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Thread: Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison, 51 marries his 16 year old girlfriend

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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    dafuq? ew.
    I am right there with you. This is like a line that can never be uncrossed....ever.

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    This bitch 'bounces' a lot


    For the record, I firmly believe her creepy owner aka husband is in charge of her twitter account

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    Sapid smaze. SAPID SMAZE.


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    Make it stop! Make it stop!

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    Holy fucking hell.

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    holy shit. Why are there dogs?!

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    The pugs totally make those quotes. Genius.

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    It's a tumblr that matches up pictures of pugs with her twitter quotes. I thought I got the link from here?

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    This is seriously tipping on animal abuse.

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    I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm 12 years old and what is this?
    This is lunacy that will be burned into your cornea's for eternity.

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    Bitch loves her some alliteration.

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    We've touched on this before but there's no way that she's writing those. That's definitely the kind of shit some 55 year old creepy old man thinks of when he thinks of sexy young girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post


    Bitch loves her some alliteration.
    Really creepy alliteration at that. It's almost like something she picked up out of romance novels or the spice channel and thinks 'this is what turns guys on'. Then again she is like 12 so that totally makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    We've touched on this before but there's no way that she's writing those. That's definitely the kind of shit some 55 year old creepy old man thinks of when he thinks of sexy young girls.
    Yeah it's just off. Creepy and way off.

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    To be fair, I retweet her alllll the time. But yah I think Doug runs that.

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    I bet he writes bad erotic fiction under a fictitious name on the interwebs as well. It totally would not surprise me.

    It is scary though if it is her actually writing this stuff and thinking this is a turn on, thinking it's her makes me sad for her. I mean it's like 9 kinds of fucked up Stockholm type stuff. So I would much rather think it is Doug all hopped up on blue pills writing his personal love thoughts out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviant Toaster View Post


    I bet he writes bad erotic fiction under a fictitious name on the interwebs as well. It totally would not surprise me.

    It is scary though if it is her actually writing this stuff and thinking this is a turn on, thinking it's her makes me sad for her. I mean it's like 9 kinds of fucked up Stockholm type stuff. So I would much rather think it is Doug all hopped up on blue pills writing his personal love thoughts out.
    A "project" he and his (first) ex wife did:

    http://web.archive.org/web/199910050...m/nangels.html



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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    A "project" he and his (first) ex wife did:

    http://web.archive.org/web/199910050...m/nangels.html



    Oh sweet mother of God, what the hell did I just witness? I may need therapy, but on the upside at least she wasn't a toddler like the new wife.

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    How is it possible that we have not seen a pic of her father? I am getting curious. I know both her parents were quoted as saying they approve of Doug and how they are in love and he is the nicest man ever, blah blah blah..

    I am getting pagaent/disney mom vibes from her Madame mother..



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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    How is it possible that we have not seen a pic of her father? I am getting curious. I know both her parents were quoted as saying they approve of Doug and how they are in love and he is the nicest man ever, blah blah blah..

    I am getting pagaent/disney mom vibes from her Madame mother..
    How the hell did we miss this? It's from February . . . and the Examiner, so who knows.

    http://www.examiner.com/article/cour...ide-s-marriage

    Reports from the US today claim 17-year-old teenage bride Courtney Stodden is no longer on speaking terms with father Alex Stodden after a family disagreement regarding her highly controversial marriage to 50-year-old The Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison.

    Although the Stodden family are yet to comment on the claims of a family rift, a number of media outlets speculate the father and daughter have come to blows regarding Courtney's portrayal in the media.

    "Courtney's dad is sick and tired of seeing her prancing around in six inch heels and bikinis while the paparazzi take photos," says a source. "He thinks that if Doug was any kind of man, he'd be protecting Courtney from all this embarrassment."

    The pair were wed in a lavish ceremony in 2011 last year, but the bride and groom required parental consent given Courtney's age.

    "Alex (Stodden) was pressured into allowing Courtney to be married," continued the source. "He didn't want his little girl sleeping in the same bed as a grown man the same age as he is. What father would?"

    Stodden and Hutchison have become a media sensation of late and have been accused a number of times of staging photo ops in the media.

    It is believed the pair are seeking a reality television deal.
    This guy's son in law has got 4 years on him
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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    How the hell did we miss this? It's from February . . . and the Examiner, so who knows.

    http://www.examiner.com/article/cour...ide-s-marriage



    This guy's son in law has got 4 years on him
    What is more interesting is that out of all the fame whoring going on, it's pretty evident to me he is trying to stay as far away from the publicity as possible. I mean, not one pic of the guy?? Maybe he doesn't approve. I don't know. Parental consent or not, I don't get how Doug isn't arrested and hasn't been charged for child pornography.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nerysinci View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    How is it possible that we have not seen a pic of her father? I am getting curious. I know both her parents were quoted as saying they approve of Doug and how they are in love and he is the nicest man ever, blah blah blah..

    I am getting pagaent/disney mom vibes from her Madame mother..

    I feel really sorry for her.. How pretty and respectable she would look if she just put on a nice dress and some nice shoes. Jeez.


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    Quote Originally Posted by death.becomes.her8701 View Post
    I feel really sorry for her.. How pretty and respectable she would look if she just put on a nice dress and some nice shoes. Jeez.
    Maybe throw a few lowlights in her hair, too...
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