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    I vomited. Inconceivable.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    I vomited. Inconceivable.
    Always sounded plausible to me. :shrugs:
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    That's like saying "it's not dogs, it's wolves."
    Nah. What you're saying is like "if only those dirty two year olds would quit making porn... there'd be no child molesters." The dog doesn't have the ability to form the intent to commit a crime.

    If this happened, it's because a stupid, criminally twisted adult human made it happen. The dog is as much a victim as the kid. Even more, because he'll probably get the death penalty for doing what he was trained to do.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Nah. What you're saying is like "if only those dirty two year olds would quit making porn... there'd be no child molesters." The dog doesn't have the ability to form the intent to commit a crime.

    If this happened, it's because a stupid, criminally twisted adult human made it happen. The dog is as much a victim as the kid. Even more, because he'll probably get the death penalty for doing what he was trained to do.
    I'm not saying dog rape happens every day, I'm saying dog attacks do.

    I mean, you don't ever hear anyone saying "WHAT!?!? A DOG ATTACKED A CHILD!?!? BULLSHIT! I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT! THAT'S CRAZY!"
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    Soooo once again, it's a shady fucking disgusting HUMAN giving these dogs a bad name. What a fucking waste. The only good to come of this is that little child will hopefully never see his disgusting mother again.

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    Yea, my friend's girlfriend got bit over the weekend. Right on the leg, by a pit bull. She's being mobbed by media, cause everyone wants an exclusive interview.

    Wait, this is typical. No they don't.
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    I'm still calling shenanigans. If they were making money off the dog copulating with some worn out drug whore, it would only be a matter of time before these sick fucks met up with even sicker fucks and 2+2=We'll make even bigger bank if the dog fucks the kid.

    I'm thinking THEY initiated the act. They only cried to cover their tracks when the dog ran out on the porch with the kid still attached.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    I'm still calling shenanigans. If they were making money off the dog copulating with some worn out drug whore, it would only be a matter of time before these sick fucks met up with even sicker fucks and 2+2=We'll make even bigger bank if the dog fucks the kid.

    I'm thinking THEY initiated the act. They only cried to cover their tracks when the dog ran out on the porch with the kid still attached.
    So you're saying it's possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    So you're saying it's possible.
    I honestly don't think the dog could have done it without "help". You're (generalizing) telling me the dog knew to take the kid's clothes and diaper off first? Or that they let the child crawl around the house nude and unattended with a sexualized animal? Pfft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    I honestly don't think the dog could have done it without "help". You're (generalizing) telling me the dog knew to take the kid's clothes and diaper off first? Or that they let the child crawl around the house nude and unattended with a sexualized animal? Pfft.
    Hell no.

    Actually, can't they just bite that shit off? Fuck it, I believe it regardless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    So you're saying it's possible.


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    Woman Charged With Driving Under Influence of Hand Sanitizer

    http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...173902911.html

    wtf

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    For fucks sake?! Mouthwash and hand sanitizer are gonna end up behind the pharmacy counter like Sudafed.

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    that can't be good for you

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    Police: Siblings Robert and Amanda Larrivee, arrested for allegedly trying to steal bathroom TV, claimed they were having sex


    SPRINGFIELD -- Siblings Robert Larrivee, of West Springfield, and Amanda Larrivee, of Deerfield Beach, Fl., were arrested Sunday after allegedly attempting to steal two televisions from bathrooms at Samuel's Sports Bar at the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, police said.

    Sgt. John Delaney, executive aide to Commissioner William J. Fitchet, said police responded to the scene at 9 p.m. Sunday after a woman who was using the restroom at the bar heard a male and female ripping a television off the wall.

    Delaney said the woman ran out of the bathroom when the two weren't looking.

    "The witness quickly told the manager what happened and the manager and another employee locked the door to the ladies room so the pair could not escape and police were called to the scene," he said.

    Arriving officers opened the door and confronted the two subjects. The pair claimed to be having sex in the bathroom.

    After further investigation, officers determined an attempt had also been made to steal the men's room television.

    Robert Larrivee, 38, of 84 Nelson Ave., is charged with larceny over $250. A charge of threatening to commit a crime was added after he threatened to beat up an arresting officer, Delaney said.

    Amanda Larrivee was charged with larceny over $250.

    Both were arraigned in Springfield District Court on Monday.

    http://www.masslive.com/news/index.s...ivee_of_w.html

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    there is soo much WTF going on with this...

    Angela Buchanan Accused Of Posing As A Doctor To Trick Friend Into Lesbian Affair

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    A Texas woman has been arrested on charges that she impersonated a doctor in a bizarre scheme to trick a friend into engaging in a lesbian love affair and becoming her life partner.

    Angela Buchanan, 30, of Lufkin, Texas, has been charged with online impersonation, a Class A misdemeanor. If convicted, she faces up to a year in jail, The Lufkin News reported.

    According to the arrest affidavit, Buchanan contacted a longtime friend on Yahoo Messenger in March, saying she had breast cancer in 2008 and was now suffering from a pre-cancerous mass. Buchanan told her friend -- a 51-year-old woman who is not identified in court documents -- that she was being treated by a Lufkin-area gynecologist.

    Buchanan's friend was later contacted by the doctor on Yahoo Messenger. Unbeknownst to the woman, the individual posing as "Doc" was actually Buchanan pretending to be a doctor, police said.

    "[The victim] [said] that 'Doc' advised that the pre-cancerous mass in Buchanan's breast could possibly be delayed or cured by an increase in certain hormone production," the affidavit said. "'Doc' advised that this hormone production could be stimulated by sexual intercourse. 'Doc' began to recommend to [the victim] that she participate in sexual activity [with Buchanan] in order to bolster this hormone production and possibly save her friend's life."

    The victim told police she was initially reluctant, due to religious convictions, but ultimately decided to "make this sacrifice as it might benefit Buchanan's medical condition," the affidavit said.

    The nature, frequency and duration of the sex between the two women was allegedly directed by "Doc," via Yahoo Messenger.


    At some point in the relationship, the victim convinced Buchanan it would be in her best interest to get a mastectomy.

    "[The victim] advised that following the surgery she asked this doctor about the pre-cancerous growth and that the doctor denied any knowledge of anything other than a breast augmentation," the affidavit said.

    "Doc" later explained the surgeon's denial to the victim, allegedly saying denial was necessary because the surgery to remove the growth had been performed "under the table."

    The alleged deceit continued and, in August, Buchanan and the victim were married.

    According to the affidavit, Buchanan had convinced the victim to agree to the same-sex union. Buchanan allegedly told her she was involved in a child custody dispute with a former same-sex partner and their marriage would help in the legal battle.

    After the marriage, the victim's daughter told her mom she suspected Buchanan was actually "Doc." The victim's daughter had worked with Buchanan, according to a news report. Buchanan and "Doc" allegedly denied the victim's daughter's suspicions. In an effort to get to the truth, the victim contacted Buchanan's former partner and allegedly discovered that Buchanan had lied about having breast cancer in 2008. The victim learned Buchanan had in vitro fertilization in 2011 and became pregnant with twins, but there was no ongoing custody battle.

    The victim then said she contacted the office of the real Lufkin doctor whose name Buchanan had allegedly used to set up the phony online "Doc" account and uncovered the rest of the scheme, police said.

    Questioned by police, Buchanan allegedly confessed to everything.

    "Buchanan advised that, had she not convinced [the victim] to do this while portraying herself as 'Doc,' [the victim] would not have participated in the relationship," the affidavit states.

    On Oct. 15, Buchanan was jailed for the online impersonation charge. She was released after posting $1,500 bond. Court records do not list an attorney for the defendant.
    I can be your *ADDICTION* if you wanna get hooked on something!!

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    Buffalo Gives Birth To A Human-like Baby In Thailand

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    In Thailand, a Buffalo gave birth to a human-like baby.This is a photo of a buffalo very similar to human especially its face which is dominantly similar to human. However, its hands and feets are more like a buffalo. But overall the buffalo-boy has most organs of a cow having human shaped.

    It has passed away immediately after it was born. Thais believe this is some sort of phenomenon that brings luck and everyone in that village were praying for blessings. The face of this mystery human-like baby buffalo was totally deformed that I can’t know whether it looks like a buffalo or human face.


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    That is just weird.

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    After beating and strangling his fianc?e's 24-year-old daughter, he hid her body then returned to her home to help her 3-year-old son dress for Halloween.




    BROOMFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. ? As police frantically worked to figure out how his fianc?e's 24-year-old daughter had vanished, a Michigan pastor who had turned to God to shed his violent past went to his flock with a request: pray for her.

    But all along, authorities say, he knew the sordid truth about where the young mother was.

    The pastor, ex-convict John D. White, later confessed to killing the woman to fulfill a fantasy of necrophilia, police said Friday. White drank four or five beers before going to the woman's mobile home and repeatedly striking her head with a mallet and strangling her with a zip tie, according to court documents.

    He said he stripped her dead body but does not remember if he carried out his sexual fantasy. After dumping her body, White returned to the mobile home and dressed her 3-year-old son in his Halloween costume, then later Wednesday morning ferried him to a store parking lot to be picked up by the boy's father.

    "He kept saying he's a bad person, he's a pastor, he felt bad for the people in his church. ... I don't recall him bring real remorseful at all with regard to the victim or anything else," Isabella County Sheriff Leo Mioduszewski told The Associated Press.

    "He just basically said he was attracted to her, thought she was a very cute girl. It's a crazy, tragic situation," the sheriff added.

    The case shocked the pastor's roughly 14-member congregation and raised questions about how a man who had found religion after a criminal past could return to his dark past.

    White was in jail without bond Friday, a day after he was charged with first-degree murder in Rebekah Gay's death in a rural area in Isabella County, 85 miles northwest of Lansing. The 55-year-old has asked for a court-appointed attorney.

    White was engaged to Gay's mother and regularly watched her young son while she worked, said Donna Houghton, a church elder who had a role in hiring White three years ago to be pastor at Christ Community Fellowship. Church members, she said, were "absolutely floored" by the allegations.

    "I protested his innocence until I had the absolute news that he confessed. Then he had no leg to stand on," she told the AP.

    Before his arrest Thursday, White called Houghton to ask that she contact other church members and start a prayer chain for Gay, who still was missing at the time.

    "He was pretty shook up. He said the police were giving him a hard time," Houghton said.

    White confessed that day after being told the woman's body was likely to deteriorate in the cold, wet weather, Mioduszewski said. He said his fantasy had been fueled by pornographic videos.

    Houghton said the congregation was aware of White's criminal past when he joined the church. He was released from prison in 2007, after serving nearly 12 years for manslaughter in the death of a 26-year-old woman in Kalamazoo County, according to the Michigan Corrections Department.

    He had previously been sentenced to probation for choking and stabbing a 17-year-old Battle Creek girl in 1981.

    "He was absolutely contrite," said Houghton, 76. "All kinds of people turn around and meet the Lord and they are a different person. He was doing a lot of good in the community. ... He was doing a lot of good and Satan did not want him doing good and Satan got to him."

    She said White got on her roof and cleaned her neglected gutters last week, a chore that inspired his Sunday talk. She recalled him saying during that sermon that "we need to check closely the seeds we sprout in ourselves. Nothing can be hidden from God."

    White reported from Detroit. AP News Researcher Rhonda Shafner in New York contributed to this report.

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    When I see this thread pop up, I can pretty much expect KWD to be posting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    When I see this thread pop up, I can pretty much expect KWD to be posting.
    I try but never find any good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythmisasadist View Post
    I try but never find any good stuff.
    I don't even know where to start to look.

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    Teacher arrested for alleged Halloween sex act

    By NBCBayArea.com
    An art teacher at a charter school in Livermore, California, was allegedly found performing a sexual act in a car in unincorporated San Leandro and trying to attract the attention of passing trick or treaters on Halloween night, the Alameda County Sheriff's Office said Saturday.

    The Sheriff's Office was contacted around 10:30 p.m. on Oct. 31 regarding the man, who was seen disturbing passing children at Mateo Street and Green Court, Sgt. J.D. Nelson said.

    Deputies found Carlos Tellez sitting in his gold 1998 Mazda Protege with his pants unzipped and pulled down to mid-thigh and his shirt pulled up to mid-chest, Nelson said.

    He had been placed under citizen's arrest by a passer-by, and was detained without incident. Tellez, an art teacher for the Livermore Valley Charter Preparatory in the city of Livermore, told deputies he was trying to relax after a stressful day of teaching, Nelson said.

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    It was for the art.

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    http://fox8.com/2012/10/26/man-sues-...ugly-and-wins/

    Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly … And Wins


    Yes, you read that headline correctly.

    A man in northern China recently divorced and successfully sued his wife for being ugly, KTLA reports.

    Nope, we’re not joking.

    Jian Feng said he began to resent his wife’s original looks after the couple’s daughter was born. He called their child “incredibly ugly” and didn’t think she looked like either one of her parents.

    At first, Feng accused his wife of cheating. But his wife soon admitted to $100,000 in plastic surgeries before she met him.

    Since she never told him about the procedures before they married, Feng filed a lawsuit

    The accusation?

    Convincing him to marry her under false pretenses.

    A judge agreed, awarding Feng $120,000.


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