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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    The elves thing was a fake story.

    People on the original link were all like "omg if you really believed in elves you're insane..."

    Commenter noted how believing in elves in no more insane than believing in "god".

    The elves aren't real but the belief in their existence & the constant delay of building projects to protect elf habitat in Iceland is embarassingly real.

    Roadway plans must be altered to protect "habitat" like this -



    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulduf%C3%B3lk
    Hulduf?lk (Icelandic hidden people from huldu- "pertaining to secrecy" and f?lk "people", "folk") are elves in Icelandic folklore. Building projects in Iceland are sometimes altered to prevent damaging the rocks where they are believed to live. According to these Icelandic folk beliefs, one should never throw stones because of the possibility of hitting the hulduf?lk. In 1982, 150 Icelanders went to the NATO base in Keflav?k to look for "elves who might be endangered by American Phantom jets and AWACS reconnaissance planes." In 2004, Alcoa had to have a government expert certify that their chosen building site was free of archaeological sites, including ones related to hulduf?lk folklore, before they could build an aluminum smelter in Iceland. In 2011, elves/hulduf?lk were believed by some to be responsible for an incident in Bolungarv?k where rocks rained down on residential streets. Icelandic gardens often feature tiny wooden ?lfh?l (elf houses) for elves/hidden people to live in.

    Some Icelanders have also built tiny churches to convert elves to Christianity. President ?lafur Ragnar Gr?msson has explained the existence of hulduf?lk tales by saying: "Icelanders are few in number, so in the old times we doubled our population with tales of elves and fairies." Hidden people often appear in the dreams of Icelanders. They are usually described as wearing 19th-century Icelandic clothing, and are often described as wearing green.

    They are also a part of folklore in the Faroe Islands. In Faroese folk tales, Hulduf?lk are said to be "large in build, their clothes are all grey, and their hair black. Their dwellings are in mounds, and they are also called Elves." They also dislike crosses, churches and electricity.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/internati...-elves/280783/
    Why So Many Icelanders Still Believe in Invisible Elves
    How the country?s history and geography created the perfect setting for magical creatures, whose perceived existence sparks environmental protests to this day.


    The Hraunavinir, or ?Friends of the Lava,? believe that any benefits from a project that snakes through G?lgahraun are cancelled out by its cultural and environmental costs. According to protester Ragnhildur J?nsd?ttir, the thoroughfares would destroy some of the ?amazingly beautiful lava formations? and spoil a habitat where birds flock and small plants flourish. One of Iceland?s most famous painters, J?hannes Sveinsson Kjarval, once worked on his canvases there, perhaps magnetized by the charm of the terrain?s craggy natural relics.

    Not all of the arguments against the development are so straightforward. At least a few believe it will displace certain supernatural forces that dwell within the hallowed volcanic rubble, and fear the potentially dark consequences that come with such a disturbance. J?nsd?ttir, a greying and spectacled seer who also operates an ?elf garden? in nearby Hafnarfj?r?ur, believes the field is highly populated by elves, huldufolk (hidden people), and dwarves, many of whom, she says, have recently fled the area while the matter is settled.

    One of the many oddly shaped rocks at the lava field houses ?a very important elf church,? which lies directly in the path of one of the roads, according to J?nsd?ttir. Both she and another seer visited the field separately and came to the same conclusion about the spot. ?I mean, there are thousands or millions of rocks in this lava field,? she said, ?but we both went to the same rock or cliff and talked about an elf church.? She knows about the elf church because she can see it, she says, and also sense its energy, a sensation many Icelanders are familiar with.

    If a road is completely necessary, the elves will generally move out of the way, but if it is deemed superfluous, a possibility at G?lgahraun, ?very bad things? might happen. ?This elf church is connected by light energy to other churches, other places,? J?nsd?ttir said. ?So, if one of them is destroyed, it?s, uh, well, it?s not a good thing.?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    The elves aren't real but the belief in their existence & the constant delay of building projects to protect elf habitat in Iceland is embarassingly real.

    Roadway plans must be altered to protect "habitat" like this -



    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulduf%C3%B3lk



    http://www.theatlantic.com/internati...-elves/280783/
    Why So Many Icelanders Still Believe in Invisible Elves
    How the country?s history and geography created the perfect setting for magical creatures, whose perceived existence sparks environmental protests to this day.

    Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
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    Police need FIFTEEN officers to haul away man 'high on meth and pleasuring himself in a bar' after Taser doesn't work



    An Oregon man was arrested for masturbating in a bar Sunday and it took 15 officers to finally haul him in.
    Andrew Frey was Tasered to no effect by Marion County Sheriffs after employees at Iggy's Bar and Grill in Salem called to complain he was rubbing them the wrong way.
    The 37-year-old apparently later came to, at which point he admitted to authorities he'd been using methamphetamine and had no recollection of his crazed behavior.
    According to Oregon Live, Frey began acting strangley well before he made it inside Iggy's.
    Around 1pm on Sunday, Frey called a locksmith but then allegedly refused to pay him for services rendered.
    Authorities say Frey then wandered to a nearby convenience store and refused to leave until an employee escorted him off the premises.
    That's when Frey entered Iggy's.
    According to bartender, Frey began masturbating at the bar.
    By the time police officers showed up, Frey had moved to the restroom for some privacy.


    Frey allegedly resisted arrest, at which point cops tried to stun him into submission with a Taser.
    It only served to enrage him, however, as police say he then began fighting with officers.
    By the time Frey was hauled away, 15 officers from three jurisdictions had arrived to the scene to subdue him.
    Frey now faces charges of public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
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    no weapon... unless you count his spear of destiny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    no weapon... unless you count his spear of destiny.
    That matters to cops?
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    Don't mess with my apple fritter.

    One sister is hospitalized and another is in jail after an argument over apple fritters ended in a stabbing.
    Akron police say they were called to the 900 block of Springdale Street around 11:30 p.m. Christmas night for a reported stabbing.
    Investigators say one sister was in the kitchen making apple fritters when two other sisters “started to play fight” over the treat.
    At one point, police say, one sister pulled the hair of the other sister.
    The sister whose hair was pulled, Contisha Q. Hayes, pulled out a knife and stabbed her sister, Tamara D. Delaney, 21, in the chest.
    Delaney was taken to Akron City Hospital for treatment of what authorities say was nonlife-threatening injuries.
    Hayes, 21, of Callis Oval, has been charged with felonious assault.
    She is in the Summit County Jail.
    http://www.ohio.com/news/christmas-n...medium=twitter

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Don't mess with my apple fritter.

    One sister is hospitalized and another is in jail after an argument over apple fritters ended in a stabbing.
    Akron police say they were called to the 900 block of Springdale Street around 11:30 p.m. Christmas night for a reported stabbing.
    Investigators say one sister was in the kitchen making apple fritters when two other sisters “started to play fight” over the treat.
    At one point, police say, one sister pulled the hair of the other sister.
    The sister whose hair was pulled, Contisha Q. Hayes, pulled out a knife and stabbed her sister, Tamara D. Delaney, 21, in the chest.
    Delaney was taken to Akron City Hospital for treatment of what authorities say was nonlife-threatening injuries.
    Hayes, 21, of Callis Oval, has been charged with felonious assault.
    She is in the Summit County Jail.
    http://www.ohio.com/news/christmas-n...medium=twitter
    And when I was younger, my dad used to say me and my sister used to fight over the dumbest things. Now I can say, at least I've never stabbed her over an apple fritter


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    And when I was younger, my dad used to say me and my sister used to fight over the dumbest things. Now I can say, at least I've never stabbed her over an apple fritter
    Don't give up! You still have time.


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    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    And when I was younger, my dad used to say me and my sister used to fight over the dumbest things. Now I can say, at least I've never stabbed her over an apple fritter
    If the apple fritters are Kartoffelpuffers with applesauce it all makes perfect sense.


    (Contisha is left, Tamara right)


    Yay! pix of the fritter fighters so everyone in their neighbourhood knows who to laugh at.
    Last edited by blighted star; 12-27-2013 at 04:39 PM.

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    http://www.wbtw.com/story/24314980/s...ell-police-say

    Police: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bringing home beer on Christmas

    (Dec. 27, 2013) NORTH CHARLESTON, SC -A North Charleston woman is in jail after police say she stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel.

    According to the police report, Helen Ann Williams attacked her husband on Christmas Day after he failed to bring beer back to the house.

    Police said they were dispatched to the home and found the victim with a large amount of blood on his face.

    When police asked Williams what happened to her husband, she first said that he fell and cut himself, but then told officers more.

    Williams said her common-law spouse went to a store to find beer, but they store was closed. When he returned home and began making a sandwich, Williams allegedly took a ceramic squirrel and stabbed him in his shoulder and chest.

    Williams was arrested and charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.

    She was given a $10,000 bond.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TupeloHoney View Post
    http://www.wbtw.com/story/24314980/s...ell-police-say

    Police: Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bringing home beer on Christmas

    (Dec. 27, 2013) NORTH CHARLESTON, SC -A North Charleston woman is in jail after police say she stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel.

    According to the police report, Helen Ann Williams attacked her husband on Christmas Day after he failed to bring beer back to the house.

    Police said they were dispatched to the home and found the victim with a large amount of blood on his face.

    When police asked Williams what happened to her husband, she first said that he fell and cut himself, but then told officers more.

    Williams said her common-law spouse went to a store to find beer, but they store was closed. When he returned home and began making a sandwich, Williams allegedly took a ceramic squirrel and stabbed him in his shoulder and chest.

    Williams was arrested and charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature.

    She was given a $10,000 bond.


    The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...-squirrel?lite
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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...-squirrel?lite
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    Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating'

    The Huffington Post UK | Posted: 30/12/2013 12:01 GMT | Updated: 30/12/2013 12:11 GMT

    A man who was allegedly high on meth reportedly fought off more than a dozen police officers while publicly masturbating.

    Andrew Frey, 37, apparently made a series of outbursts and then began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant, The Oregonian reports.


    Andrew Frey held off more than a dozen officers

    Incredibly, police were reportedly unable to subdue Frey with a Taser.

    It took 15 officers to finally take him into custody and stop him pleasuring himself.

    Frey later reportedly told authorities that he took methamphetamine and couldn’t remember the obscene incident, according to the Marion County Sheriff's office.

    Frey was treated at a local hospital and then booked into county jail on charges of public indecency, theft of services, and resisting arrest.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_4518225.html


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    Damn. His hand must be the best pussy....eva!

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    The condition of the squirrel wasn't reported.

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...-squirrel?lite




    the squirrel will be fine, once he sleeps it off.

    Fibro Fog has taken over. I am in a constant state of dyscognition so please excuse my retardation.
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    Oh, well... if we're going to do squirrel pics...

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    They should have just told the guy that they had a bunch pf prostitutes at the jail and did he want to come down there to party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Oh, well... if we're going to do squirrel pics...

    hey that's a pretty smart idea on the part of chilly squirrel!
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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post
    hey that's a pretty smart idea on the part of chilly squirrel!
    Squirrel pops...get your cherry squirrel pops.....

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    http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...dos/index.html

    The mysterious case of the decapitated dildos

    On November 17, 2013, police in Indian River County Florida responded to a call from Lakenya Bristol, 32, who had just moved out of her girlfriend's house after a an arrest for domestic violence. She showed the officer her personal collection of sex toys: three dildos that, disturbingly, had the "heads" cut off, and fingered her ex as the culprit.

    The ex, Regina Watts, 47, who had packed up Bristol's things when she put her out, was then interviewed by the officer. According to the police report, "Watts stated that she had no knowledge of the damage to the sex toys and assumed that the damage occurred after the belongings were removed from her custody."

    With no further leads, police were forced to close the case, but the mystery surrounding the dildos remains unsolved.



    Lakenya on left, Regina on right.
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    Ha! Take that, Bitch! I'm leaving and taking your artificial pleasure with me!
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    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    The meth-jackoff guy is from my area. But that was the first I'd heard about it. Shit is cray and meth runs rampant around these parts nowadays :(
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