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    Gay dog spared the gas chamber. HA!





    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...e-gas-chamber/


    By Russell Goldman
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    Jan 31, 2013 1:14pm
    Elton, the ?Gay? Dog, Spared the Gas Chamber
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    A dog at a Tennessee shelter was set to be euthanized, after its owner left it there because he thought the animal was

    A dog in Tennessee whose owner dumped it at a shelter because he thought it was gay was saved from euthanasia at the last minute by a kindhearted animal lover.
    The dog was left with a rabies control shelter in Jackson, Tenn., this week ?not because he?s mean or tears things up? But because his owner says he?s gay!? the group Jackson TN Euthanasia, which tries to find homes for dogs in kill-shelters, posted on its Facebook page on Wednesday.
    ?He hunched another male dog so his owner threw him away because he refuses to have a ?gay? dog!? the group wrote in a post that went viral, leading to thousands of comments online and hundreds of people calling the shelter.
    One of those callers was Stephanie Fryns, a veterinary tech from Jackson, who rescued the bulldog-mix. She named him Elton.
    Fryns, who owns four dogs, told ABCNews.com that she saw Elton on an adoption website and had made plans to rescue him even before his story went viral.
    Fryns said the pooch weighed 50 pounds, and ?was pretty friendly so far. He?s pretty scared of everything, which is understandable. But he loved the car ride.?
    She said bulldog and bull-mixes routinely showed up in the area?s shelters because of a widespread and illicit interest in dog fighting.
    Elton, she said, had some redness on his ears but it was impossible to say if they were bites from other fighting dogs. She doubted he had been fought routinely because he was ?submissive.?
    Homosexual behavior has been recorded in more than 1,000 different animal species, but it is likely that Elton was simply displaying typical dominance behavior when mounting another male dog, rather than being gay.
    Pairs of male penguins nesting together to raise an egg have made headlines at zoos in Canada, Denmark and Spain. A study of Alaskan albatrosses in 2010 found that most of the nesting couples on one island consisted of female pairs.
    There are plenty of mammals, including giraffes, dolphins and bonobos, an ape species closely related to chimps and humans, that have gay sex for pleasure, according to the book ?Biological Exuberance? by Bruce Baghemi.

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    OMG. The guy that took him to the shelter is an ultra douche.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Screw this! I had a cat that was gay. Long story, condensed: I had a cat who ran out the door one night and got lost in the woods behind my house.

    I cried and cried. I called my mama and asked her to help find my kitteh. She brought me a TOTALLY strange cat that looked my cat, but was NOT my cat. I kept the little bugger even though I KNEW he wasn't my lost kitteh. I kept him intending to find a new home for him.

    In the meantime, I found my own kitteh out in the woods and brought him home. Imposter kitteh dried humped my real kitteh.

    Within a few days some woman knocked on my door and said I had her cat (imposter kitteh). I gave her cat back. An hour later she was banging on my door and demanded I take him back. She said I turned him gay because he tried to hump her male dog when she took him home!

    I kept him and he really did hump my other male cats. So whatever. I loved him. And my other male cats got used to being dry humped.


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    Wait, what? Stupid question, but can animals be gay? I've never heard of this before in my life.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    my dog's just a whore... but yeah, i've seen a gay dog or two in my day.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Wait, what? Stupid question, but can animals be gay? I've never heard of this before in my life.
    Absolutely.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_animals

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...exual_behavior

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
    I'd been married long time ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Wait, what? Stupid question, but can animals be gay? I've never heard of this before in my life.
    wut? I thought all dogs were gay. They hump anything that sits still.

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    Amazon Dolphin
    The Amazon River dolphin or boto has been reported to form up in bands of 3–5 individuals enjoying group sex. The groups usually comprise young males and sometimes one or two females. Sex is often performed in non-reproductive ways, using snout, flippers and genital rubbing, without regards to gender.[58] In captivity, they have been observed to sometimes perform homosexual and heterosexual penetration of the blowhole, a hole homologous with the nostril of other mammals, making this the only known example of nasal sex in the animal kingdom.[58][59] The males will sometimes also perform sex with males from the tucuxi species, a type of small porpoise.[58]
    incredible. but... i see that was covered in the video.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlassHat View Post
    wut? I thought all dogs were gay. They hump anything that sits still.

    So gays just hump anything that sits still?
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    So gays just hump anything that sits still?
    Thing is gays don't sit still.

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    WOW. My eyes are opened...I legit had no idea. Thanks, Ron.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    WOW. My eyes are opened...I legit had no idea. Thanks, Ron.
    These animals clearly need Jesus.

    The more you look into science, the more ridiculous religion seems. I don't mean the belief in a higher power, but all the magic, superstition and rules are bullshit. Pure bullshit. I mean shellfish are an abomination? Maybe if you're allergic.

    What do you mean I can't have any shrimp? Don't be shellfish.
    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 02-04-2013 at 03:23 PM.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    These animals clearly need Jesus.

    The more you looking into science, the more ridiculous religion seems. I don't mean the belief in a higher power, but all the magic, superstition and rules are bullshit. Pure bullshit. I mean shellfish are an abomination? Maybe if you're allergic.

    What do you mean I can't have any shrimp? Don't be shellfish.
    You're funny. But I agree with you totally. Science RULEZ!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncy View Post
    So gays just hump anything that sits still?
    You didn't know?

    Quote Originally Posted by sogs View Post
    Thing is gays don't sit still.

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    Ya'll are hilarious. Animals do mate with their own gender sometimes. But in dogs especially it is just a dominance behavior. I believe it is the primary dominance behavior, nonagressive. Poor dog and his hick homophobe papaw.

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