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    If I Die facebook App.

    http://ifidie.net/

    It's clear that Facebook consumes many Internet users' lives, so isn't it fitting that it should be the first to update your friends upon your death with a self-recorded video farewell?
    The If I Die app, installed through Facebook, offers a morbid twist on Facebook's status as the go-to-site for finding out the latest about your friends' lives, including their exit from this mortal coil.

    "Last words," the man says as the twinkling music plays on. "We all hope we'll get a chance to say some, but not knowing when or where we're going to die makes it a bit tricky."
    That's where the app and your most trusted Facebook friends come into play for your adieu.
    After installing the app, you can record a video or text message with whatever parting words you wish to share now that you are no longer with the living.
    Once that's recorded, you choose three Facebook friends who will receive a message to confirm your death -- whenever that happens.
    When all three Facebook friends confirm your demise, the pre-recorded message or video will be published on your wall for all to read.
    It's a bit of morbid fun.

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    That.... is awesome.

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    Fuck that. I need one that wipes my hard drive and throws out all my porn.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    To me, this is just.... stupid. I don't want to rely on Facebook to convey how important my loved ones are to me, or how I feel about death, or any other crap like that. You shouldn't NEED an app for that if you're actually living your life. I talk to my mom on the phone daily and tell her I love her, I'm constantly hugging and kissing my kids and husband, I keep in contact with the few friends I have and share stories and thoughts and whatnot. I wouldn't want those people to remember my life based on ONE video or message I make.
    People need to get the eff off Facebook and occasionally interact IRL.

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Fuck that. I need one that wipes my hard drive and throws out all my porn.
    That's where you enlist a close friend to do that for you. I'm sure they'll just take the porn collection for personal use. No reason to toss it.

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    Hide the porn in a hidden partition on your harddrive.

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    What about the sex toys?
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Hide them in the teapot!

    Quote Originally Posted by zeebee View Post
    What about the sex toys?
    They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

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    My best friend knows to clean out my bottom drawer

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    My best friend knows to clean out my bottom drawer
    This. And aside from any toys, she knows she gets the whole lot of DVD's.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    This. And aside from any toys, she knows she gets the whole lot of DVD's.
    Whoa....what?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    My best friend knows to clean out my bottom drawer
    I've made jokes in the past, but lets hope if the time comes, they step up and get to the goods before the family does.

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    Who cares, do you you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by danakscully64 View Post
    That's where you enlist a close friend to do that for you. I'm sure they'll just take the porn collection for personal use. No reason to toss it.
    It is likely true, but ewwwwwwwwww gross.

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