This will be a fun place to share creative and of course hil-fucking-arious your mama jokes that are not aimed at anyone but since just about everyone likes them maybe this thread will be a good place to go to laugh.
This will be a fun place to share creative and of course hil-fucking-arious your mama jokes that are not aimed at anyone but since just about everyone likes them maybe this thread will be a good place to go to laugh.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
your mama is so fat, she wore a malcom X jacket and helicopters tried to land on her
Your mama is so fat that when she dances, the band skips.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Yo mama is so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Originally Posted by bowieluva
hahaha you guys!
Your house is so small you put the key in the front door and stabbed two people in the hallway.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Yo mama is so fat she put on high heels in the morning, and by afternoon they were flats.
Yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the zoo animals try to feed her.
Yo Momma is so fat, bouncy castles hire her for parties
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Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
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Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
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Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number
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Yo mama is so old someone told her to act her age....and the bitch died.
Yo mama is so broke, she can't pay attention.
Your mama is so old god is in her yearbook.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Your mamas head is so fat she looks like a walking blow-pop
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Yo mama is so old her social security number is 8.
Your family is so poor, when I went to the house and rang the doorbell, your sister stuck her head out the window and said "ding dong."
Your mama is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Last edited by Beth-Deth; 07-08-2011 at 02:48 AM. Reason: eta 2 more jokes to avoid double posting.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Hahahha fell in love and it broke!! Haha
Your mamas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Great thread, Beth!! These are so funny:)
Yo momma so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
Yo momma so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that said “Disney Land - Left” so she went home.
I believe i'm going to like this thread
hahaha I know! these are making my happi!
After the Casey thread I need something to keep me from thinking.
And then I come here
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Your mama is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."
your mama is so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for indescent exposure in public.
your mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Your mama is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.
This one my brother said one day, dunno if it makes sense but it made me laugh: your mama is so ugly, she got a cavity fixed at the proctologist's office.
hahahaha I like it!
your mama is so fat, when she turns around people give her a welcome back party!
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Your mama is so fat she's on BOTH sides of the family.
"The female of the species, is more deadly than the male."
Yo mama's so fat she ate my punchline.
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