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    A Roanoke father's mind may have been so focused on getting his brood and his pizza home that he left his baby girl in the parking lot of a Domino's Pizza on Sunday night.
    Roanoke police Sgt. Jeriahme Miller said police were called to the strip center at 1224 N. Highway 377 at 5:12 p.m. Sunday after an off-duty Northlake officer, who had been eating at one of the restaurants in the area, walked outside and saw a child infant seat with a 6-month-old girl strapped inside.


    The officer retrieved the child and called authorities, Miller said.
    An investigation determined that the child's father, after picking up his pizza, mistakenly left the child in the parking lot when loading up his other children.
    "He had multiple kids and forgot one in the parking lot," Miller said.
    Miller said the father picked up the rest of his family -- who had apparently been shopping nearby -- and returned to the family's Roanoke home when he realized his daughter was missing.
    "They called the pizza place to see if they left the kid in the lobby," Miller said.
    The baby girl, after being checked out by paramedics, was taken to the police station. Miller said that police and Child Protective Services investigators interviewed the family before releasing the girl back into the parents' custody and that the man will not be criminally charged.


    "They did their interviews last night and felt comfortable releasing her back to the family," he said, before giving a little advice to parents.
    "Keep track of where all your loved ones are.

    Read more: http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/11...#ixzz1dp2JcOO2
    I could totally do this.

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    I missed this one. Wonder what she looks like with makeup.
    Slap some makeup on her and a pair of ridiculous shoes and Ron will do her.

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    PORTER, Texas --
    A man and woman arrested on drug possession charges were caught having sex in the back of a patrol car, said Montgomery County constables.A 911 caller told Montgomery County Precinct 4 deputy constables that a man was unconscious at the Whataburger in the 23600 block of U.S. Hwy 59 in Porter. The caller told police that another man, Howard Windham, 30, was unsuccessfully trying to wake him up by slapping him.When the deputy arrived, he found Tina Arie, 44, with the two men. The deputy found dozens of Hydrocodone and Soma pills on the unconscious man. He also found a Soma tablet on Windham.

    Arie told police that the unconscious man took some of her Hydrocodone.The unconscious man was taken to a nearby hospital, but his condition nor his name were not released.Arie and Windham were both arrested. Arie was charged with delivery of a controlled substance and Windham was charged with possession of a controlled substance.While the deputy was driving the pair to jail, the deputy noticed the pair moving around in the back of the patrol car and realized he could no longer see Arie in his rearview mirror. Arie told the deputy she had her head in Windham's lap because she was tired.But when the deputy pulled over, he said Windham's pants were undone and Arie was administering oral sex, detectives said.The deputy told the pair to stop and then continued driving to jail, investigators said.Neither will face addition charges.
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    What a fun story that will be for them to tell their grandchildren.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Teacher, 35, barred from class after 'running porn site mysluttyteacher.com from school computer'

    Estranged husband reported former girls soccer coach to school authorities

    Web business partner is 'retired police officer to whom she is romantically linked'


    A teacher has been removed from her post after it was alleged that she had been operating porn websites from a computer the school provided her with - including one named 'mysluttyteacher.com'.

    Heidi Kaeslin, 35, has been placed on paid leave while the porn ring she has apparently been running while teaching at Lincoln High School was investigated.

    The plot was revealed when Kaeslin's estranged husband told school authorities that several domain names were registered to the teacher's home in Stockton, California.



    It has been claimed that Kaeslin's partner in the seedy business was a retired police officer Richard Fields who was assigned to the school as a resource officer.

    He told local newspaper the Stockton Record he had acquired domain names including mysluttyteacher.com to develop them into websites.

    He claimed the teacher's involvement was limited and the project was eventually abandoned. Fields said the allegations were overblown.

    Kaeslin, a special education teacher and former girls soccer coach, has been with the school since 2002. Her attorney declined to comment.

    Fields retired from the police department in May. The two are romantically linked, according to the paper.

    The school district was investigating claims the teacher used her school-issued, Apple laptop to work on the sites, Fox News said. A computer expert has been hired by the school to trawl through its contents.

    The story of Kaeslin's secret business was the hot topic among students at the school earlier in the week.

    One student at Lincoln High said: 'Ignorant people will do ignorant things.'

    A male student told a local TV station: 'The website said ''Have you ever seen your teacher's breasts before? Well now you can see them.''

    'I just think that's kind of disgusting. I don't know how people didn't find out sooner.'

    The school board meets next month to decide whether the 35-year-old teacher has violated the ethics code and will be able to keep her job.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-computer.html

    what's up with these teachers these days
    here's another one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ed-photos.html

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    Mehh, she is an adult and she is working an adult website. Children under 18 should not be viewing such materials anyways, right? Broad is marketing off of a fantasy that men have.


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    She looks an awful like Hotbettie.

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    Nahhh, HB is much hotter than this broad.


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    Say cheese: 'Drunk' motorist poses for her mugshot with two thumbs-up... after being charged with assaulting a police officer



    Channelling her inner-Paul McCartney, this Arizona woman cheerfully poses for a mugshot with two thumbs-up and a winning smile.

    Michelle Watson doesn't look like a woman who has just been charged with aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and drink-driving.

    The 24-year-old motorist was nearly three times the legal limit when she was booked at Yavapai County Jail last Thursday night, police said.

    Watson was driving her Honda Civic through Prescott, Arizona, when witnesses reported her driving in an erratic manner.

    She was said to have swerved across the road, hit 'numerous' curbs and mounted the pavement.

    However, things only got worse when the first police officer arrived on the scene and was subjected to an outburst of 'profane language'.

    Watson is alleged to have told the cop: 'I don’t have to walk f***ing anywhere.'

    She then refused to take a sobriety test, shoved the officer and kneed a second policeman, an Officer Wing, in the crotch, according to officials.

    A second policeman, an Officer Wing, was kneed in the crotch while trying to handcuff the suspect.

    According to the police report, 'Watson was wearing a purse which was draped over her shoulder. Officer Wing attempted to remove the purse. When doing so, Watson, using her right knee struck Officer Wing in the crotch.

    'Watson was then taken to the ground and placed in handcuffs. Watson refused to get up and had to be carried to Officer Wing's patrol vehicle.'

    Despite being handcuffed, Watson then proceeded to kick the inside of the police car and had to be further restrained, according to the report.

    She was then taken to Yavapai County Jail where her mood appears to have brightened and she posed for the mugshot that she will never be allowed to forget.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-assault.html

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    Officer kneed in the crotch is much better that a sobriety test. Think about it - knee to crotch coordination.

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    Sticky goo on Pa. turnpike disables more than 100 cars



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    A flood of gooey black muck dropped from a tanker truck disabled about 150 cars and damaged an unknown number of other vehicles along a nearly 40-mile stretch of the Pennsylvania Turnpike, officials said. A leaking valve on a tanker spread driveway sealant over the eastbound lanes of a long stretch of the Turnpike between New Castle and the Oakmont Service Plaza on Tuesday night, Turnpike spokesman Bill Capone said.

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    A Houston man has launched a unique court battle, claiming his twin sons resulted from his sperm being stolen and taken to a Houston fertility clinic without his knowledge, KPRC, NBC's Houston station, reported on Tuesday.
    "Actually, I couldn't believe it could be done. I was very, very devastated," said Joe Pressil, a 36-year-old telecommunications manager.


    "I couldn't believe that this fertility clinic could actually do this without my consent, or without my even being there," he told KPRC.


    Pressil said he hadn't considered having a family, and his religious beliefs would never allow him to visit a fertility clinic or participate in any form of artificial insemination. Yet three months after he broke up with his girlfriend, she became pregnant with his sperm at the Advanced Fertility Center of Texas on the Katy Freeway near Beltway 8.

    In his lawsuit, Pressil said he found out about the plot when a receipt arrived in the mail, listing him as the patient.

    "Pressil was listed as the 'patient' on the receipt even though he had never been to (the clinic) nor ever sought treatment for male infertility," according to his lawsuit.


    His ex-girlfriend gave birth to twin boys and then sued him for child support. She was granted that child support after blood tests confirmed Pressil was the father.


    Pressil said his ex-girlfriend always claimed she was unable to have children due to a medical condition involving fibroids. He also said she claimed that her condition required a certain sort of condom be used during sex. Now, in hindsight, he said that seems suspicious.


    "I did notice a little bit because she would take the condom and ask me to discard it. And usually, a male would discard their own property, but she would always take the condom and she would run off out of the room and I just didn't think anything of it. And I didn't think that anyone could use a condom and bring it to a clinic to get an in vitro," he said.

    An attorney representing the Advanced Fertility Center and Omni-Med Laboratories, Danny Sheena, called the lawsuit "suspect" and "disingenuous."

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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Well ain't that some shit....

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    His ex-girlfriend gave birth to twin boys and then sued him for child support. She was granted that child support after blood tests confirmed Pressil was the father.
    OH HELL FUCKING NO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Mehh, she is an adult and she is working an adult website. Children under 18 should not be viewing such materials anyways, right? Broad is marketing off of a fantasy that men have.
    Yeah, but She shouldnt have been running it out of the school. why not just do it from home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    OH HELL FUCKING NO!
    I second this angry-ness

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    Doctors Remove 4-Inch Leech From Tao Jiayuan's Throat


    When Tao Jiayuan, a 16-year-old Chinese boy, complained of a sore throat two months ago, he could have been just any kid anywhere in the world who was looking at staying home from school for an afternoon, sipping tea and honey. At first, the boy's mom thought he had caught a cold, according to 3news.co.nz.

    After the teen kept having trouble breathing and lost weight, however, his parents took him to the hospital so he could be checked by doctors, who found the real reason for Tao's sucky throat condition: A large leech measuring nearly four inches living inside his windpipe.
    It was one tough sucker, too. The doctors who removed the leech said it was still alive and unaffected by the anaesthetic they had given to the boy, according to abc.net.au. It's not common for leeches to get sucked into the human body, but Chen Bing, the doctor in charge of the operation said it is possible for them to stay alive in a human's nasal cavity or throat. Leeches are commonly found in fresh water environments such as creeks, rice fields and ponds, according to dailypicksandflicks.com.

    Tao's father, Tao Chuanhua, speculates that is how his son got infected.?He must have drunk stream water when working in the field,? he said.


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    Missing girl turns up a day after her 'cremation'.

    The Telegraph, Calcutta, India

    A father cremated the decomposed remains of his ?daughter? and performed the last rites in Nagaon this morning, around the time she surfaced at a police station in Tezpur 60km away, boyfriend in tow, to reveal a grand elopement tale.

    Indrani, a 19-year-old diploma engineering student at Akash Institute, went missing from her hostel in Guwahati on October 17.

    When her family in Nagaon failed to contact her over phone till the next day, they filed a complaint at Bhangagarh police station in Guwahati on October 19, alleging she had been abducted.
    Indrani, a 19-year-old diploma engineering student at Akash Institute, went missing from her hostel in Guwahati on October 17.

    When her family in Nagaon failed to contact her over phone till the next day, they filed a complaint at Bhangagarh police station in Guwahati on October 19, alleging she had been abducted.
    On October 25, the body of a girl was recovered at Bilasipara in Dhubri district.

    The following day, Indrani?s family reached Bilasipara, identified the body as hers, took it home and cremated it yesterday. ?We have heard that she surrendered before the police at Tezpur. But we cannot accept her as our daughter. This girl (whose body was cremated) is our daughter and we will complete all the rituals. We do not want her back now. For us, she is dead,? Naba Kamal Bora, retired ASEB employee from Haibargoan Kawaimari in Nagaon, told The Telegraph.

    Indrani is his only child. He said they had identified the body from the clothes she was wearing because the body was decomposed.

    Indrani stood with boyfriend Mukut Ali at Kacharigaon police outpost today wearing a pink salwar kameez and gold-coloured bangles. ?We did not know about death of the girl or her cremation at our village. At that time we were in Siliguri and we were not in touch with our families. I do not know what my parents will do, but my boyfriend?s family has accepted me and this is good enough for me,? she told reporters.

    She had been in touch with Ali over telephone and had willingly gone away with him first to Dhubri and from there to Siliguri. ?Now we have surrendered before the police,? she said, adding that they returned from Siliguri only this morning.

    According to a police official in Tezpur, 25-year-old Ali had been arrested earlier in a criminal case involving fake currency notes and court stamp papers and was released on bail two months ago by Tezpur court.

    The couple have been sent to Bhangagarh police station.

    Now that the real Indrani has surfaced, it remains a mystery whose body the girl?s family has cremated.

    ?We have sent blood samples of the girl for DNA testing and if anybody comes to claim the body, then blood samples of the parents would be sent for DNA test. If they match, the body will be identified,? said Bilasipara sub-divisional police officer, Gunindra Deka.

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    SEATTLE -- A man who confessed to stealing money from the downtown Seattle Sears store decades ago gave the money back Monday, and with interest.


    At around 10:00 a.m., an elderly man hand-delivered an envelope addressed to "Sears manager" to a customer service counter on the second floor.


    Inside the envelope was a note and a $100 bill:


    "During the late [forties] I stole some money from the cash register in the amount of $20-$30," the note read. "I want to pay you back this money in the amount of $100 to put in your theft account."


    "I think his conscience has been bothering him for the past 60 years," said Sears manager Gary Lorentson.


    "That is heartwarming," said one customer, "awesome."


    "It must have made him feel good inside to do that," said another.


    Store security cameras caught the man on video, but they won't release it, and they don't know who he is.


    The store plans to put the money toward helping families they adopt during they holiday season.
    http://www.kgw.com/news/Man-returns-...134679673.html

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    GOD DAMN SEXISM!


    Drunk woman teacher, 25, who groped Virgin steward spared jail after claiming she 'thought it was her boyfriend'
    • Katherine Goldberg drank 'a pint of whisky' on the plane before the alleged incident took place
    • ?I would be wrong to impose a lifetime punishment preventing you working in a profession where you have talent', says judge


    A Teacher who grabbed a flight attendant?s groin and demanded sex after downing almost a pint of whisky was spared jail yesterday so she can keep her job.

    Katherine Goldberg, 25, groped the airline steward during a flight from Johannesburg to London.

    Goldberg was given a community order after the judge was told any prison sentence would mean she would not be allowed to teach again.


    In court: Katherine Goldberg avoided a jail sentence despite admitting to sexually assaulting an air steward during a return flight to the UK


    In mitigation, Isleworth Crown Court was told that Goldberg from Ealing, west London was convinced that the man was her boyfriend as a result of her 'alcohol-induced illusion'.

    ?I would be wrong to impose a lifetime punishment by preventing you working in a profession where you clearly have talent,? said Judge Andrew McDowall at Isleworth Crown Court, West London.

    A prison sentence or a community order longer than 12 months would have meant Goldberg would have had to sign the sex offender register ? meaning she could not work with children.

    South African-born Goldberg was returning on a Virgin Atlantic flight from visiting relatives on August 24.
    An earlier hearing was told she had drunk at least half a litre of whisky as well as wine.

    She made a sexual suggestion to a flight attendant trying to look after her and ?at one point sat on his lap and grabbed hold of his genitals through his trousers.?

    South African-born Goldberg was returning on a Virgin Atlantic flight from visiting relatives on August 24.

    She told police she had a drink problem and admitted being drunk on a plane and indecent assault. She was fined ?1,500 and ordered to do 80 hours community work.

    She has been suspended since the sex assault and her lawyers claimed she was liable to be struck off if she was jailed or placed on the sex offenders' register.

    The court heard Goldberg had downed 'at least 50 centilitres of whisky' when the incident took place.



    Support: Goldberg (centre) leaves Isleworth Crown Court with her parents after sentencing for groping a male air steward whilst drunk on an aircraft


    Prosecutor James O'Connell said at first her behaviour on the flight was described by witnesses as 'very irritating' because she disturbed them while they were trying to rest.

    She was eventually moved to the plane's galley where one member of the cabin crew 'took an interest in her care' and tried to calm her down.

    Mr O'Connell went on: 'However, it was at this point that the defendant's antics changed and became rather sexual.

    'She sat on his lap and grabbed hold of his genitalia through his trousers.'

    She also spoke to the man suggestively and kept 'making offers to him', the court heard.

    She was heard to tell the air steward: 'Let me and you go somewhere. You can touch me anywhere you want, I don't mind.'


    Mr O'Connell said Goldberg was also heard to say the names of two men.

    He added: 'In her complete alcoholic funk she was confusing him with her current boyfriend, Clayton, and Owen, a previous boyfriend.

    'She was somehow imagining this was her boyfriend with whom she was interacting.'

    Goldberg eventually went to sleep for around an hour but then woke up and continued to be loud and disruptive, the court was told.

    Eventually she slept again, and remained asleep until the plane landed at Heathrow and she was met by police.

    Mr O'Connell said she was 'very co-operative' with the officers who questioned her, and admitted she had no recollection of events on board the plane but was very apologetic.

    The total amount that she had drunk was not mentioned in court but it was believed she consumed her own alcohol that she had taken on board, rather than that supplied by cabin crew.

    The air steward she sexually assaulted, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was said to have been unaffected by the incident.

    In mitigation, Johnathan Goldberg QC, for the defence, who is not related to his client, said the case was a 'man bites dog situation'.

    He added that it involved 'a very attractive young lady who acts totally out of character and commits a very minor offence'.

    He told the court the defendant had shown genuine remorse over the incident and had been abstinent ever since.

    He asked the judge not to give her a custodial sentence as it could jeopardise her career.

    He told the court that Goldberg was returning from visiting her boyfriend and grandparents in South Africa after going there to celebrate the end of her teaching exams.

    Passing sentence, Judge Andrew McDowall said it was clear that none of the other passengers had been in any danger during the flight and Goldberg did not have to be restrained at any stage.

    Addressing her, he said: 'You have the misfortune to suffer from a problem with alcohol and, as has been made plain, it is a matter from which your mother unfortunately suffers from as well.

    'You have now reached that vital stage of acknowledging that you have a problem and also showing a willingness to do something about it.'

    He added: 'It is quite apparent that you are not a menace to children', and said he hoped she would be allowed to continue to teach despite the sexual assault conviction.

    The court was told that Goldberg has since admitted to having an alcohol problem and now attends Alcoholics Anonymous meetings five times a week.

    She also went on a one-month residential course after realising she had hit 'rock bottom'.

    Goldberg, who had one previous conviction for drink-driving, sat in the dock wearing a brown blouse and black trousers and looked relieved as the sentence was passed.
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    Could you IMAGINE if a drunk man groped a female attendant and claimed he thought it was his girlfriend!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!11!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Could you IMAGINE if a drunk man groped a female attendant and claimed he thought it was his girlfriend!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!11!!

    :yawn:

    Happens often. Flight attendants, waitresses, etc. etc. etc.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Could you IMAGINE if a drunk man groped a female attendant and claimed he thought it was his girlfriend!?!?! HOLY SHIT!!11!!

    Now, now. Remember your blood pressure.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    :yawn:

    Happens often. Flight attendants, waitresses, etc. etc. etc.
    Pfft. Maybe in the 70s. Now if you look at a woman wrong, it's sexual harassment.

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    Now, now. Remember your blood pressure.
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    Hmmm..



    Interesting..


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    I Got 15 Kids & 3 Babydaddys-SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY FOR ME & MY KIDS!!!



    what the fuckery!

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    what the fuckery!
    Oh. My. God.

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