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    I know one true fact in life. Shoe size or hand size does not correspond to penis size. I think half the attraction to a man with a big dick is they always ooze confidence. The little guys not so much...lol. The big guys sort of expect success just because of the size. They are so wrong about that and I'll take an average guy who is creative and listens to every word I say and learns how to please me and won't stop trying until they get it right.

    When I was 19 I slept with my boss. One of the worst mistakes in my life and I sort of moved several states away because of it..lol. He told me he was missing a testicle so I wouldn't freak out about any missing parts. He didn't share that he also had the worlds smallest dick. Seriously, he was a bit chubby in the pelvic region and I saw the one ball, but no dick. This was back in the days where people had pubic hair and I finally found the little guy hiding in the forest. It was sort of an inny and not an outy, if you catch my drift. It was awkward and he couldn't make wood. I learned that night that I would have been a great prostitute. I took care of the wood issue and did the deed, but seriously I didn't feel it and it was over in seconds. I think I was his first and I really liked him and didn't want to hurt his feelings. He immediately fell in love and well, that wasn't happening. Plus, it was my boss and I had to work with him. I think he had some sort of birth defect related to androgen insensitivity, which would explain the undescended testes and very small penis. His urethra was also displaced and did not go the length of his penis. Outwardly he looked normal, he was probably 6'2", had a beard, deep voice and a lot of body hair. And big feet.

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    You have the weirdest stories today

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    So what did we learn today, kids? Go with short guys with small feet if you want average sized dicks....
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    So what did we learn today, kids? Go with short guys with small feet if you want average sized dicks....
    Someone's ALWAYS got to contradict.

    Drunks outocorrect says contra dacit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini View Post
    Mr Big Penis should try and get in to porn. If he can keep it up, he can mint it! No more scavenging for food then!
    You called it!
    Roberto Esquivel Cabrera just got an offer that could earn him a fortune ... all because he has a 19-inch penis.

    We're told Vivid Entertainment approached the 52-year-old Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for a sex tape, but it's complicated by language barrier, expectations of money and basic anatomy challenges.

    We got this video of Cabrera documenting his life, showing the proportions of his penis and even its weight. For the record it's TWO POUNDS.

    It's an amazing story ... Cabrera says he carries a heavy burden ... his penis has cost him relationships, jobs and it's too large for him to kneel in church and pray.
    http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2015/09/04...is-video-vivid

    There's a video at the link. Why couldn't they just get a translator can't be that much money for a company like vivid to worry about.

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    Omfg in the video he slaps himself in the face with his own stocking covered penis.


    It's like a giant earthworm.
    Last edited by hazydaze; 09-04-2015 at 07:06 AM.

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    That's for that explanation hazy, I'll be passing on that video

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    That's at the end. He first weighs it then just shows it off. He deff gives himself bjs lol.

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    Well, after all that giant penis, how about some giant ...


    http://upnorthlive.com/news/offbeat/...ring-meth-bust



    WACO, Texas (WPEC) — A woman on her way to jail for drug possession told an officer she had a fully-loaded handgun hidden inside her vagina.

    Waco Police say officers stopped a 1998 Toyota for a traffic violation on Monday evening. During a search of the vehicle, police found a large amount of methamphetamine.

    Police say the driver, 30-year-old Gabriel Garcia, had 2.7 grams of meth concealed under his seat.

    A further search revealed his passenger, 31-year-old Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, had 29.5 grams of meth and a set of digital weighing scales in her purse.

    While the woman was being transported to jail, officials say she admitted to having a concealed handgun inside her vagina.

    A female officer then searched Castaneda, discovering a loaded, semi-automatic, .22-caliber Smith & Wesson pistol inside her body cavity.

    Police say the weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.

    Garcia and Castaneda were both charged with Possession of Methamphetamine in a Drug Free Zone. The traffic stop was within 1,000 feet of an elementary school






    Hopefully it had a handy little blue string attached to it.

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    From the Smith & Wesson site:

    Caliber: .22 LR
    Action: Single Action (Internal Hammer)
    Capacity: 10+1 Rounds
    Barrel Length: 3.56” (9.04 cm)
    Front Sight: White Dot
    Rear Sight: White 2-Dot - Screw adjustable for windage & elevation
    Overall Length: 6.65” (16.9 cm)
    Overall Height: 5.03” (12.8 cm)
    Overall Width: 1.48” (3.8 cm)
    Grip: Polymer
    Weight: 15.3 oz. (433.8 g)
    Empty Mag Weight: 1.7 oz (48.2 g)
    Barrel Material: Carbon steel
    Slide Material: Aluminum alloy
    Frame Material: Polymer
    Finish: Black, hard coat anodize


    I like all the verbiage such as, "Internal Hammer", "Screw adjustable", etc. Seems rather fitting given what Ashley was hiding up her vay vay.

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    I wonder how many vaginal births she had.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I wonder how many vaginal births she had.
    Ha!

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    Mom throws two-year-old with down syndrome around bouncy house puts him in washer machine takes pictures

    Seriously you guys this lady is pure fucking evil that video ruined my entire day

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ashing-6137440

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    My GOD man... Could they have made this baby any less evil looking!!! Poor thing, he deserved a better sketch artist!!!


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    Kat could you put the sketch of toddler in here
    http://mydeathspace.com/vb/showthrea...k-from-toddler

    Thanks

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...uring-sex.html
    Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex

    A woman told police of her disbelief when she discovered that her "boyfriend" of two years was a female friend, a jury has heard.
    The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.
    But she claims she eventually discovered it was in fact her 25-year-old friend Gayle Newland, who had persuaded her to wear a blindfold throughout their sexual encounters in which a prosthetic was used.
    'Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said 'it's not what you think'...'
    - complainant
    Newland, of Willaston, Cheshire, is on trial at Chester Crown Court where she denies five counts of sexual assault between February and June 2013.
    The court heard the alleged victim received a Facebook friend request in 2011 from a Kye Fortune who purported to be a half-Filipino, half-Latino young man.
    They communicated online and "Kye" later told her he had been involved in a car accident before medics found he had a brain tumour. He was having treatment in hospital and was not well enough to see her, the complainant told police in a video interview.
    But the pair spoke frequently on the phone where the complainant described Kye's voice as "high-pitched".
    The complainant told the interviewing officer: "He was saying how much I had helped him get through his illness. (He said) it was a sign, we should get married, we should have kids, we were going to do all sorts of things."
    During this time, the complainant said she met Newland - who became a "really good friend" and said she knew Kye. Eventually, the complainant and Kye decided to finally meet in person at a Chester hotel, the jury heard.
    She told police the only stipulation that Kye made was that she wear a blindfold because he was "anxious about the way he looked" and "could not walk properly" due to nerve and muscle damage.
    The woman said "Kye" was in the bathroom when she entered the hotel room and the bed was covered with rose petals and Hello Kitty bears.
    The complainant said she put on the blindfold of a sleeping mask and scarf and that a "shaking Kye" came in and said he had signed himself out of a private hospital in Manchester.
    The pair then had sex, she alleges, in which Newland is alleged to have used a prosthetic penis before "Kye" said he had to return to hospital.
    ? Teenage victim of woman who pretended to be man speaks out
    ? Belgian discovers his wife used to be a man after 19 years
    Further hotel visits followed where she said sex took place again before "Kye" visited her flat and finally uncovered the truth, the court heard.
    Describing what she said was their last sexual encounter before she went to the police, she said: "When I was having sex I grabbed for the back of his head and my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right.
    "I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said 'pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off'. I just pulled it off. Gayle was just standing there... I just couldn't believe it, I couldn't believe it. Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said 'it's not what you think'."
    The trial continues.

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    holy...whoa. well then. I kind of wish I could have seen her face when she pulled the blindfold off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Roger View Post
    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Catfish on crack.

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    I cant be the only one wanting to see a pic of her in character

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    And what kind of fucking idiot has sex BLINDFOLDED with a stranger from the Internet?? She could have been banging anyone. The victim in this is a fucking dumbass too.

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    I read last night that the one who was being "Kye" was saying that the other chick knew the whole time and they were playing out some fantasy together, which would explain the blindfolded stranger sex part. Probably not true tho

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    The fuck is wrong with people? How dumb do you have to be to go on banging someone for TWO FUCKING YEARS when you've never actually seen the person EVER!? For fucks sake, it could have been anyone, or anyTHING for that matter, that she was fucking. If you are that god-damn stupid, you need to never leave your house without the supervision of another adult, and you should always have a bike helmet and swim floaties on, because it's clear you have no actual thought process in your head.

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    There was an episode on catfish where a girl did pretend to be a man. Think she said she used a dildo, covered with a blanket, and guessing lights off. I don't remember it exactly. I was reading comments where they said she must be a lesbias still in the closet and someone saw so that's why she came up with this whole thing.

    Just let the man go and get some blinds for your house.
    http://m.wpxi.com/news/news/weird-ne...s-house/nnd57/
    eventy-eight-year-old Hermitage, Pennsylvania resident Arthur Brown is being forced to tone down the spotlights that neighbors say he uses at all hours to protect his home from "aliens."

    Neighbors say he shines the spotlights at his foil-wrapped house day and night to discourage the little green men from bothering him.

    A judge ordered Brown to take down the lights earlier this year, imposing a $500-per-day fine if he continued to shine his spotlights late into the night.

    Officials say he has not complied and now owes more than $20,000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashley951 View Post
    There was an episode on catfish where a girl did pretend to be a man. Think she said she used a dildo, covered with a blanket, and guessing lights off. I don't remember it exactly. I was reading comments where they said she must be a lesbias still in the closet and someone saw so that's why she came up with this whole thing.

    Just let the man go and get some blinds for your house.
    http://m.wpxi.com/news/news/weird-ne...s-house/nnd57/
    eventy-eight-year-old Hermitage, Pennsylvania resident Arthur Brown is being forced to tone down the spotlights that neighbors say he uses at all hours to protect his home from "aliens."

    Neighbors say he shines the spotlights at his foil-wrapped house day and night to discourage the little green men from bothering him.

    A judge ordered Brown to take down the lights earlier this year, imposing a $500-per-day fine if he continued to shine his spotlights late into the night.

    Officials say he has not complied and now owes more than $20,000.
    It's pretty obvi that man is mentally ill. If his thought process isn't rational, why would the police think he would comply with their requests rationally?

    Eta: that story posted above reminds me of 'Boys don't Cry"

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    I have so many,questions on this one. This story has more holes than a slice of Alpine lace Swiss cheese. First off, I would think any woman could tell the difference between a real dick and a dildo. Surely, the daft chick had to have gotten a slightl hint of woman boob when they were bumping identical uglies. I have more but the list would take all day. I call bullshit on this one.


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