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    This guy has been busy

    Man, 51, bites off girlfriend's ear, tries shoving umbrella down her throat, sets her cat on fire and then beheads it with scissors
    Michael Trudeau, 51, from Chaska, Minnesota, is facing multiple charges
    Went over to the alleged victim's apartment after a day of drinking vodka
    Argument escalated and he is then said to have put her in a headlock
    The 42-year-old managed to escape, but Trudeau then bit part of her ear
    Three weeks earlier he set her cat on fire to 'prove a point', authorities say
    Has been charged with first-degree assault and animal cruelty


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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Rise of the zombie cat: Pet who was 'killed' and buried by his owner climbed out of his grave five days later

    A cat that was run down by a car and written off for dead apparently clawed its way out of the grave and made its way home to be fed.
    Bart, a pet found on the street in a pool of blood more than a week ago, was pronounced dead by vets in Tampa, Florida.
    But five days later he was outside owner Ellis Huston's house again expected dinner - albeit with a gruesome wound which makes him look the part for a member of the living dead - and means he will lose an eye.


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    I just read something that said the Humane Society that's caring for this cat is taking his owner to court in efforts that the cat won't go back to him. Apparently they have suspicions that he wasn't being honest about the situation, plus they don't think he'll be kept indoors. There was also a go fund me page set up for his medical expenses that the humane society had nothing to do with since his care is being funded by their emergency fund. So 'someone' is cashing in on the cats story.

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    Did the owner take the cat to the vets? If he did there would be a record of it.

    This is why I keep my cats inside.

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    yeah, my bet is he buried a supposedly dying cat hoping the earth would finish him off. what a dick.

    i'll admit that treatment for those injuries would be expensive, but at least fucking take it to be put down. let this be a lesson. they all come back to you.

    eta: i'm not really a 'keep the cat inside' kind of girl. in my experience, all my cats have lived a much happier existence being indoors/outdoors. one cat i had in a studio apartment on santa monica blvd. was constantly getting crystal dick - i spent a couple grand on his penis over time. once i moved somewhere he could roam about, his crystal dick cleared up and he was much more happy and friendly.

    i mean, sure there are risks, but with a female cat or one that has been altered, they don't usually roam too far. if i were a cat, i'd take a shorter more adventurous life than a longer, boring one.
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    I have a cat that comes home once daily if we are lucky. He is neutered, but he loves to roam and I think he fights. He comes home for bad weather. One time a buddy of his sat on the front step asking him to come play. He's a very large cat, but eats only a small amount once a day. I think he might have found a second home that has better food. He is a f2 bengal cat, and he is absolutely awful in the house. He has too many wild genetics, so he bites and he bullies...other animals and people. He doesn't bite out of anger, he is very gentle, but he bites when he is bored or happy or wants something..like outside. He is very large and he is red and brown and his rosettes are very 3d like his wild ancestor. My daughter found his picture on a local facebook photography website with the photographer asking what this animal is....lol. My daughter commented on the photo and asked if it was near our location. She found out it was our new neighbor across the street...lol. Sometimes he will be gone a couple days, and then I began to feel bad and expect that something tragic happened to him. He went missing for over a week once and was caught in a feral cat trap 6 miles away.

    When our dog died, I kept checking the box she was in out of fear that she really wasn't dead. I wouldn't let Hubby bury her, until she was stiff...lol.

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    My Jack's eye surgery was $600. Vet care is spendy. My "free" kitten. LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    yeah, my bet is he buried a supposedly dying cat hoping the earth would finish him off. what a dick.

    i'll admit that treatment for those injuries would be expensive, but at least fucking take it to be put down. let this be a lesson. they all come back to you.

    eta: i'm not really a 'keep the cat inside' kind of girl. in my experience, all my cats have lived a much happier existence being indoors/outdoors. one cat i had in a studio apartment on santa monica blvd. was constantly getting crystal dick - i spent a couple grand on his penis over time. once i moved somewhere he could roam about, his crystal dick cleared up and he was much more happy and friendly.

    i mean, sure there are risks, but with a female cat or one that has been altered, they don't usually roam too far. if i were a cat, i'd take a shorter more adventurous life than a longer, boring one.
    Do you mean he was blocked I've never heard it referred to crystal dick.

    I've assisted with several of these surgeries. I've also seen surgeries changing the sex of an animal so they stop getting blocked

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    God, why bury an almost dead cat? Hell, take him to a pound if needed so they can assist him if you can't afford a vet, but don't be a dick.

    Yes, vets can be expensive. Too bad. If you want to be a responsible pet owner, that's what you get.

    Kramer is going tomorrow. I think he has an ear infection. I'm not going to let him suffer so I can have a few extra lattes this month.


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    Yeah, what shins said.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6582734.html

    Rescue workers who helped save Bart -- the “zombie cat” who clawed his way out of an untimely grave last week -- don’t want the resilient feline to return to his former family.

    “I met with the owner for about 40 minutes,” Sherry Silk, executive director of the Humane Society of Tampa Bay, told The Huffington Post. “I told him at that time some things had come to light that I was really uncomfortable with.”

    Ellis Hutson, Bart’s owner, told ABC News this week his pet was hit by a car a couple of weeks ago. Hutson said he was sure the animal was dead and enlisted his neighbor to bury the cat near his home. However, Bart returned -- severely injured and covered in dirt -- five days later.


    Humane Society workers posted Bart’s story on the organization's blog, calling him the “miracle cat.” But now, Silk told HuffPost that the team is suspicious of some of the circumstances surrounding Bart's injuries and Hutson's story about them. They don't want to return the cat, she said.

    Hutson told ABC Action News that he wants the cat back.

    "If we have to go to court, we have to go to court," he told the outlet. "I haven't done anything wrong, and I don't think it's right to take my cat."

    Dusty Albritton, who the Tampa Bay Times reports is Hutson's neighbor, set up a GoFundMe page on Jan. 23 for the cat's medical expenses. As of Saturday, it had raised over $7,000. An update posted Saturday afternoon and signed as coming from both Albritton and Hutson accuses Silk of not telling the truth about the situation.

    The update also noted that the account was initially set up "solely for Bart," but that they did not expect so much money to pour in. It said funds will be donated to emergency veterinary services "in Bart's name."

    Albritton did not immediately return a request for comment Saturday, and attempts to reach Hutson were unsuccessful.

    The Humane Society website notes that it is not affiliated with the GoFundMe campaign, and as of Friday had received no funds from the account. The site also states that Bart's medical expenses have already been covered by the organization's emergency medical fund.

    In a YouTube video that appears to show Bart and is posted to an account listed under the name "Dusty Salas," a voice is heard saying, "He might not have been dead. 'Cause when I found him … he was moving and stuff." A Facebook page under the name "Dusty Albritton" has linked to the YouTube account repeatedly.

    Silk told HuffPost she does not believe Hutson will be able to provide a home environment suitable for Bart's fragile state of health, and expressed concerns that Bart will not be kept indoors.

    “I just don’t want [Bart] to go there,” Silk said. “If it’s a legal issue, and it could be, we may very well lose. But we’re going to fight to do what we think is right for this cat.”

    However, Hutson also told WFLA that he promises to keep Bart indoors.

    Silk says she hopes that Hutson will ultimately surrender Bart to the Humane Society so they can find him a home more suited to his situation. While not everyone is equipped to care for a special-needs cat, Silk said she urges those who are moved by Bart’s story to adopt another shelter cat in his honor.


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    Bart, or "Zombie Cat," as he has been called on social media, was discovered "unresponsive" by his owner last week lying in a pool of blood. His body was cold and his face was severely disfigured, representatives from the Tampa Humane Society said.

    The cat's owner, Ellis Hutson, told the Humane Society that he buried his pet with the help of a neighbor.

    "If we'd seen that cat on the road, we'd assumed he was dead," said Nash McCutchen, marketing coordinator with the Tampa Humane Society.

    Five days later, a different neighbor said she found Bart walking in her yard, presumably after he clawed his way out of the grave.

    The neighbor returned the cat to Hutson, who brought the cat, who was covered in open wounds and dehydrated, to the Humane Society for help.

    But remarkably, McCutchen said, the kitty had no internal injuries, and on Wednesday, Bart underwent surgery to remove his left eye and have his jaw wired shut. He had a blood transfusion Thursday, according to the Tampa Humane Society's website.

    Since the attention Bart received after he allegedly "rose from the dead," more information has surfaced about Bart's "home environment and the circumstances leading up to his burial," Sherry Silk, executive director of the Tampa Humane Society said in a release.

    According to Polk County, Florida, court documents, Hutson was arrested in 1998 and charged with cruelty to animals. The nature of the charges is unclear, and the charges were later thrown out.

    A video of a man administering first aid to the cat, along with a Go Fund Me page set up by the neighbor despite the Humane Society's promise to pay for the cat's treatment, have raised doubts about whether Bart was injured the way his owner said.

    But Silk said she has no reason to believe the story she was told isn't true.

    "All of Bart's injuries are consistent with him being hit by a car," Silk said. Likewise, Humane Society veterinarians believe the feline was buried for a time.

    "He had dirt in every orifice of his body, and maggots covering his open wounds," Silk said.

    Silk said she also believes that Bart was well taken care of before being injured, because he was a good weight and is a very friendly cat.
    "He likes human beings and isn't skittish at all," Silk said.

    Still, after meeting with Bart's owner Thursday for about 40 minutes, Silk said she has to act in the best interest of the cat, which in her opinion means keeping the cat at the Humane Society. Hutson, however, has refused to sign over his rights to the cat, she said.

    "I believe [Hutson] cares about the cat," Silk said, but "we are prepared to fight to keep the cat."

    Calls to Hutson were not immediately returned.
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    A 49-year-old woman in southern Turkey has confessed to the murder of a 67-year-old man whom she decapitated over his insistence to engage in "deviant acts" he has been seeing on German porn movies.

    The woman, identified as G?n?l S., met Osman T. in the Isparta province last September. The man promised her a civil marriage, if they would be still happy after two or three months living together.

    "I accepted and moved in with Osman following a religious marriage ceremony. After 20 days, he began resorting to violence. He has been trying to have sex every day and I was finding an excuse to avoid it. He has been watching German porn channels, wanting me to do the acts he saw there," G?n?l S. told the prosecutor in her testimony, Doğan News Agency reported Feb. 7.

    The woman, who has a 12-year-old son from a previous marriage, has been beaten and insulted by Osman T. whenever she resisted his "deviant offers," the testimony said. The couple's latest quarrel on Jan. 30 turned out deadly after the woman's son tried to protect her mother, hitting the man with an antenna.

    "He was still conscious. My son was scared and ran away to another room. I grabbed the kitchen knife when Osman clutched my throat again. I managed to push him to the floor face down and cut him in the back of the neck. I heard him grunting," said G?n?l S., who has a taekwondo blue belt.

    The woman, who was jailed pending trial, added that she was regreftul for the murder.http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/wom...&NewsCatID=341

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    Quote Originally Posted by shineonbrightly View Post
    The Daily Mail strikes again!
    Gah, I was never a cat person really until my moms cat had kittens 2 years ago and one claimed me as hers and is attached to me like velcro usually lol. Now I can't handle this kind of shit without it making my heart hurt haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    A 49-year-old woman in southern Turkey has confessed to the murder of a 67-year-old man whom she decapitated over his insistence to engage in "deviant acts" he has been seeing on German porn movies.

    The woman, identified as G?n?l S., met Osman T. in the Isparta province last September. The man promised her a civil marriage, if they would be still happy after two or three months living together.

    "I accepted and moved in with Osman following a religious marriage ceremony. After 20 days, he began resorting to violence. He has been trying to have sex every day and I was finding an excuse to avoid it. He has been watching German porn channels, wanting me to do the acts he saw there," G?n?l S. told the prosecutor in her testimony, Doğan News Agency reported Feb. 7.

    The woman, who has a 12-year-old son from a previous marriage, has been beaten and insulted by Osman T. whenever she resisted his "deviant offers," the testimony said. The couple's latest quarrel on Jan. 30 turned out deadly after the woman's son tried to protect her mother, hitting the man with an antenna.

    "He was still conscious. My son was scared and ran away to another room. I grabbed the kitchen knife when Osman clutched my throat again. I managed to push him to the floor face down and cut him in the back of the neck. I heard him grunting," said G?n?l S., who has a taekwondo blue belt.

    The woman, who was jailed pending trial, added that she was regreftul for the murder.http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/wom...&NewsCatID=341
    That's what happens when you get into German Shizer porn. You end up decapitated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    http://www.us101country.com/onair/ke...fore-13244757/

    Note to self: Don't call your new job a "fuck ass job" before you start. Especially when your new boss can see your twitter feed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    http://www.us101country.com/onair/ke...fore-13244757/

    Note to self: Don't call your new job a "fuck ass job" before you start. Especially when your new boss can see your twitter feed.
    So dumb. Two of my dads employees thought it would be a wise decision to shit talk my dad on Facebook. What the geniuses didn't realize was that they had their place of employment listed, so anyone who also had it listed could see anything you tag the place in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    http://www.us101country.com/onair/ke...fore-13244757/

    Note to self: Don't call your new job a "fuck ass job" before you start. Especially when your new boss can see your twitter feed.
    Why do people do that?

    A guy submitted a resume to my husband a few weeks ago. My husband looked up his facebook account. Yep, he was bashing the hell out of his previous employers.

    Even tho the previous employer is considered competition for my husband's company- he still would never hire anybody that spewed garage like this guy did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    http://www.us101country.com/onair/ke...fore-13244757/

    Note to self: Don't call your new job a "fuck ass job" before you start. Especially when your new boss can see your twitter feed.
    It was a dumb move on her part, but it's kind of messed up for her to get fired. She didn't name any names, didn't say the place of employment or anything. No one would've known she was talking about that place if the boss hadn't replied.

    That's why you don't make things public. My Facebook is locked down to friends only.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    I was going to say people shouldn't keep their facebooks open for everyone to see...but then we wouldn't have anything to talk about here.

    Maybe I should make mine open so the world can see how boring I am once I die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    That's cute. When I was in middle school I took a bus. My aunt was moving to the house across the street from us but was at work that day. The other kids and I are at the bus stop when a black lab came up to us being all friendly but kept coming up to me. So some of the boys read the tag on the collar and said some weird ass name but then they read the phone number and it was my aunts dog. So I was about to walk the dog to my house when the bus came and the dog ran onto the bus with us lol. I had to get on the bus because my school was 20 minutes away so I'd get yelled at for not going to school with the excuse I had to bring the dog to the house. I think the dog found our house and hung out there till my aunt got home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashley951 View Post
    That's cute. When I was in middle school I took a bus. My aunt was moving to the house across the street from us but was at work that day. The other kids and I are at the bus stop when a black lab came up to us being all friendly but kept coming up to me. So some of the boys read the tag on the collar and said some weird ass name but then they read the phone number and it was my aunts dog. So I was about to walk the dog to my house when the bus came and the dog ran onto the bus with us lol. I had to get on the bus because my school was 20 minutes away so I'd get yelled at for not going to school with the excuse I had to bring the dog to the house. I think the dog found our house and hung out there till my aunt got home.
    There is video of it now.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...ital/23345157/


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    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    I usually ignore the facebook trending crap, but this one caught my eye.

    Homeless man breaks into funeral home to boink a corpse. http://5newsonline.com/2015/02/13/po...x-with-corpse/



    I was expecting some old guy for some reason.

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    This is weird...not sure if I buy the story.

    http://www.inquisitr.com/1794315/ver...heres-a-twist/


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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