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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    thats enough reason for some people. what an asshole. if someone wants to an hero, fine. go right the fuck ahead. just leave other people out of it.
    His chick was 22?! 22!?!?
    Fucking children these two. It's on the news heaps here cause dude was from Long Island.

    And now the kid has no parents. Yay.
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    ETA there is a article.
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    NFL is having a weird week.....

    Browns employee kills self

    Updated Dec 2, 2012 2:14 PM ET
    BEREA, Ohio (AP)

    The Cleveland Browns say a member of the team's grounds crew killed himself at their practice facility. The story was first reported by NFL on FOX insider Jay Glazer.

    Authorities say the body was found Saturday morning at the Browns facility in Berea.

    The team says in a statement that it's a terrible tragedy and that their heartfelt condolences go out to the man's family. The team did not identify the staff members in its statement.

    The Browns play in Oakland against the Raiders on Sunday.

    A spokesman for the Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner says they were called to the practice facility to investigate a suicide Saturday morning, but would not release any further details.

    The body was found on the same day when Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager after earlier killing his girlfriend. Not known if the two are related.

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    Wonder what she looks like....

    Alleged illegal dentist accused of kissing woman's buttocks

    By Karen Franklin, NBCMiami.com

    A Florida man accused of performing illegal dental work was arrested again after police said he had administered a shot for a woman's toothache and then kissed her buttocks.

    John Collazos, 47, of Hollywood, was arrested Monday and faces one count of practicing dental hygiene without an active license, according to a complaint affidavit.

    Hollywood Police said Collazos posed as a dentist and treated the woman, who paid him as much as $65 for his services in a Hollywood apartment.

    Collazos put a paste in the woman's mouth to help alleviate pain from a toothache. After she continued to complain of pain, he told her she would need to pull her pants down to administer a shot, the affidavit said.

    Then, in a room fully equipped with dental equipment, the man touched her private area and kissed her buttocks, according to police.

    The woman told police officers that Collazos did not answer her when she asked him why he touched her.

    Read more from NBCMiami.com

    Collazos was previously arrested in September after Davie Police said he performed illegal dental work out of a warehouse.

    "He was, for lack of a better term, preying on people whose immigration status may have been questionable and had no other place to go and he used that to his advantage to get these people into his business," Davie Police spokesman Dale Engle said.

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    Pizza Hut Perfume Gets Small Slice Of Canadian Market

    TORONTO (CBSMiami) ? Oh those wacky Canadians.

    A new product that was available in very limited supply in Canada gave some people the opportunity to smell like Pizza Hut.

    The products started as a joke on the company?s Facebook page last August when the idea was floated of a Pizza Hut perfume by an advertising firm working for the pizza company, according to the Huffington Post.

    Around six weeks later, Pizza Hut Canada hit 100,000 fans on its Facebook page and community managers said the first 100 people to message them would get a bottle of Pizza Hut perfume, according to marketingmag.ca.

    Pizza Hut Canada hasn?t said if they plan on bottling more of the perfume which is said to smell like dough with little seasoning added, according to marketingmag.ca.


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    Wut? That's nasty. People actually want to smell like grease?!


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Wut? That's nasty. People actually want to smell like grease?!
    Grease? If your kitchen smells like grease, you're cooking wrong.

    Pizza smells delicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Grease? If your kitchen smells like grease, you're cooking wrong.

    Pizza smells delicious.

    Pizza Hut smells like grease.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Pizza Hut smells like grease.
    Haha sorry, not feeling you, dog. It smells good!

    Aaaaand now I want Pizza Hut. Fuck.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    http://www.ctnow.com/news/hc-ap-beth...ory?hpt=ju_bn4

    A 46-year-old man and his 23-year-old daughter face sexual assault and other charges after police say they engaged in a sexual relationship that produced a son.

    DNA tests performed after police obtained a search warrant showed that George L. Sayers Jr., fathered both Tiffany L. Hartford and their infant son, according to warrants for their arrest on third-degree sexual assault, obscenity and conspiracy to commit obscenity charges.

    Police began investigating the allegation of incest when Hartford's former girlfriend complained to police that someone was trying to sell photos and videos of her and Hartford having sex, according to the arrest warrants.

    Sayers took the photos and shot the video with the consent of both women, the former girlfriend told police. The former girlfriend described Sayers as Hartford's "husband/father," according to the warrants.

    When Bethel police went to the Sayers/Hartford home at 53 Nashville Road to serve a search warrant for evidence of the video, they learned that 10 people lived in the house.

    One relative, when asked about the relationship between Sayers and Hartford, told detectives: "Tiffany is his girlfriend, but we also think that she is his daughter," the warrants say.

    A short time later, police confronted Hartford and Sayers with the same question, and Hartford said Sayers was her boyfriend, the warrants say. When an officer asked if he was her father, she responded that she did not know.

    When police asked Sayers his relationship to Hartford, he said she was a "friend," but added that he had been told she might also be his daughter, though he didn't believe it, according to the warrants. When asked if a paternity test might show he was the father of both Hartford and their child, Sayers said there was a possibility, the warrants say.

    A short time later, as Sayers was questioned further, according to the warrants, he told officers that any number of men, including him, could have been her father. He also told police that Hartford's mother allowed her to be sexually abused and that's why Hartford moved to his home in Bethel, the warrants say.

    Police then asked Sayers why Hartford would move in with him if they were not related, and he responded that Hartford's mother knew his mother, the warrants say. Pressed further on Hartford's paternity, Sayers said no one "legally" proved to him Hartford was his daughter, and he also suggested that the father was his deceased brother.

    In either case, police said, the situation would violate the third-degree sexual assault statute that bans related people from having sexual intercourse.

    Questioned later about the video, Hartford acknowledged that before she became pregnant she aspired to be a porn star, according to the warrants. During their search, police recovered a CD labeled "Tiffany Love" that featured two minutes of pornographic images of Hartford shot within the Sayers house, the warrants say.

    The end credits say: "Producer: George L. Sayers Jr." and "A Lollipop Incorporated Production," according to the warrants.

    The obscenity charges relate to the allegation that Sayers and Hartford made the video of Hartford and her former girlfriend having sex available for sale.

    Sayers and Hartford are both in custody. He was held on $100,000 bail and Hartford on $25,000. Both are due back in court Dec. 21. The state Department of Children and Families is overseeing care of their child.


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    eeeeeeewwwwwww.

    they even look alike. double eeeeewwwwwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    eeeeeeewwwwwww.

    they even look alike. double eeeeewwwwwww
    Precisely my thoughts.


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    Can you blame him? Look at how sexy his daughter is.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    There is a name for people who are attracted to their parents. And I don't buy that they didn't know she was his daughter. Seriously, they look like fucking twins. He had an inkling, she is the splitting image.. come on brah.


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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    There is a name for people who are attracted to their parents. And I don't buy that they didn't know she was his daughter. Seriously, they look like fucking twins. He had an inkling, she is the splitting image.. come on brah.
    Nasty
    weird
    gross
    sick
    wtf
    foul
    filthy
    vile
    loathsome
    abominable
    bad
    disgusting


    ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.

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    i read about this i was like wtf. if she was his brother's daughter they'd still be related. gross

    Sayers said no one "legally" proved to him Hartford was his daughter, and he also suggested that the father was his deceased brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Can you blame him? Look at how sexy his daughter is.
    And you had the audacity to put this on my FaceBook?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Haha sorry, not feeling you, dog. It smells good!

    Aaaaand now I want Pizza Hut. Fuck.
    i don't get it, you live in the land of OMG ahhhh-mazing pizza, where even a slice that's been sitting in a case at some joint on times square tastes better than what you used to be able to get out here and you still eat fucking pizza hut.

    that would be like me going to taco bell for mexican food. no thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post

    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whackjob View Post
    i don't get it, you live in the land of OMG ahhhh-mazing pizza, where even a slice that's been sitting in a case at some joint on times square tastes better than what you used to be able to get out here and you still eat fucking pizza hut.

    that would be like me going to taco bell for mexican food. no thanks.
    I just don't have picky taste. I like Dominoes, I like Papa Johns, I like Pizza Hut, I like Taco Bell, I like White Castle. If I'm in the mood for it, I'll have it. And I fucking LOVE to have these things sometimes. I don't get when people are like "it's the most disgusting thing ever!!" Disgusting? Seriously?

    Um, dough, cheese, sauce. Looks good to me. And Pizza Hut is delicious.

    I mean, I like Mexican food, and I like Taco Bell. They're two totally different things though. I can be in the mood for either.

    Boston pizza? That's a different story though.
    Wow, that shit is bad.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    But nobody, and I mean nobody, likes Little Ceasars.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    I don't like it, but I will eat it when I'm down to 5 bucks. I bury it in Ranch dressing.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Is this for real?

    Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in
    1846.

    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in
    1946.


    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



    Both were particularly concerned with civil
    rights.

    Both wives lost a child while living in the White
    House.



    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

    Both Presidents were shot in the head.



    Now it gets really weird.



    Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



    Both were assassinated by Southerners.

    Both were succeeded by Southerners named
    Johnson.



    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
    born in 1808.

    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
    born in 1908.


    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
    was born in 1839.

    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
    was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.

    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



    Now hang on to your seat.



    Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

    Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made
    by "Ford."

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
    their trials.

    And here's the "kicker":

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
    Monroe, Maryland.

    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

    AND...................:

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin
    ran to a warehouse...

    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the
    assassin ran to a theater...


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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    I don't like it, but I will eat it when I'm down to 5 bucks. I bury it in Ranch dressing.


    I just take all the cheese and pepperoni and move them to one side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Is this for real?
    Aaaand I totally read that as
    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
    Monroe, Maryland.

    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was IN
    Marilyn Monroe.


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    Getting arrested for coke in Vegas is like being found eating a chocolate bar in the willy wonka factory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strmmrgrrl View Post
    Aaaand I totally read that as
    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
    Monroe, Maryland.

    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was IN
    Marilyn Monroe.
    I had to read that over again too.


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