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Thread: Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison, 51 marries his 16 year old girlfriend

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    I couldn't put my finger on it at first, but I just now realized she is starting to look like Reba McEntire.

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    My husband thought she was 60. When I told him 21 he spit coffee all over our couch.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    so no one is even going to ask what the hell does "half a virgin" mean??
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    One of her holes was innocent

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    people don't normally fuck ears, but whateves
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    people don't normally fuck ears, but whateves
    I'd assume she had engaged in oral or anal but not vaginal intercourse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OctoberT View Post
    I'd assume she had engaged in oral or anal but not vaginal intercourse.
    I was shocked to learn a few years back that many kids do the above because they do not want to lose their virginity.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DrMichaelBaden View Post
    I was shocked to learn a few years back that many kids do the above because they do not want to lose their virginity.
    I guess they are 1/2 virgins if they do that. Who knew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OctoberT View Post
    I'd assume she had engaged in oral or anal but not vaginal intercourse.
    Isn't that considered "Jodi Arias Sex"?

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    I remember hearing that using the backdoor didn't count when I was a teenager. HOLY SHIT!! That was over 30 years ago. I maintain my same view as it was waaayyy back then. If a penis enters a hole in that vicinity, you have had sex. Just like in golf, if you go through the motion of making the putt and miss the hole entirely, you played golf. A really bad game of golf, but it was still golf.


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    That IS the way a lot of Mormon teenaged girls operate! Oral or anal keeps them true to their religion. Supposedly.
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    JMO, it's horseshit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    JMO, it's horseshit.
    Yep. Agreed.

    ETA: If you can get a sexually transmitted disease from an act, it's Sex. Period.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    I remember hearing that using the backdoor didn't count when I was a teenager. HOLY SHIT!! That was over 30 years ago. I maintain my same view as it was waaayyy back then. If a penis enters a hole in that vicinity, you have had sex. Just like in golf, if you go through the motion of making the putt and miss the hole entirely, you played golf. A really bad game of golf, but it was still golf.
    Agreed.

    However, it makes sense if you really think about how young girls are treated after losing their virginity. I had a few girlfriends in high school that went by this rule, mainly because they wanted to gain sexual experience to please their partners but not at the risk of losing their virginity. There is still a prevalent misconception that girls who engage in vaginal intercourse all of a sudden have droopy, gaping vaginas and the girls are deemed as damaged goods. So, being a "half virgin" allows you to have the best of both worlds. On one hand, you've proven that you're not a prude by engaging in non-vaginal forms of intercourse, but you've also proven that you're not damaged. It's a win-win in the minds of a lot of teenage girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    JMO, it's horseshit.
    That's not an opinion, that's a fact. Virginity is a myth created by the patriarchy anyway.

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    She just never had a childhood, so fucking sad.

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    Lolololololol. 4 weeks pregnant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    She just never had a childhood, so fucking sad.
    Yeah this was my first thought, I just feel sad for her and her child.

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    They're pure trash. Both of them. That kid is doomed.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    4 weeks????? She legit hasn't even had it confirmed by a doctor yet.

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    I'm guessing they are trying to get pregnant, so they might know she's pregnant?
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    Lolololololol. 4 weeks pregnant?
    Unless she's not taking into account that you go back 4 weeks and she's actually 8 weeks?? But yeah...most women don't even know they are pregnant at 4 weeks. And most sure as hell don't announce it as soon as they find out.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    a child?? hell I wouldn't trust her to be able to take care of a pair of socks, let alone a child.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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