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    well my car now has one thats built into the dashboard panel with the sirius radio and stuff.
    Me and my boyfriend used to have the one with the sticky rubber backing that you stick on the windshield. I never see those anymore

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    well my car now has one thats built into the dashboard panel with the sirius radio and stuff.
    Me and my boyfriend used to have the one with the sticky rubber backing that you stick on the windshield. I never see those anymore


    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    fancy ketchup

    I AM FANCY KETCHUP

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    Detroit judge's bare-chest photo draws ire

    Michael Winter, USA TODAY
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    April 24, 2012 ET

    A Detroit judge is be*ing accused of sexting over a bare-chest self-portrait sent to the phone of a female court bailiff, WJBK-TV reports.

    The husband of the unidenti*fied bailiff is not happy about the photo of Detroit Circuit Judge Wade McCree and is fil*ing complaints with the Wayne County pros*ecutor and the Michigan Ju*dicial Tenure Commis*sion, the Fox affil*iate says.

    The photo, tak*en in a mirror, shows McCree holding a cam*era, naked from the waist up and smiling.

    When a Fox reporter showed McCree the photo in his office, the judge replied on cam*era, "Hot dog. Yep, that's me. No shame to my game. I ain't talking to nobody else's wife."

    The husband, whose face is not seen on cam*era and whose voice is al*tered, questioned McCree's fitness to be a judge.

    "It's high*ly inappropriate," he said. "What kind of man would send this to a married woman?"

    McCree admitted that he has sent the photo to oth*er women. When the reporter asked if that was OK with his wife, McCree stammered, then said, "There's noth*ing nude about it. I'm in no more clothes than when I'll be at the Y this af*ter*noon to swim my mile."

    The judge said he was "amazed" the husband got the photo, then quizzed the reporter about the details of how he came to see it. He tells the reporter that because husband is saying his wife got the photo from judge's phone, it's "hearsay."

    McCree's fa*ther, Wade H. McCree Jr., was so*licitor general of the United States under Pres*ident Jimmy Carter and the first African-American judge on the U.S. Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals.

    The case echoes the scan*dal that ended the con*gres*sion*al ca*reer of for*mer New York Demo*crat*ic Rep. Antho*ny Weiner, who resigned last June af*ter sending a sexually suggestive photo to a woman on Twitter.

    McCree gained some noto*ri*ety in 2009 by sen*tenc*ing sev*eral dozen men to watch the Maury Povich TV show as part of probation for overdue child support.
    Sentenced to the doghouse?

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    oh man you have to post the pic. I saw it this morning and thought it was cheesy/hillarious

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    McCreepy


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    McCreepy..

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    Haha

    Rip lady boner

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    Woman Torso Shipped To BJ Wholesale Headquarters

    By: John Lester
    04/25/2012 04:27 PM ET
    Due to a shipping error, a dead woman?s torso was shipped Friday, to the headquarters of BJ?s Wholesale Club in Massachusetts, instead of a Florida research lab.

    ?Somehow the packing label got it to their address in Westborough,? Westborough police Sgt. Jonathan Kalagher told WBZ NewsRadio 1030.

    Employees at the office began to open the package when they noticed a description on it that read it was a female torso.

    ?They started opening the package and they saw the description of what they were opening, that it was a torso of a female,? Sgt. Kalagher said. ?They never saw the torso. They saw there was packaging and some type of gel. They immediately notified their supervisor.?

    The company out of New Jersey, responsible for shipping the torso misprinted the shipping label causing the error. It was reported that due to the box being marked as ?perishable? the package was handled properly, and the torso was not damaged, and eventually was re-shipped to the Florida lab.

    BJ?s Wholesale Club, Inc., commonly referred to simply as BJ?s, is a membership-only warehouse club chain operating on the United States East Coast, as well as in the state of Ohio. The company is ranked #232 on Fortune magazine?s 2010 listing of America?s 500 largest public corporations.

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    Wonder how they shipped them. Cadaver parts are not allowed by FedEx, UPS and the USPS. And only USPS will ship cremated remains by registered mail only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Wonder how they shipped them. Cadaver parts are not allowed by FedEx, UPS and the USPS. And only USPS will ship cremated remains by registered mail only.
    I love that you know this.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I love that you know this.
    Well, he better..


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    Idaho man accused of using gun to force 'moonwalk'

    SANDPOINT, Idaho (AP) -- An Idaho man has been charged with assault after authorities say he ordered another man to perform the "moonwalk" at gunpoint.

    The Bonner County Daily Bee (http://bit.ly/IGAoPn ) reports 30-year-old John Ernest Cross was charged with the felony Tuesday in 1st District Court and appointed a public defender.

    Police say they were called Monday to Cross' home in Clark Fork after getting a report that he pointed a rifle at another man and demanded that the man perform the dance move popularized by Michael Jackson in the 1980s.

    Investigators accuse Cross of using a semiautomatic rifle during the episode, but Cross claimed during his initial court appearance this week that the firearm was simply a pellet gun.
    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...RTAINMENT.html

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    Search: City police to review all porn movies under new condom rule
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    The job description of police officers in Simi Valley, Calif. just grew to include occasional pornography viewing after the city council passed a law requiring mandatory condom use in all pornographic films produced in the city (what incidents led to the requirement?). The ordinance, which is largely opposed by the porn industry (more on this), requires that all adult films be reviewed by the local police department to ensure condom use (where might the California porn industry move in response?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post


    Search: City police to review all porn movies under new condom rule
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    The job description of police officers in Simi Valley, Calif. just grew to include occasional pornography viewing after the city council passed a law requiring mandatory condom use in all pornographic films produced in the city (what incidents led to the requirement?). The ordinance, which is largely opposed by the porn industry (more on this), requires that all adult films be reviewed by the local police department to ensure condom use (where might the California porn industry move in response?).
    Me thinks this is an excuse to have a circle jerk. Why not let the pedo prisoners watch them?

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    all films to be reviewed? i sense a money making opportunity here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J View Post
    all films to be reviewed? i sense a money making opportunity here.
    If you find the application, link me that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post


    Search: City police to review all porn movies under new condom rule
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    The job description of police officers in Simi Valley, Calif. just grew to include occasional pornography viewing after the city council passed a law requiring mandatory condom use in all pornographic films produced in the city (what incidents led to the requirement?). The ordinance, which is largely opposed by the porn industry (more on this), requires that all adult films be reviewed by the local police department to ensure condom use (where might the California porn industry move in response?).
    All cities have ordinances in some fashion re: the making of porn videos. There are a shitload. Simi Valley is a bit more on the strict side because I think they want to try and separate themselves from what the SFV has got going on. They should have thought about that before they started throwing up large track homes for a cheap price. That's a porn directors dream.


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    I should also point out that the use for condoms in porn will affect the industry in terms of where they can be filmed. There will still be bareback sex in porn, it just won't be filmed in Simi Valley or other parts of Los Angeles.

    Too bad for the people who use their homes as locations for money. Now that is a sweet paycheck.


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    Man sues BMW after motorcycle ride leaves him with an Erection that won't go away.

    SAN FRANCISCO (CN) - A man claims in court that a four-hour ride on a BMW motorcycle with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism," which left him "unable to engage in sexual activity."
    The man sued BMW of North America and Corbin-Pacific, which made the seat, in a bare bones complaint.
    Aside from four pages of checked boxes, the complaint states, in its entirety, that on May 1, 2010, "Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff's destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.
    "Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff's motorcycle."
    He seeks damages for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
    He is represented by Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.
    http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/04/27/46030.htm

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    ^^^^ What an asshole. Sounds like he has some type of spinal injury and the priapism is secondary to riding the bike. Or, he's got a mental problem and the bike is an extension of his manhood, nomesayin......

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    lol i worked for a chiro and we had one patient that had priapism due to a spinal cord injury in a car accident. that guy was miserable. i typed up the paper work for the lawsuit, and giggled and cried for this man.
    its def not BMW's fault

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    Msn - Now WHAT?S TRENDING
    Friday, May 4, 9:26 pm

    Lightning strikes incredibly unlucky man in the scrotum
    5 hrs ago

    A guy in Spain is probably hoping pretty fervently right about now that the old adage about lightning not striking twice in the same place is true. The 53-year-old man to whom we refer was walking down a suburban Madrid street when lightning struck his scrotum through his pants, traveled down his leg and exited his body through one of his feet. He fell unconscious, but survived the zap and was zipped off to a local hospital, where testing determined that, shockingly, his heart and brain were unaffected. His testicles, however, were badly burned. Hold your roasted nuts jokes, please.

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    A 200-pound black bear found hibernating this winter beneath a Missoula family’s cabin at Georgetown Lake is awake and moved on from its cozy (not to mention stylish) den.

    The bear – named Blue – had maneuvered its way into a tight crawlspace and settled in out of the cold. What’s more, Blue managed his way inside through a hatch in the floor and swiped all the designer pillows, comforters and homemade blankets it could find.

    Cabin owner Judy Wing of Missoula reluctantly decided to let Blue stay until spring. Now that her uninvited guest is checked out, she plans to bear-proof the home to keep away any of its friends.

    “I’m aware that it’s a problem, and it’s going to become a bigger problem,” Wing told the Montana Standard. “There’s been bear sightings already in quite a few places.”

    As for all that bedding, Wing figures she will have to destroy it.

    “That fragrance wouldn’t be my favorite,” she said.

    Terry Althaus, game warden with the Montana Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks, confirmed the animal is gone. It had stuck around until right after Easter, in early April.

    Wing plans to meet with FWP at the cabin this weekend to go over ways she can secure everything nice and tight. The crawlspace will be covered, and they will make sure to cover anything that could attract bears.

    FWP recommends extra care with trash, pet food and bird feeders that are often left outside.

    Still, department bear manager Jamie Jonkel previously told the Standard it is not uncommon for bears to make a home under rural, seasonal cabins.

    Wing’s family first spotted the bear after New Year’s Day, finding their cabin ransacked. They assumed someone had burgled the place, but found it odd that only the bedding was missing.

    Next morning, they found pillows stuffed down into the crawlspace, and were startled to see where Blue had made its bed.

    Wing simply wants to make sure she doesn’t have to deal with the problem again next winter.

    “What if people had gone in when the bear was still in the cabin?” Wing said. “I’m going to make extra careful that nobody gets hurt.”

    Read more: http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/bea...#ixzz1uKaLp2Bk
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