The Thread of Questions

[HockeyGirl]

I was cleaning out my old bookshelf right now and found that good old 'Book of Questions" from the 80's.
Since we have so many intelligent and opinionated members, I love our discussions and would love to hear what everyone has to say.

Question#41
Your house containing everything you own, catches fire; after saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item.
What would it be?

[Justice]

Only one? That's soooo hard.

[g r ee n ey e s]

My jewelry box.

[moosella]

My first instinct would be to say my laptop because I have tons of pictures including old ones that were scanned. Plus all my music.

[Justice]

My first instinct would be to say my laptop because I have tons of pictures including old ones that were scanned. Plus all my music.

I was going to say a picture. But good idea, I'll go for my laptop too

[PCP777]

Guitars.

[beli]

it has to be only one?

my purse, although thinking about it, its not the thing that would be the most practical. the most practical would be the folder with all of our important documents, which is hidden in a hidden drawer, in a mysterious place but easy for us, who know where it is, to access.

[deeply shaded]

I was cleaning out my old bookshelf right now and found that good old 'Book of Questions" from the 80's.
Since we have so many intelligent and opinionated members, I love our discussions and would love to hear what everyone has to say.

Question#41
Your house containing everything you own, catches fire; after saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item.
What would it be?

Nothing. I will be better off after the fire anyway because my insurance rocks and I don't need that old, smoky shit.

Wait. Is the place going to burn to the ground? Maybe my phone.

[Justice]

Ask another question!!!

[HyperU2]

Nothing.

[HockeyGirl]

Question#202
Would you be willing to commit perjury for a close friend?
For example, might you testify that he was driving carefully when he hit a pedestrian even though he had been joking around and not paying attention?

[deeply shaded]

I would rather put a bullet in my head than have to do this. Are there any other witnesses?

[beli]

i've covered up for my bff a lot already. but if there was a death, i don't know if i could be able to do it. thats a tough call, even though i love her. but her loving me, i think she would understand me not being able to if it came down to it.

[moosella]

I have two really close friends and if it was one of them then I'd probably cover for them. And my sister too. Other people, I don't know. Depends on the severity of the injuries.

[Justice]

One of my besties....or my brothers maybe. If someone was killed though.... I'd have to tell the truth.

[sogs]

Depends if the pedestrian was jaywalking or in a crosswalk. Shouldn't be walking out in front of cars... they driver may not be paying attention.

[Fleta]

This thread had lots of potential for good times.
I don't have a book of questions, but I do have Zobmondo! The book of bizarre choices.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or have your parents walk in on you having sex?

[Ron_NYC]

This thread had lots of potential for good times.
I don't have a book of questions, but I do have Zobmondo! The book of bizarre choices.

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or have your parents walk in on you having sex?

Walk in on me. Maybe then she'd realize I'm straight.

[HockeyGirl]

It did have potential and then I got lazy I'll try to keep it up better

I would rather walk in on my parents. They still think im an innocent sweetheart and I want to keep it that way.

[Fleta]

Would you rather...

chew on a wild rat's severed tail for half an hour
OR
thoroughly brush your teeth with a toothbrush from a prison's community toothbrush bowl?

[I'm taking these directly from the book. Quick rules: explain why you chose your answer. "Neither," "death," "who cares?" etc is not an acceptable response. If you answer, you must participate. No actions that change the spirit of the question may be taken (eg condiments, plastic surgery, etc). The choice must be made as it is presented]

[Justice]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[bowieluva]

I hate would you rathers. Pick another one.

[PCP777]

Would you rather...

chew on a wild rat's severed tail for half an hour
OR
thoroughly brush your teeth with a toothbrush from a prison's community toothbrush bowl?

[I'm taking these directly from the book. Quick rules: explain why you chose your answer. "Neither," "death," "who cares?" etc is not an acceptable response. If you answer, you must participate. No actions that change the spirit of the question may be taken (eg condiments, plastic surgery, etc). The choice must be made as it is presented]

Brush the teeth. Could get poisoned by the rat tail.


Would you rather eat a bowl of excrement or a bowl of menstruation?

[HockeyGirl]

thats disgusting

[bowieluva]

Brush the teeth. Could get poisoned by the rat tail.


Would you rather eat a bowl of excrement or a bowl of menstruation?

This is based on the book of questions, which were cool writing assignments from 80s elementary schools. I'll close the thread if it turns into 'would you rather'. I hate 'would you rather'.