requires more time than the basic girlfriend services and it also requires employing staff that has specific and unique knowledge of the game in question.

    In fact, you can even have your girlfriend join your guild, level up a character and even go on raids with you.

    'Just let us know when you contact us exactly what you are looking for in a gamer girlfriend,' the site boasts.

    However the company does make it clear it is not an escort agency.

    'Our services are for appearances only,' a note of the site reads.

    'We are not offering you real girlfriend services. We will act like your girlfriend all day long but please do not confuse that with an invite to anything sexual in nature.'

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    What?!

    Jesus, what the hell is wrong with people??


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    why not just make a fake account with a new email address? or ask a friend to do it to it? or not give a fuck what the ex thinks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    are they going to shop pictures of the two of them together? WHY AM I ASKING ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS?

    this is so stupid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    I just don't get the whole faking it for the internet fad. Shit is on some other level I just cannot comprehend or try to understand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    are they going to shop pictures of the two of them together? WHY AM I ASKING ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS?

    this is so stupid.
    i thought the same thing. After watching enough Catfish, youre right, people can just fake this stuff themselves and save 750

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    some people love to waste money and care far too much what others think about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiaDeLosMuertos View Post
    .
    haha love ^^^


    well, it leaves little to wonder why they are not with their ex if they will do this kind of foolishness.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Are they hiring?


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    this is too much

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    this will be the pic of them together


    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Wait, that is a good question.. do they have people who photoshop in girlfriends??


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Wait, that is a good question.. do they have people who photoshop in girlfriends??
    For that much they fucking better.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    How does this make one happy knowing that they don't really have a girlfriend. Shit, one of the best reasons to claim someone at all is the sex. Where is the happiness??


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    How does this make one happy knowing that they don't really have a girlfriend. Shit, one of the best reasons to claim someone at all is the sex. Where is the happiness??
    You do it to get more chicks. Everyone knows that a wedding ring is a chick magnet.





    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Not in my life.. and if those are the women these guys want they are in for disappointment.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Not in my life.. and if those are the women these guys want they are in for disappointment.
    It doesn't actually happen, but kudos to these guys for actually getting paid off of the suckers who buy into that bullshit myth.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    You do it to get more chicks. Everyone knows that a wedding ring is a chick magnet.






    When you're younger, sure. An older man with a wedding ring only attracts the ganks...and perhaps rightly so.

    And if there's anyone out there who buys into this virtual girlfriend bullshit, then kudos to these guys for preying on the truly stupid.
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Now go fuck yourself.

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    Dude, For that much cash Iwill come and take real pictures with you. AND Ill text you more than 10 times a month and as many public calls as you want. Still no sex though. Even though 750 seems like decent whore cash.
    We'll play it by ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessielee View Post
    Dude, For that much cash Iwill come and take real pictures with you. AND Ill text you more than 10 times a month and as many public calls as you want. Still no sex though. Even though 750 seems like decent whore cash.
    We'll play it by ear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessielee View Post
    Dude, For that much cash Iwill come and take real pictures with you. AND Ill text you more than 10 times a month and as many public calls as you want. Still no sex though. Even though 750 seems like decent whore cash.
    We'll play it by ear.


    I didn't even think of that. Yea, what the fuck?!? That's whore money, no doubt. www.eros.com
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I think its funny that for the cost, your fake girlfriend will join your gaming community as well

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    Any for real forever alone dude can't afford this shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    GIRLS PLAY WOW TOO!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessielee View Post
    Dude, For that much cash Iwill come and take real pictures with you. AND Ill text you more than 10 times a month and as many public calls as you want. Still no sex though. Even though 750 seems like decent whore cash.
    We'll play it by ear.
    thats what i was thinking - can't you just rent a real girl for that amount of money?

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