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    Former TV writer Ted Shuttleworth (51) was arrested for fatally punching his poodle Lola in the face

    (CBS/AP) NEW YORK - Former television writer Ted Shuttleworth was arrested Saturday for punching a poodle in the face so hard that it died of a brain injury, police said.

    New York Post reported that the former "NYPD Blue" writer could face up to a year in prison for punching his dog on May 29.

    Shuttleworth, 51, allegedly attacked his pet because he was angry with it. The dog weighed about four pounds and sustained a traumatic brain injury after the attack, according to a spokesman for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

    Shuttleworth was arrested Saturday at his home in Queens. His wife tells the Post that the dog's death was a "horrible accident."



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    What a piece of shit this guy is.

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    Seriously? What kind of asshole does that shit to his own dog? RIP Lola. Horrible accident my ass.
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Now go fuck yourself.

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    I think I have said I wanted to punch a poodle in the face before. I never would, but now I feel bad .
    Last edited by McMama; 06-18-2012 at 04:59 PM. Reason: eta: nevermind--- it was a chihuahua

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    Mmmmmmmaybe the poodle shouldn't have been such an asshole....

    Just kidding. I have a toy poodle, and he can be a total dick, but I have never in my life thought I was gonna punch him. What kinda fuck nut goes through that. Wowie.

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    SIMPLE= asshole....

    AND HIS wife; terrible accident, soon she will be next.


    Quote Originally Posted by mydeathspace View Post
    (CBS/AP) NEW YORK - Former television writer Ted Shuttleworth was arrested Saturday for punching a poodle in the face so hard that it died of a brain injury, police said.

    New York Post reported that the former "NYPD Blue" writer could face up to a year in prison for punching his dog on May 29.

    Shuttleworth, 51, allegedly attacked his pet because he was angry with it. The dog weighed about four pounds and sustained a traumatic brain injury after the attack, according to a spokesman for the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

    Shuttleworth was arrested Saturday at his home in Queens. His wife tells the Post that the dog's death was a "horrible accident."



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    What a piece of shit this guy is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mortis88 View Post
    Seriously? What kind of asshole does that shit to his own dog? RIP Lola. Horrible accident my ass.
    It appears the horrible accident occurred in his mothers womb.

    RIP Lola
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    Not cool. Poor pooch.

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    I have the urge to get a hammer and accidentally hit him a few times in the face.

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    Horrible accidents happen. Lets hope sometime in the future his skull gets caved in by a brick, you know, another 'Horrible Accident".

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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    It appears the horrible accident occurred in his mothers womb.

    RIP Lola
    Yup.

    An accident would be stepping on it if you were carrying something that blocked your view... Punching it in the face is pretty direct and intentional, which is the exact opposite of accidental.
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    There have been times I hit my cat on the tookus and thought it was too hard, and that's with an open hand. A fucking fist?!?
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    I hope this asshole didn't have kids.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    There have been times I hit my cat on the tookus and thought it was too hard, and that's with an open hand. A fucking fist?!?
    Why would you hit Lois? Meanis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    Why would you hit Lois? Meanis.
    Never gets my coffee right.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    There have been times I hit my cat on the tookus and thought it was too hard, and that's with an open hand. A fucking fist?!?
    I googled tookus & got this






    I know you can't stand kids Ron so I guess you've got a giant chicken.

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    tookus = ass
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Listen, if no one cares when a crazy noodle walks in and executes children with a gun, no one cares about anything.

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    i thought it was tuckus. and i googled. and it is.
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    RBW, it happened here again!


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    ONLY A YEAR?! %&>/=_>>%$&[]7/#=>[>=#%<[
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    What a tough strong man, punching a 4 pound toy poodle and killing him. I hope he never owns another animal his whole life and never had kids. Hopefully his wife wakes up too.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Give me just 5 minutes alone with him.
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I don't have a thousand dollars hanging around to buy a fart in a jar lol.

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    Here is the thing. Abusing animals needs to be a felony and taken as seriously as abusing children. To me, it takes the same kind of person and mentality to be capable of doing it. It's an early warning sign of serial killers, FFS. So, maybe TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND PUNISH PEOPLE ACCORDINGLY FOR IT!
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Here is the thing. Abusing animals needs to be a felony and taken as seriously as abusing children. To me, it takes the same kind of person and mentality to be capable of doing it. It's an early warning sign of serial killers, FFS. So, maybe TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND PUNISH PEOPLE ACCORDINGLY FOR IT!
    Totally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    RBW, it happened here again!
    I looked and that username doesn't exist in the database, so it probably was him and got changed.

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