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    Gina Wilfong: Jailed After Facebook-Boasting About Vandalizing Her Ex's Jeep

    Lordy lordy, when will these criminals ever learn?
    First, if you really must brag about your crimes, do it face to face, preferably somewhere you won't be overheard.

    Second, if you really, really must do it on Facebook, and it just isn't enough to do it in a private message, lock down your profile so snooping cops can't see it as easily as Hair Balls reporters. I mean, two full weeks after College Station couple Gina Noel Wilfong (who goes by Lily Anderson on Facebook) and Joseph Woods Smith smashed up a Jeep belonging to Wilfong's ex, this little gem is still there for all the world to see (at bottom of post):


    Brazos County Jail
    Joseph Woods Smith: Might be wishing he wore a turtleneck, but looks like Valentine's Day was fun.
    ​Now isn't that just the sweetest thing ever! Yeah, Joseph, breaking glass with your honey is the best stress reliever ever! And Lily, you sure did show that fucking lil prick who was boss! And it just brings a tear to this jaded reporter's eye when he sees Smith sigh about the great night they spent together...
    When Anderson posted that idiocy, Bryan cops were already on her trail. According to the Bryan-College Station Eagle, a witness gave her description to police, and her ex told them it sounded a lot like Wilfong. Two days later she allegedly came back for more, and this time the ex saw the 21-year-old drive off. He then noticed that someone had chipped his paint, slashed a seat cover and broken another window on his ride.

    By then, the ex had seen the Woods-Wilfong Facebragging exchange and he helpfully provided the cops a link.

    Sadly for the ex, the cops were not able to stop a third assault on his Jeep on February 13, but the two were apprehended the next day. After her arrest, Wilfong reportedly told cops that the ex had forced her to marry him and that they were recently divorced.

    Brazos County records did show that the ex had gotten a divorce in October, albeit from some other woman. He told police he had dated Wilfong for about two weeks and had then thrown her out of his house.

    Total damage to the Jeep is estimated at $1,700, which makes the offense Wilfong and Smith allegedly committed a state-jail felony punishable by up to two years in jail.

    Bragging about it on Facebook? Especially Aggravated Capital Stupidity, but sadly, there's no sentence for that.

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    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    She used a fake name and picture on Facebook. Looks like she was burnt at some point...

    Her profile picture:

    Her mugshot:

    Her new meatstick -

    Her Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/xxColdHeartedChickxx

    His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/XxLimitlessxX
    Last edited by Pheara; 02-23-2012 at 11:25 AM.

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    Man, I am just glad this wasn't about Hotsauce.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    ahahahahaha fucking B/CS
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    I didn't come here to read.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    facebook pictures is all a lye everyone used photoshop now

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonita View Post
    facebook pictures is all a lye everyone used photoshop now



    Oooooh, lye. Cause of her chemical burn. I see what you did there.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Hahahahah

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    Well, she sure has overcome her disability - she sucks a mean hickey with that mouth.

    How dumb to post that. And a felony? Durrrrrrrrrrrhurdurrrrrrrr

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    I've never used photoshop. I don't even have it.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I've never used photoshop. I don't even have it.
    Girl, don't lye.
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    I didn't come here to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    Girl, don't lye.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I didn't come here to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    Girl, don't lye.


    I used to whiten the shit out of my teeth in pics.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post


    I used to whiten the shit out of my teeth in pics.
    plus shop the cast of the jersey shore into the pics.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I didn't come here to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    plus shop the cast of the jersey shore into the pics.
    You prove that I don't know Snooki!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    My FB pic isn't shopped!
    I really am this pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheara View Post
    She used a fake name and picture on Facebook. Looks like she was burnt at some point...

    Her profile picture:

    Her mugshot:

    Is there ANY way this could be her before she caught on fire? The nose is similar as is the face shape. What do y'all think?

    I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko

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    It's hard to say. I see your point but she also looks like ten years older than that girl.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Is there ANY way this could be her before she caught on fire? The nose is similar as is the face shape. What do y'all think?
    Great observation! Now that I look, it kind of does, to me too. Brows are a little different. But I totally agree with the eyes, nose, and face shape. She might have gained a little weight too. The eye color definitely looks the same. That might be an older picture too. Like high school. Wow what a difference a scar makes (if it is her). Now I am curious to know if it is her or not.. LOL
    Last edited by Pheara; 02-27-2012 at 02:58 PM.

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    Well, I have to say, I wouldn't bother tweezing my eyebrows if I was her, either, but I can see them being thinner.

    Her chin is 'missing' (for lack of a better word) so you can't totally envision her face shape...

    At times like these, I wish I had CSI Face & Features Changer software dammit!!!!

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    I agree that the nose and eye shapes are similar, but things that strike me as so much different (eyebrows not groomed, bad hairstyle). Maybe she just gave up on her appearance after burning her face? That's sad.

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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