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    Ok, glad it's a joke. It sure wouldn't make any sense to hate on haters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    How do you know toothpaste was invented in the south?

    Cause if it was invented up north it would be called teethpaste.
    HA! you made a funny.

    funfact: west virgina has the worst person to teeth ratio in all of the united states.

    ETA: it also has the highest consumption of mountain dew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elliss View Post
    Ok, glad it's a joke. It sure wouldn't make any sense to hate on haters.
    Where you from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    HA! you made a funny.

    funfact: west virgina has the worst person to teeth ratio in all of the united states.

    ETA: it also has the highest consumption of mountain dew.
    Also the "most racist" according to the link a few pages back.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    Also the "most racist" according to the link a few pages back.
    and it all adds up: racism leads to tooth decay.

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    There was a Dateline special on WV and they talked about the condition known as Mountain Dew Mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    and it all adds up: racism leads to tooth decay.
    We have evidence. I trust science.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I have healthy teeth. Proof I'm not racist.

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    Girls from da south got gold in they mouth

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    I have about $15,000 in my mouth between braces and veneers..I'm weird but thats the first thing I look at on people is their hands and teeth

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    Yep I look at people's teeth first thing too.

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    I prefer to have them drop trou so I can inspect their anuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    I prefer to have them drop trou so I can inspect their anuses.
    True story.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    True story.
    If they don't keep dat ass clean, how can I be sure they take proper care of the rest of their hygiene?

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    Yeah a nice anus is #2 for sure

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    baby wipes ftw

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    Stick your pinky finger up there with the wipe, swish it around a little.

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    The feeling is similar to poking your belly button too deep

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    If they don't keep dat ass clean, how can I be sure they take proper care of the rest of their hygiene?
    "Inspections" shouldn't hurt, nery!
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    "Inspections" shouldn't hurt, nery!
    no pain, only some pressure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    no pain, only some pressure.
    they always say that

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    If the eyes are the window into the soul then I suppose the anus is the backdoor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PCP777 View Post
    FUCK YO COUCH, CHARLIE MURPHY

    the one good thing about southern girls is that the majority of them swallow after their gummers.

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    GUMMERS!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    No one ever gets me. Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
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    Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?

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    [*Originally Posted by*nerysinci**If they don't keep dat ass clean, how can I be sure they take proper care of the rest of their hygiene?]

    I had a pal years ago that said he always checked out chick's feet before he went downtown on 'em cuz he knew if they had nice pedicured feet that it stood to reason they took good care of Virginia. RIP MY OLD PAL MR. THIBODEAUX

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