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    Woman becomes pregnant (in the mouth) with baby squid after eating calamari

    BEST. STORY. EVER.

    A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.

    The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.

    The bizarre claim has been made in a scientific paper from the National Center for Biotechnology Information in Bethesda, Maryland.

    The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.

    When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

    Inside the pods is an 'ejaculatory apparatus' and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.

    After the victim of the 'attack' was hospitalised, doctors removed the baby cephalopods from her gums, tongue and cheek. It was only then that the pods were formally identified as 'squid spermatophores.'

    The Center's paper says: 'She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.

    'Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva [gums] were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa.

    'On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.'

    According to Science 2.0, a spermatophore is similar to a cup of semen.

    The site adds that there is still mystery around how spermatophores are implanted into the skin.

    A similar case was reported in December last year when a woman in Japan suffered severe pains in her mouth after eating raw squid.

    She took the remaining piece of squid with her to the Tosei General Hospital, the NCBI reports, and sperm bags were removed.

    Incidents involving the impregnation of human mouths appear to be confined to the Far East where, generally, more raw fish is eaten.

    When squid is prepared in the west, internal organs are removed meaning there is no risk of eating spermatophores.

    Danna Staaf, a squid enthusiast from Science 2.0, said: 'The skin on your hands, and most of the rest of your body, is much too thick to get stuck.

    'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores ejaculate on my fingers and never felt a sting.'

    According to the Biological Bulletin 'Spermatophores are either transferred to the female by the male's hectocotylus, a specialised arm, or by a long penis, which is present in species that lack hectocotyli.

    'After being discharged from the spermatophore in the spermatophoric reaction, the sperm mass is encased in a thin covering, with the cement body at one end.

    'This discharged structure, the spermatangium, may attach to the skin of the female or be deeply embedded in her skin or muscle.'

    The reproduction of deep-sea squids is still something of a mystery simply because their habitat is hard to get to.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz1xwv8KOwU

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    no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    no no no NO NO NO
    I ate squid today. Delicious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olivia View Post
    I ate squid today. Delicious.
    did it jizz in your mouth?
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.

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    No, she jizzed in the squid's mouth.


    Duuuhhhhh *finger snap*

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    Squid spooge? Do not want.

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    Yeah I would have to end myself immediately...luckily I do not eat bug looking things in any form so Im good to.go...

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    you guys, you should all respect the sanctity of life and let those baby squids live and be raised by their new human mom. abortion is wrong. god will punish this woman.
    Last edited by emmieslost; 06-16-2012 at 09:24 AM.

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    UGH WHY DID I READ THIS?!?!! :shootsself:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Emmmie, you are so wrong on this one. This woman was responsible enough to eat the squid, she should be the responsible parent and own up to her new responsibilities as a mother. Why do us tax payers have to pay for her to abort these little ones? I pay taxes, well, I used to when i worked but still....A LOT of people pay taxes and shouldnt have to shoulder this burden.

    Now, sounds to me as tho she knew what she was getting herself into. She could very well have watched Teen Mom and saw how catelynn and tyler dealt with their situation. Adoption is always an option.

    Emmie, you dissappoint me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    you guys, you should all respect the sanctity of life and let those baby squids live and be raised by their new human mom. abortion is wrong. god will punish this woman.


    Also, I just died.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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    Gross. I've never eaten squid, and I'm not rushing to..

    And hahahahaaaaa at her facing her responsibilties. Hahaaa. Dying, choking. Eyes watering.

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    Fucking. Horrific.


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    Interesting, no men who eat raw squid admitting to this problem?

    "Satisfaction of ones curiosity is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life" Linus Pauling

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    Squid is delicious, you picky bitches. I don't understand eating whole squid though.
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    Don't worry, there will be other pork.

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    I don't think I have ever seen a whole squid offered to order, but if I did I doubt I would be the one ordering.


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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    Squid is delicious, you picky bitches. I don't understand eating whole squid though.
    Word.

    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    I don't think I have ever seen a whole squid offered to order, but if I did I doubt I would be the one ordering.
    All these yellow countries eat animals that aren't really dead yet. Some eat things that are outright alive. That's why we don't have these problems: Fire.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Word.


    All these yellow countries eat animals that aren't really dead yet. Some eat things that are outright alive. That's why we don't have these problems: Fire.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df8_1338955919

    Yep, pretty much you won't catch me eating the delicacies abroad.

    I mean, forget the taboo of eating the whole squid, that shit is a nightmare. This story likens the tale of the girl who thought she had a bad pimple and then it popped and millions of spiders came out.


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    This story makes me hungry for lunch.

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    The Center's paper says: 'She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.
    I have experienced this sensation before. In my eye. And now that my (half jokingly) suspicions have been confirmed, ugh.

    Ugh Ugh Ugh


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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    Squid is delicious, you picky bitches. I don't understand eating whole squid though.
    I have to be picky. I don't have the funds to raise squid babies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olivia View Post
    The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.

    When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

    Inside the pods is an 'ejaculatory apparatus' and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.

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    LMFAO! I bet her bf is like; "Now that you've done it you see it isn't that hard now is it? I don't even expect you to swallow either!"

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