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Thread: Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison, 51 marries his 16 year old girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Officially established? Or established by people who just think she's full of shit?
    Yeah, you know, like we know that shit is fake. Therefore, established.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Yeah, you know, like we know that shit is fake. Therefore, established.
    I second this motion.

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    these two give me the heebie jeebies. yuck.
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.
    * wow you truly are the sterial cunt here are yo not.I fuckin hate you cunt* - Loonywop
    ★ take the sig down ★ - Loonywop

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Maybe her plastic surgeon got confused about which lips he was supposed to be plumping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Maybe she has monster mudflaps?
    Fixed.

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    Maybe she is her 'claimed' age.

    Just sayin'

    41799_292998337643_2822162_n.jpg

    Could happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    CLASSIC!!

    http://www.dlisted.com/2011/10/13/yo...-page-be-great

    FYI: By "great" I mean illegal, wrong and illegal. Courtney Stodden's Facebook page should be thrown into a cell in the pedophile wing of Facebook prison. It's that kind of wrong. And speaking of things that should be thrown into prison, Courtney Stodden's pimp/mother Krista Keller is screaming at the all the injustices in the Facebook world after her 17-year-old daughter's page was shut down 10 times for being inappropriate. Krista's sense of logic is obviously as advanced as her sense of parenting, because she tells E! News that the delusion-maker in her head believes that jealous hating wives have formed an anti-sexyiguana league and are trying to stop her natural beauty of a goddess daughter from moisturizing the sexy with a whole lot of illegal wrongness.
    "It's the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."
    Nobody tell Krista that PedoBear is the one whose got his little paw finger on the REPORT button at all times since Courtney's page is even too much for him. It's funny watching Krista acting like she's gotten to the bottom of EVERYTHING. Take the rest of the year off, Detective La Toya, because Krista's got this.
    "On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content. There is nothing on her page you wouldn't find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It's just her in a bathing suit!
    A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off! When Facebook gets enough reports on one page, it locks her out."
    I'm sure all you mothers out there wish that one day you'll be able to say: "A lot of grown married men LOVE my teenage daughter's Facebook page."
    When is the Seal Team 6 going to take down the lab in North Korea where evil scientits (typo and it ain't moving) created Courtney and her mother out of lizard tongues, ludes, the DNA White Oprah left on a rest stop toilet seat after she did a line off of it and whatever it is the Kardashians inject into their faces. They were obviously sent to us by our enemies to finally destroy whatever is left of American humanity. Don't tell me that staring at that picture of the porn iguana sticking out her tits and sucking in so hard that she's about to fart out an implant hasn't caused you to laugh through the eyes and cry through the mouth. WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS HAS WON!
    Amazing. I am going to report her just because I think these women are geniuses.


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    Good lord someone kill her mother now. What an ignorant, pathetic excuse for a mother she is.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    That's not PG13! Teen bride Courtney and Doug get kicked off the pumpkin patch because of their 'inappropriate behaviour'

    It's not the first time she's been banned from something due to her sexual antics, but on Saturday Courtney Stodden was asked to leave a pumpkin patch due to her inappropriate behaviour.

    Courtney, 17, who is married to 51-year-old actor, Doug Hutchinson, was shopping for Halloween decorations in California over the weekend with her husband - but just couldn't seem to keep her hands off of him.

    Behaving inappropriately in a place that welcomes families with young children, it wasn't just the couples public display of affection that prompted security to approach them - but the teenager's barely-there outfit too.

    Wearing a pair of tiny denim shorts that just about covered her bottom, the blonde wannabe TV star showed off her perky cleavage in a checked shirt which she wore tied up and finished her awful look with a pair of white PVC knee-high boots and sunglasses.

    The attention-seeking pair - who married in May this year - started off by genuinely browsing through the many pumpkins that covered the ground, but Courtney soon turned the shopping trip into a photographic opportunity.

    Acting like it was her very own photo shoot, the tanned teenager began posing with the orange vegetable exposing her bare bottom cheeks - but she soon found another perfect accessory.

    Pulling her famous husband towards her, Courtney began kissing and cuddling the actor as she stood with her platform boots on a pile of pumpkins.

    But the couple weren't stopping there and decided to show onlookers just how in love they really are.

    Doug, who wore a pair of baggy shorts, a printed vest and beanie hat with sunglasses, looked more than pleased as his young wife wrapped her legs around him and threw her head back.

    The pair were eventually asked to leave the patch by security after they received several complaints from members of the public who found Courtney's attire offensive and her behaviour of a sexual nature.

    The teenager was also banned from social networking site, Facebook, earlier this month after she posted inappropriate pictures of herself.

    The fame-seeker is hoping to star in her own reality TV show with her older husband after they met with MTV producers last week.









    Pumpkin and proper: Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza cut a wholesome sight with little Gia, a welcome relief to Dog and Courtney's antics
    Appropriate: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took Seraphina and Violet to pick their pumpkins, it wouldn't be right for them to witness such a display

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...kin-patch.html

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    She would make me want to vomit if she was fully dressed and just standing normally.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Looks like she's shitting pumpkins.




    We need a good caption for this and post it on facebook.

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    She does look a bit like a scarecrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Ok come on help me out, something like this...



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    Jesus fucking christ.

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    someone needs to kill this shit with fire
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    I mean, she's either 45 or this is incredibly sick and sad. I guess either way it's sick and sad.

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    you are having way too much fun with this, pcp
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Her smile is scary. Seriously.
    Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    you are having way too much fun with this, pcp

    Finally something to help cheer up my Monday!

    her face looks like a.....death rictus?

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    What trips me out is how leathery her skin looks. Look right above her cleavage. That skin looks like it belongs to a middle aged lake rat, not a 16 year old.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Oh dude come on, she's got tits and ass but she's a teenager going on 50 with a rictus smile.


    You can close better deals than this.

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    Like this? Maybe back when I was a rookie. I'm currently on the disabled list, sir.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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