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Thread: Naked man killed by Miami Police while 'eating' face off another person

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    Moby is nursing in Florida now?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I don't remember if it's been said yet or not but does the victim remember anything about what happened? I don't even think I have ever read how it was that he ended up being the victim to all this.

    I might be having a brain fart tho.

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    I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by okac View Post
    See, if he would have been bullied on a school bus he would be up to almost 400K!

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    See, if he would have been bullied on a school bus he would be up to almost 400K!
    What if he got his face eaten on a school bus by mean kids?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    What if he got his face eaten on a school bus by mean kids?
    at LEAST 2 mil
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    Quote Originally Posted by okac View Post
    at LEAST 2 mil
    OKAC, I have an idea for a long con. It involves some pain, and a bit of minor corrective and/or reconstructive surgery on your part, but jail time on my part. PM me for deets.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    OKAC, I have an idea for a long con. It involves some pain, and a bit of minor corrective and/or reconstructive surgery on your part, but jail time on my part. PM me for deets.
    hahaha! oh boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    OKAC, I have an idea for a long con. It involves some pain, and a bit of minor corrective and/or reconstructive surgery on your part, but jail time on my part. PM me for deets.
    Uh, I want in on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Uh, I want in on this.
    only if you send me a pic of your hair, now shh
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Uh, I want in on this.
    You seem like you could handle a bus.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Jesa, I havent styled it but when I do, Ill post pics.

    Also, Ron if you are asking me if I candle handle a bus, I think you are implying that I could fit one in my bajina and the answer is no. Well, maybe. Not sure.

    Ahh hell, maybe I could. Ok, bring on the bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Jesa, I havent styled it but when I do, Ill post pics.

    Also, Ron if you are asking me if I candle handle a bus, I think you are implying that I could fit one in my bajina and the answer is no. Well, maybe. Not sure.

    Ahh hell, maybe I could. Ok, bring on the bus.
    Nah, son, you're thinking of the Canadian job.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Toxicology Report on Face-Chewer

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    The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner found only marijuana in the system of the man who allegedly mauled the face of a homeless man over Memorial Day weekend.

    "The department's toxicology laboratory has identified the active components of marijuana," the medical examiner said in a statement. "The laboratory has tested for but not detected any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs."

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    Bath salts dont turn up in most toxicology screens, I believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    "i heard of the munchies, but that is ridiculous..."

    *wiggles mustache and ashes cigar
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Marijuana sprinkled with something.. pfft.


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    I find it hard to believe that he was only smoking weed. I smoked a lot (way more than a lot) of weed when I was a teen and the only thing I ever wanted to attack was Taco Bell's meximelts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    I find it hard to believe that he was only smoking weed. I smoked a lot (way more than a lot) of weed when I was a teen and the only thing I ever wanted to attack was Taco Bell's meximelts.
    Even in my more stoney moments when I have looked at my dog and said, "I bet she tastes like pork. Like the best pork ever." I have never decided to test that theory.


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    Very interesting thread. Feel bad though for the victim...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombiebob View Post
    Very interesting thread. Feel bad though for the victim...
    No you don't. You're a zombie.

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat Pajamas View Post
    No you don't. You're a zombie.
    I'm a passionate zombie... nom nom nom

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