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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/54856...00021&ir=Crime

    Dear Lord, is there no safety out there for pool rafts to lay around when this sick fuck is on the loose!
    Lol. I remember the last time. I don't think I'd seen his pic before, he's not what I expected - not that I invest much time in conjuring images of inflatable raft fuckers. The article you found is too hilarious not to post in full, so


    This guy definitely has a type.

    Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested in Hamilton, Ohio on Wednesday for allegedly having sex with an inflatable pool raft by the side of the road, Fox 19 reports. This is the fourth time Tobergta has been arrested for this kind of offense.



    In 2011, Tobergta was caught with his pants down in an alley with his neighbor's pink, inflatable raft.

    He went to jail, but was arrested again in 2013 for having sex with the EXACT SAME RAFT, which had inexplicably not been thrown out. The 2013 offense occurred at Tobergta's own home, but he was charged with -- and pleaded guilty to -- public indecency because it happened within the view of children during the day.

    It is unclear if Tobergta's most recent alleged offense took place with the same pool raft.

    In 2002, Tobergta was arrested for publicly pleasuring himself with an inflatable pumpkin. That object wasn't a pool toy, though, because come on, a man needs a little variety.

    In his newest mugshot, Tobergta is wearing a T-shirt that reads, "I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.

    Also

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...00021&ir=Crime

    When Edwin Tobergta got out of jail for having sex with a pool raft, he was pumped.

    So was the pool raft, apparently, because Tobergta was arrested again for having sex with the same pool raft.

    Tobergta's wet and wild trysts first made a splash in 2011 when the then-32-year-old was caught getting freaky with his neighbor's pink, inflatable raft in an Ohio alleyway. The neighbor called police to report that Tobergta was on top of the floatational device with his pants "down around his ankles." The suspect fled -- with the raft -- and was arrested a short time later.

    Today, Tobergta was indicted by a Butler County grand jury after a child witnessed him last month stepping out his back door, naked, then having "sexual relations with a rubber pool float," police told WHIO. The same "rubber pool float" he'd de-felated in 2011.

    He's been arrested at least five times in the past for similar offenses, including a July 2008 conviction for felony public indecency.

    Tobergta also made our recent list of men caught during sex with inanimate objects, which you can read here.

    His arraignment is scheduled for July 23.
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    Well. At least he's consistent and in to long term relationships.
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    He's got that meth look to him. Does meth make you want to fuck inflatables?

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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/54856...00021&ir=Crime

    Dear Lord, is there no safety out there for pool rafts to lay around when this sick fuck is on the loose!
    Ya know...whatever floats his boat but just take it inside, fella!

    One of the best mugshots ever, though. Wonder what the other 3 look like?

    Eta: well that's what I get just sitting in the thread reading that shit in another window. Thanks, Blighted
    Last edited by SuchAClassicGirl; 06-14-2014 at 01:02 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    but WHY was that pink raft still around? Did the neighbor keep it after the first time he violated it??
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Damn Riff Raft!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    but WHY was that pink raft still around? Did the neighbor keep it after the first time he violated it??

    Cause it was a sexy bitch?

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    A man found naked has been accused of beating another patient with his wheelchair leg support early Thursday morning at a Madison nursing home, police said.

    Richard Szabo, 73, was charged with aggravated assault and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

    According to Lt. Joseph Cirella, Szabo was found sitting naked in his wheelchair outside the 92-year-old victim's room at Pine Acres Nursing Home shortly before 4 a.m. Thursday.

    The victim was still in his bed bleeding from head and facial injuries sustained from Szabo striking him several times with a leg support taken off his wheelchair, Cirella said.http://www.myfoxny.com/story/2577032...n-nursing-home

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    +1 for being resourceful.
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Damn Riff Raft!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    but WHY was that pink raft still around? Did the neighbor keep it after the first time he violated it??
    I'm thinking if one can afford a pool, they coulda trashed the slutty pink raft and bought a new one. Why would someone want a raft with some deranged lunatic's spooge all over it. That's nasty. No amount of bleach and lysol could untaint that raft.


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    You know what sucks, is this guy probably has a girlfriend, and I can't even get a date!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paganpat View Post
    is this guy probably has a girlfriend
    He does. And here she is:


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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    I'm thinking if one can afford a pool, they coulda trashed the slutty pink raft and bought a new one. Why would someone want a raft with some deranged lunatic's spooge all over it. That's nasty. No amount of bleach and lysol could untaint that raft.
    Sure. Blame the victim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    He does. And here she is:



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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Sure. Blame the victim.
    A good raft is hard to find


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paganpat View Post
    You know what sucks, is this guy probably has a girlfriend, and I can't even get a date!
    I would hate to see what his girlfriend looks like




    The newspaper talked to Edward's grandmother. She said he had mental issues and they have been trying to get him help for years.

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    JUNE 19--Worried that her car’s interior would get soaked, a Texas woman directed six children fresh from a community pool to sit atop her vehicle’s trunk for the one-mile drive home Tuesday evening.

    That decision resulted in Kisha Young’s arrest when the children fell from the Chevrolet Malibu around 8:30 PM when the 38-year-old--who was allegedly intoxicated--made a sharp turn on a residential street in Crowley, a city 15 miles south of Fort Worth.

    Four of the six children flung from the car were injured, with a 12-year-old girl requiring hospitalization for a severe head injury. According to the Crowley Police Department, the six children range in age from 8 to 14.

    According to cops, Young and another woman in the car were the mothers of the children, who were “allowed” to ride atop the Chevy “because their clothes were wet.” The name of Young’s passenger has not been released by investigators.

    Young, see in the above mug shot, was initially arrested for intoxication assault with a vehicle and booked into custody. She has subsequently been hit with two other felony charges, injury to child and driving while intoxicated with a child under the age of 15.

    During an arraignment this morning at the Crowley Jail, Young’s bond was set at $110,000. According to police, “No charges have been filed against any other person at this time.”http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...top-car-798432

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    http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStor...viral-24224969



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    Stupid is as stupid does....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    Sorry so HUGE lol. I don't know how to resize photos.
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    Sweet jesus, he's beautiful. O.o

    An interview with him here:
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    This is amazing

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