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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    hahaha aw he's lonely.

    Also i love when guys on there say like 'here is this quote from this movie, don't contact me unless you can identify it'. A) what a stupid way to filter people. B) Are they unaware of google?
    Hey, guys don't get hits like women do. If someone looks at you, you gotta investigate!

    People do that?!?!
    WHY!?!
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    PEOPLE WHAT SHOULD I DO TONIGHT.

    lil letters

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    I DON'T KNOW. It's so fucking dumb,

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Kind_...rofile_similar

    My self-summary
    "The ball I threw while playing in the park
    Has not yet reached the ground".
    If you guess who wrote this poem, I would be interested in you for three years. If we stay together after the years of love, we could share a life of complicity, shelter and affection.
    I still believe in the autumn.

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    FUCK. The most disappointing thing in the world is that vampire_picachu's profile is for members only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    FUCK. The most disappointing thing in the world is that vampire_picachu's profile is for members only.
    link and ye shall behold.

    So there's a dude I've talked to on the phone and he's totally hilarious and awesome but he will be friend zoned bc i'm not even remotely attracted to him. anyway, he messaged me earlier wanting to hang but i said i had shit going on. should i just go hang out with him? i think i'd have fun. is 9:16 pm on a tuesday too late to bother people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    link and ye shall behold.

    So there's a dude I've talked to on the phone and he's totally hilarious and awesome but he will be friend zoned bc i'm not even remotely attracted to him. anyway, he messaged me earlier wanting to hang but i said i had shit going on. should i just go hang out with him? i think i'd have fun. is 9:16 pm on a tuesday too late to bother people?
    I bet I've been on the other side of this before. FML.

    Bowie, just make an account. leave the shit blank.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    NAh I am morally opposed.

    This guy's starting to find his inner hipster.
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jg_30...rofile_similar

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    NAh I am morally opposed.

    This guy's starting to find his inner hipster.
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jg_30...rofile_similar
    HAHAHA he's contacted me before

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    NAh I am morally opposed.

    This guy's starting to find his inner hipster.
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/jg_30...rofile_similar
    Is this what it's like when I'm stubborn?
    God damn it, I guess I gotta respect that.

    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    HAHAHA he's contacted me before
    Most of these places become a small town really quickly. I remember seeing the same girl on a few different sites.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I decided I don't want to hang out with friend-zone right now, because I know he likes me and I don't want any of that right now. GOD DAMNIT I WISH I HAD MORE PLATONIC FRIENDS

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    I feel like this guy would be quite handsome without that fucking old man beard.
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/3Huzzahs/photos

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    Private.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Private.
    Here, weirdo.




    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

    That sounds bad.....
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    WTF, he looks like a hipster amish with a potato nose. Passssss. let me guess, he's 'a writer and a traveler, loquacious, verbose, intellectual. Looking for someone to do (insert obscure activity such as handstands on abandoned rooftop at sunset) with.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    WTF, he looks like a hipster amish with a potato nose. Passssss. let me guess, he's 'a writer and a traveler, loquacious, verbose, intellectual. Looking for someone to do (insert obscure activity such as handstands on abandoned rooftop at sunset) with.'
    And you claim you don't have an account.


    WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE POSTING!?!?!

    ETA:
    I've finally started working on a book I've been planning to write for the last several years. I have quickly come to realize how daunting the task will be but am completely dedicated to seeing it done. Also doing a lot of sewing projects lately, mostly hand sewing.
    Man, I bet I know people who have thrown things at this dude.
    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 09-25-2012 at 05:39 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    okcupid actually worked for me. :/ lol i'm ashamed to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delta9 View Post
    okcupid actually worked for me. :/ lol i'm ashamed to say.
    TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

    How am I supposed to marry you and have flappy-headed babies.

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    definite strategy involved though... males need to get their profiles into the red "Rarely replies" range to get attention which means you can't waste your replies with uglies even if you want to be nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delta9 View Post
    definite strategy involved though... males need to get their profiles into the red "Rarely replies" range to get attention which means you can't waste your replies with uglies even if you want to be nice.
    I'm listening.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delta9 View Post
    definite strategy involved though... males need to get their profiles into the red "Rarely replies" range to get attention which means you can't waste your replies with uglies even if you want to be nice.
    I actually don't bother with those guys because I figure they won't write me back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

    How am I supposed to marry you and have flappy-headed babies.
    lol ya past 2 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm listening.
    Ron, what's my reply rate? I don't know how to see my own

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    Quote Originally Posted by delta9 View Post
    lol ya past 2 months.
    Well I hate her. Hope it all works out and all that jazz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm listening.
    it took me a couple months to get the hang of it but msgs started piling up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post
    Well I hate her. Hope it all works out and all that jazz.
    lol thanks. high hopes!

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