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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    He didnt even have a mask left over from covid?
    I'm sad to say that it might've been his covid mask. We actually saw some man in the Walmart during the must mask time. He was wearing a thong on his face like a mask. He was so damn proud of himself strutting around making sue everyone saw him. His family was not as loud and proud. I felt bad for his preteen & teenaged kids.
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    https://www.wfla.com/news/national/m...n4ZtodOdt715Ck

    Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery

    A man in Green Bay with a one-of-a-kind first name was taken into custody after an alleged disturbance on the city’s east side.

    According to a criminal complaint obtained by Local 5, 42-year-old Deez-Nuts Kroll was arrested following an incident involving a gun. On March 5 around 10 p.m., officers were sent to the 900 block of East

    When officers got to the scene, two people were brought to a squad car and placed in the back. Additionally, officers took Kroll into custody and he was reportedly standing outside with no shirt on.

    The complaint says that Kroll appeared to be highly intoxicated, but he did follow officers’ commands. It is always mentioned that authorities identified Kroll by his Wisconsin ID card which said ‘Deez-Nuts Lee Kroll’.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    https://www.wfla.com/news/national/m...n4ZtodOdt715Ck

    Man named ?Deez-Nuts? arrested, charged with battery
    Cue the spooky music.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    https://www.wfla.com/news/national/m...n4ZtodOdt715Ck

    Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery
    Here's his FB: https://www.facebook.com/DeezNuts3d

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    https://www.wfla.com/news/national/m...n4ZtodOdt715Ck

    Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery
    Either his mom was on drugs, or hated him before birth.

    I used to work with a woman named Taffy, and she said her mom had a sense of humor. She was fucking crazy so it fit her. I would be changing that shit.

    "The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man" -Charles Darwin

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    Chelsea, if you are a ghost and reading mds, I command you to walk into the light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    https://www.wfla.com/news/national/m...n4ZtodOdt715Ck

    Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery



    Deez Nutz are always getting into trouble?
    Fun fact: that's also my older son's fantasy football teams name. He named it that because he likes making our commissioner (the mellowest, meekest guy ever) have to yell "Deez Nuts in on the table"
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    https://www.wfla.com/news/national/m...n4ZtodOdt715Ck

    Man named ‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery
    Hahaha it's so funny you posted that, my coworker brought me this yesterday:



    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Either his mom was on drugs, or hated him before birth.

    I used to work with a woman named Taffy, and she said her mom had a sense of humor. She was fucking crazy so it fit her. I would be changing that shit.

    He legally changed his own name...first to Dez-Nuts then officially to Deez-Nuts. Although his mom probably still hated him.

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    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Hahaha it's so funny you posted that, my coworker brought me this yesterday:

    Is it any good?
    Gooble goble gooble goble one of us one of us. t(-_-)t

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    Yeah, inquiring minds want to know how you liked deez nuts.
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    I want that fucking meat.

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    Haha I have not tried Deez Nutz. Peanut butter grosses me out so I will just keep it for the humor.


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    It's funny, but it's not. The last thing we need is giant mutant sheep...

    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    It's funny, but it's not. The last thing we need is giant mutant sheep...
    I was reading about that. The bad thing is he shipped the male's semen out all over the US, so there may be some mutant sheep running around that they don't know about yet.

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    What the what???


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    all I have to say is "ewe"
    Marshmallow here is the one I liken to Ed Gein... Originally Posted by Heartbroken1


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    Quote Originally Posted by PunkerDuckie View Post
    Yeah, inquiring minds want to know how you liked deez nuts.
    Other inquiring minds want to know where the f you been, Punker? Haven't seen you here in a lonnnggggggg fuckkkinnnggg tiiimmmmmeeee....

    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    all I have to say is "ewe"
    That's pronounced "YOU". You sure that's what you wanna say?
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    I get that it's a Turkish name, but geezus.... who would name their kid Tuna? Especially with a last name like that!
    You are talking to a woman who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.
    ...Collector of Chairs. Reader of Books. Hater of Nutmeg...

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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    WT.....???? I realize it's a Turkish name, but who would name their kid Tuna?! ESPECIALLY with a last name like that!


    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    I was reading about that. The bad thing is he shipped the male's semen out all over the US, so there may be some mutant sheep running around that they don't know about yet.
    An 80yo mad scientist. I wonder if he'll get prison time? I read an interesting article about a cloned Longhorn (apparently there are over a 1,000 of them out there). The guy had it cloned at Texas A&M because the cow was like a pet, it followed him all over the place like a puppy. The clone tried to kill him at least twice. Kind of like the good Longhorn's Evil Twin. Crazy shit.

    Found the article:

    http://https://www.dailymail.co.uk/n...ed-Chance.html
    You are talking to a woman who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.
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    Alternative livestock, like Cowzilla and the cowagator. Dude is batshit.
    Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevansvault View Post
    Other inquiring minds want to know where the f you been, Punker? Haven't seen you here in a lonnnggggggg fuckkkinnnggg tiiimmmmmeeee....

    Glad to see ya missed me!

    Busy with life and shit. But I'm back now and ya'll are stuck with me. How you been my friend?
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-e...ng-her-artery/

    A woman went to the ER thinking she had a bone stuck in her throat. It was a nail piercing her artery.

    A Peruvian woman was eating pork rinds when she suddenly felt an object stuck in her throat. After vomiting blood, she went to the emergency room thinking she had swallowed a bone ? but it was something far more dangerous.

    Celia Tello, 68, had to undergo surgery to remove the object, which doctors told Reuters turned out to be a nail that was piercing one of her carotid arteries, blood vessels that the Cleveland Clinic says are "a vital part of your circulatory system." There is a carotid artery on each side of your neck, each splitting into two branches to help supply blood to your head and neck.
    Surgeon Diego Cuipal told Reuters that doctors had to conduct a "careful dissection" to remove the nail and that there was a risk of "detaching a clot that could reach the brain." X-ray images showed the long nail lodged in her throat.
    PICTURE AT LINK ABOVE

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-e...ng-her-artery/

    A woman went to the ER thinking she had a bone stuck in her throat. It was a nail piercing her artery.



    PICTURE AT LINK ABOVE
    And not just ANY artery. It was her carotid artery. See? This is why I won't eat pork rinds. That and the fact they taste like burnt hair smells.
    You are talking to a woman who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.
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    How TF did this person not die immediately. Jesus.
    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I want that fucking meat.

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