Yea, she was a weird, semi-retarded, slut of a chick. And she ended up getting with some dude that treated her like property. She had his name tattooed on her within weeks. Days maybe.
But thinking of that shit, and hearing Creature, I think he has a point. It probably happens more often than we think. I mean if you think kids can't/won't talk when they're abused.....
When I was a teen there were rumors of a girl her poodle and peanut butter,now I'm thinking maybe some truth to it.
My dog ate a pack of gum yesterday. So I googled: Is it dangerous for your dog to eat gum. And ya know how when you type shit into google, it autofills in the most popular whatever? Yeah well as I was typing it auto filled, Is it dangerous for your dog to eat you out. Its apparently more common than we all think. I was appauled. I think Ive weeped enough for humanity for one day. Im going to bed.
I feel like I've been living in a bubble.
Oh, this fetish is apparently totally common, says the internet.
(...which is where this girl should have known to keep that shit. What the fuck.)
But a lot of horny dudes seem to think that having sex with animals is acceptable too, which I'd have to say frightens me even more. Ever since I discovered the hundred thousand car pileup that is 4chan's /b/, I've been overly suspicious of any long-term single guy who lives alone with his dogs. Sometimes the reality that you can never know where every dick you've befriended has ever been is just too potentially horrific to bear.
Thanks again, internet.
Buuuuuut, on a positive note, I'm pretty sure the girl with the dog and the peanut butter is actually an urban myth. Much like the insatiable young girl with the frozen weiner that breaks off inside of her. Or the too-drunk girl who gets caught raping a bedpost at a party. I heard all of those stories about several different girls growing up, only to come across Snopes' debunking of weiner girl (http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/hotdog.asp) 20 years later, which seriously made me doubt the validity of the others.
How do you people get into these conversations???
Yes, I'm more befuddled about the fact that people discuss these things with others.
Yeah, y'all too.
No, the multiple references to, "oh, yeah, my friend totally thinks fucking dogs is hot"
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