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Thread: Woman becomes pregnant (in the mouth) with baby squid after eating calamari

  1. 06-20-2012, 08:47 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.
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  2. 06-25-2012, 05:58 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by danakscully64 View Post
    This story makes me hungry for lunch.
    Except you are a vegetarian? And Squid is an animal. Heartless heathen.
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  3. 06-25-2012, 07:52 AM #28
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    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
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    Dafuq did I just read?
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    Nothing like a story of squid spooge.
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  6. 07-19-2012, 06:01 PM #31
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    Oh that's so hot.
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    OMG why! I have only eaten calamari once and I hated it. I knew swallowing could result in babies!
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    Sperm bag is now going to be my favorite insult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    Squid is delicious, you picky bitches. I don't understand eating whole squid though.
    Right? I could eat GOOD fried calamari with a remoulade every day in life!

    Ron: is the grammar in that cartoon supposed to be slaughtered like that?
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  10. 05-22-2013, 10:14 PM #35
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    fuck you for bringing this gross old thread back.
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  11. 05-22-2013, 10:50 PM #36
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    neeners! you've got to be kidding me! this was the best story ever...

    well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!
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  12. 05-22-2013, 10:59 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC
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  13. 05-22-2013, 11:08 PM #38
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    sorry...

    well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!
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