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    'He hid in the wrong place,' said local resident Laura Farris.

    This made me snicker.

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    Right on, man!
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    At least both uber random gibberish posts are in "random" threads. They at least got that part right.
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    A feel good story about the juggalos.

    Insane Clown Posse has joined the chorus to bring a smile to the little girl who was horribly burned in an arson fire, and turns out the group has a familial connection.
    ICP is asking Juggalos to send Christmas cards to Safyre Terry -- the 8-year-old who lost her family in the fire. Turns out Safyre's dad -- who died in the blaze -- was part of the Juggalo community.
    Violent J tells us he saw a pic of Safyre and her dad, David, and noticed he had a tattoo of the group's album cover on his forearm.
    J was moved and sent Safyre an autographed ICP photo, two fuzzy ICP blankets, a bunch of toys and an XMAS card filled with money.
    ICP is asking all Juggalos to send Safyre some Juggalo holiday love.


    Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz3uCidg6ZZ


    Cute little girl.



    Im glad she's getting so much support

    fyre Terry wanted Christmas cards, and she's getting them by the truckload.

    A Facebook post about the 8-year-old New York girl who lost her family and was severely disfigured in a 2013 arson fire went viral this week, generating a deluge of cards and gifts from around the world.

    "This year's been magical, amazing," said Liz Dolder, who posted a picture of her niece, Safyre Terry, on Facebook earlier this month. The post showed Safyre with a Christmas card tree Dolder got at a thrift store, and said the 8-year-old hoped to get enough cards to fill it.

    Albany's News10 reports that about 18,000 cards and letters and 400 packages were delivered to Safyre Friday morning in a two-ton truck. The postmaster says the mail will likely need to be delivered in a tractor-trailer next week.

    A YouCaring.com crowdfunding site has generated nearly $300,000 in donations for Safyre and the aunt and uncle she now lives with.
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/n...212-story.html

    And here's snippets of her story in case you haven't heard
    Safyre has endured much since the day in May 2013 when firefighters found her clutched in the arms of her dying father, who had shielded her with his body and saved her from the flames that killed him and Safyre's three younger siblings in their apartment in Schenectady in upstate New York. She has had countless reconstructive surgeries to rebuild her mouth, nose and face. She eventually lost a hand and a foot to repeated infections. But her spirits lifted considerably last January when a tracheal tube was removed and she was able to speak again.

    "That's when she came back out," Dolder said, wiping away tears. "She's been through hell and back. But she's an amazing girl, just so full of life and love. We can't keep her to ourselves. We wanted to share with the world her message of faith, hope and love."

    Safyre, with long sandy hair, pink leggings and glitter-spangled sneakers, showed not a hint of self-consciousness as TV cameras pressed in to record her opening gifts and cards Wednesday afternoon. Asked by reporters what she would say to the strangers who had been moved to send these things, she beamed into a camera.

    "Thank you!" she said.
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    I sent her a card last week

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    How wonderful ICP is doing this for her. What a lovely little angel she is.

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    Greenville, NC – An incident coming out of Greenville, North Carolina is just one example of what some people will do around the holidays when they are short on cash. A 34-year-old mother of 3 is now under arrest after a shoplifting incident turned tragic. Witnesses say Shatuanee Greene entered the North Carolina Walmart on Sunday with her three children ages 5, 7, and 8 when she grabbed a can of pre-made Christmas cookie dough. CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”

    When Greene was approached by Walmart security, she told her children to go find their Aunt in the front of the store. “I told her to hand over the cookie dough,” said Timothy Reiner, a security guard at Walmart. “That’s when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a loud pop and the lady started screaming. Gooey cookie dough was running down her leg. All hot and runny… it was so damn gross.”

    According to eyewitnesses, the EMT that treated Greene on the scene said the Pillsbury cookie dough can exploded in Greene’s vagina during the fall causing her extreme pain. They removed the contents at the scene. The woman was treated then released into the custody of Greenville police. While stabilizing green they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity. Greene did not suffer any serious injuries and is being held at the county jail on a $2000 bond. Her children were placed with family members.
    http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can...ting-incident/

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    she will probably try to sue Walmart.

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    somewhere out there the Pillsbury Dough Boy is crying.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    somewhere out there the Pillsbury Dough Boy is crying.
    or preparing for fatherhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    or preparing for fatherhood.


    or treating a yeast infection..
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    or treating a yeast infection..
    Telling crazy stories to his buds in the freezer case...
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Telling crazy stories to his buds in the freezer case...
    making the Keebler elves all jealous
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Uhhhh, ya'll know that "now8news" is fake? Right?
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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    Uhhhh, ya'll know that "now8news" is fake? Right?
    lol! Don't ruin my day. I thought that was the best story ever.

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    http://www.nbcnews.com/video/see-rec...n-587059267518

    I still think a "near misses" thread would be fun.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Meet Paul Terry.

    The 26-year-old Oklahoman and a female acquaintance were arrested Saturday night and charged with robbing a man the prior afternoon.

    According to cops, Terry and Sonja Moro, 29, robbed Moro’s ex-boyfriend inside the victim’s Tulsa home. The man told investigators that he thought the male robber’s name was Terry, adding that the suspect had identifiable tattoos on his face.

    As seen in the above mug shot, along with devil’s horns on his forehead, Terry has “FUCK COPS” inked over his eyebrows.

    Terry, who has a prior felony conviction, is locked up in the county jail in lieu of $100,000 bond. Moro is being held on $50,000 bond for armed robbery, the same count for which Terry has been charged.1

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-busted-459028


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    Uuhhhm yeah, I would think he would stick out like a turd in a punch bowl in a police line-up.


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    I can't believe someone married that.

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    A boy was arrested after threatening to kill another student for spoiling star wars.
    Roy sent the friend a picture of himself with a gun and threatened to come to the victim's school to shoot him, court records said. Roy reportedly said the gun was a Colt 1911 with a "hair trigger."
    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...12-22-12-57-15


    Now hear what good old mom has to say about her dear boy.
    Roy's mother asked why her son was being arrested since it was only a BB gun in the photo, charging documents said.

    oh, and another snippet from another article
    Roy has a pending charge of felony sexual intercourse without consent for an alleged incident in October with a 14-year-old girl, according to the Billings Gazette.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...s-spoiler.html
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    Man sues video game maker: Addiction to 'Fallout 4' cost me marriage, job

    A Russian man is reportedly suing the maker of a popular video game, saying he became so addicted that it cost him his marriage and his job.

    The man, only identified as a 28-year-old from the Siberian city Krasnoyarsk, claims that he played "Fallout 4" nonstop on his computer for about three weeks.

    He reportedly started to miss work, leading to his firing, and then his wife left him. In his lawsuit, which seeks $7,000 from Bethesda Game Studios and a Russian firm, the man claims his nonstop gaming caused his health to deteriorate because he was missing meals and losing sleep.

    His lawyer said it's the first case of its kind in Russia.

    http://www.fox2detroit.com/home/60818650-story
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    This santa photo is making the rounds.

    I'm sorry, but this mom pisses me off. I think she's a liar. If I were Santa and somebody showed up with a baby in a wheelchair and hooked up on breathing machines- Then removed the breathing device from the baby and handed the baby to me....I would have stood too. I would have been scared to death the baby quits breathing.

    I did a little research. I found Santa and this is what he says happened.
    This photograph has gone viral on Facebook and on television. This child was brought to me stapped in a wheelchair and on a ventilator. I assumed they would bring the child in the chair to the set so I went to assist. They unhooked the child from the vent and placed him in my arms with a plastic tube in his throat. I was stunned but as carefully as I could I walked over in front of the camera. The child could not respond to the bells and sqeekers used to direct their attention for a photograph and I was given no instructions on how to handle this child. With him cradled in my arms to support his head I manipulated him for the best picture by positioning my body at an awkward angle toward the camera, got the picture and returned him to his family and caretakers as quickly as possible. They approved of the picture initially-retakes are sometimes requested, but not in this case. Then this family contacted a television station and said I refused to sit with this child on my lap to take a picture! No one requested anything and I delivered the best picture I,could of this child for Christmas!
    Family's outrage after Santa refused to take a seated photo with their special-needs baby and would only pose standing up
    Megan Self claims a Santa at Bass Pro Shops in San Antonio refused to take a sitting photo with her son, Caleb
    Caleb has mitochondrial encephalomyopathy, a genetic development disorder that causes his muscles to weaken
    Self said 13-month-old Caleb had been hospitalized 11 times since March
    She wanted her son to still have the experience of sitting on Santa's lap
    Santa only took a standing photo before moving on to the next child
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ocial-facebook


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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    Man sues video game maker: Addiction to 'Fallout 4' cost me marriage, job

    A Russian man is reportedly suing the maker of a popular video game, saying he became so addicted that it cost him his marriage and his job.

    The man, only identified as a 28-year-old from the Siberian city Krasnoyarsk, claims that he played "Fallout 4" nonstop on his computer for about three weeks.

    He reportedly started to miss work, leading to his firing, and then his wife left him. In his lawsuit, which seeks $7,000 from Bethesda Game Studios and a Russian firm, the man claims his nonstop gaming caused his health to deteriorate because he was missing meals and losing sleep.

    His lawyer said it's the first case of its kind in Russia.

    http://www.fox2detroit.com/home/60818650-story
    That dude is a fucking idiot. Hopefully he will forget to eat and sleep for a couple more weeks.

    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    This santa photo is making the rounds.

    I'm sorry, but this mom pisses me off. I think she's a liar. If I were Santa and somebody showed up with a baby in a wheelchair and hooked up on breathing machines- Then removed the breathing device from the baby and handed the baby to me....I would have stood too. I would have been scared to death the baby quits breathing.

    I did a little research. I found Santa and this is what he says happened.




    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ocial-facebook

    Did they even ask Santa if he was comfortable doing the picture? I think he handled the situation well.

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    Yeah. Fuck that family. I'm on Santa's side. Sounds to me like they were begging for an excuse to get publicity. Wannabe bet that there's a Gofundme now?
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