just movie talk...

[HeyyyMan]

[quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=5264.msg1564041#msg1564041 date=1268634594]
Have you seen Jesus's son?

IDK I watched the first 5 minutes of the soft core thing and kept waiting for it to get nasty, which of course it never did. Just got slow mo with retarded jazz elevator music
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No I think I've seen previews though. I guess if the porn didn't get to the boobs quickly enough I'd go with the other one too.

[yellowCake1]

[quote author=HeyyyMan link=topic=5264.msg1564043#msg1564043 date=1268634799]
No I think I've seen previews though. I guess if the porn didn't get to the boobs quickly enough I'd go with the other one too.
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I'm going with The jack black shit. Although this isn't the TV thread I did watch the life and times of Tim on HBO tonight. That show is fucking funny

[ZoMyGoddess!]

i watched 2012.
mainly because of how scared my students are and because of all the earthquakes lately.
now i wish the world would have ended 5 mins before i rented that ridiculous crap.  at least i was drinking and laughing.

i also finally watched precious, which was insane.  really well made and well acted but damn that story is sad. 

[Tarren]

[quote author=ZoMyGoddess! link=topic=5264.msg1564303#msg1564303 date=1268678922]
i watched 2012.
mainly because of how scared my students are and because of all the earthquakes lately.
now i wish the world would have ended 5 mins before i rented that ridiculous crap.  at least i was drinking and laughing.

i also finally watched precious, which was insane.  really well made and well acted but damn that story is sad. 
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Mary.J.Blige was on one of our breakfast TV programmes talking about this film the other day.

[bowieluva]

Jesus's Son is a great movie and it's starring Billy Crudup. I barely remember Black in that film and I own it. It's not your standard over-the-top bullshit he does.

[yellowCake1]

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=5264.msg1564365#msg1564365 date=1268686283]
Jesus's Son is a great movie and it's starring Billy Crudup. I barely remember Black in that film and I own it. It's not your standard over-the-top bullshit he does.
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Jack black and Crudup were orderlies popping pills like skittles at a ER where some dudes wife stabbed him in the eyeball through the brain. The doctor tell Black to "Prep" for surgery and he goes in and pulls out the knife :lol:

Samantha Morton was in it too and I've had a crush on her since that movie with Tim Robbins....Code 48 or something like that. I just think she's cute

[Tarren]

[quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=5264.msg1564367#msg1564367 date=1268686639]
Jack black and Crudup were orderlies popping pills like skittles at a ER where some dudes wife stabbed him in the eyeball through the brain. The doctor tell Black to "Prep" for surgery and he goes in and pulls out the knife :lol:

Samantha Morton was in it too and I've had a crush on her since that movie with Tim Robbins....Code 48 or something like that. I just think she's cute
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I loved her in Band Of Gold in the 90s, which was a TV programme here. And yeah, she's really cute too.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=ZoMyGoddess! link=topic=5264.msg1564303#msg1564303 date=1268678922]
i watched 2012.
mainly because of how scared my students are and because of all the earthquakes lately.
now i wish the world would have ended 5 mins before i rented that ridiculous crap.  at least i was drinking and laughing.

i also finally watched precious, which was insane.  really well made and well acted but damn that story is sad. 
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It's really that bad? :lol:

[Cap-n Meow]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5264.msg1564927#msg1564927 date=1268753320]
It's really that bad? :lol:
[/quote]I thought it was hilarious.  I died laughing when the two old ladies eat it.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=5264.msg1564929#msg1564929 date=1268753527]
I thought it was hilarious.  I died laughing when the two old ladies eat it.
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I mean, it's a major motion picture. Allegedly. To be as horrible as people say it would have to be a "disaster movie" shot with my cell phone.

Now I have to see it.

I'm glad I spread the word about Black Dynamite though.

[delta9]

[quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=5264.msg1562571#msg1562571 date=1268460649]
Holy shit. I'm pretty sure that was it. How the fuck did you remember that?  :lol:
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:lol: I was in like grade 3 (about 25 years ago) when i saw that in theaters, i have no idea other than i remember that scene.

for those who think pot ruins your memory it doesn't, you just become more selective in remembering shit.  :lol:

[delta9]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/



1984, i was right!

[HockeyGirl]

Lord its just disgusting how excited i am for the Expendables to come out.
Incase youre all not as excited as me let me remind you of the cast:

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li 
Dolph Lundgren
Eric Roberts
Randy Couture
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger 
Danny Trejo 

Yea??!  :2smiley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfOVNghWhk

...if your panties arent wet yet, im not sure what else i can do for you 

[Chauncy]

No Jean, Wesley or Stephen?

I'll pass.


Jet Li? Steve Austin? Couture? Eric Roberts? Statham? All should be canned.

[Nancy Drew]

I hope Dolph's head is one giant nose.

[PunkerDuckie]

[quote author=delta9 link=topic=5264.msg1566405#msg1566405 date=1268860394]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087451/



1984, i was right!


[/quote]

I almost want to rent it to see if it will freak me out as much as an adult.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=5264.msg1566498#msg1566498 date=1268868858]
Lord its just disgusting how excited i am for the Expendables to come out.
Incase youre all not as excited as me let me remind you of the cast:

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li 
Dolph Lundgren
Eric Roberts
Randy Couture
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger 
Danny Trejo 

Yea??!  :2smiley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfOVNghWhk

...if your panties arent wet yet, im not sure what else i can do for you 

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What the fuck was that!?! Omg! I'm speechless.

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5264.msg1567173#msg1567173 date=1268915282]
What the fuck was that!?! Omg! I'm speechless.
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.....because it was just too awesome?... 

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=5264.msg1567211#msg1567211 date=1268923311]
.....because it was just too awesome?... 
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:lol:

ETA: We already know you're the dude in this relationship. You watch the game and this movie, I'll do my hair and make dinner. Everyone wins.

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5264.msg1567244#msg1567244 date=1268926610]
:lol:

ETA: We already know you're the dude in this relationship. You watch the game and this movie, I'll do my hair and make dinner. Everyone wins.
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i'll be the dude in heels 

[delta9]

[quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=5264.msg1567099#msg1567099 date=1268893795]
I almost want to rent it to see if it will freak me out as much as an adult.  :lol:
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do you still have a beta player? i don't think that movie made the leap to dvd.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=5264.msg1567667#msg1567667 date=1268953841]
i'll be the dude in heels 
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I will not comment because bowie will cyber-crucify me.

[White trash bitchy blonde]

i just rented 2012, did i waste a dollar at redbox?  also i got the kids cloudy with a chance of meatballs?  yay or nay?  i need to know now so i can make excuses to do laundry rather than spend actual time with my children. 

[HockeyGirl]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5264.msg1567685#msg1567685 date=1268954760]
i just rented 2012, did i waste a dollar at redbox?  
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i havent seen 2012 but everyone says its awful. I love cheesy-the-world-is-ending disaster movies, so i dont see how its possible for it to be that bad. Please share your honest opinion after you see it, i wanna know!

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5264.msg1567678#msg1567678 date=1268954473]
I will not comment because bowie will cyber-crucify me.
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shut up and get back in the kitchen Ron

[delta9]

[quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=5264.msg1567685#msg1567685 date=1268954760]
i just rented 2012, did i waste a dollar at redbox?  also i got the kids cloudy with a chance of meatballs?  yay or nay?  i need to know now so i can make excuses to do laundry rather than spend actual time with my children. 
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cloudy is good