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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    [quote author=perry link=topic=5072.msg618286#msg618286 date=1195519778]
    Fingers and toes my friend! 

    I am going to a fancy schmancy restaurant for thanksgiving and it just feels wrong.  :|
    [/quote]

    That would feel strange.  Surely they will have turkey and dressing and al the fixin's.
    Who's idea was it to go out and eat?

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    i love putting the shrimp salad on crackers, yummmm
    and i love deviled eggs.
    geez, it is hard to pick just one...those are what i look forward to though!
    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    [quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg618283#msg618283 date=1195519584]
    HAI Y'ALL. 

    I've got one beer left in the fridge and I think that Ima drinking it.

    Post the im Liz!
    [/quote] DRINK IT!!!!!
    Okay, I am posting it. But it will take a min to change his name and stuff, to protect his crazy ass. Boo. Please Hold.

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    [quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=5072.msg618288#msg618288 date=1195519937]
    That would feel strange.  Surely they will have turkey and dressing and al the fixin's.
    Who's idea was it to go out and eat?
    [/quote]

    It was a group decision. I was just not part of the group.  :x

    Well, hopefully it will be over quickly and then I get to go home for 3 blissful days! 

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    [quote author=JustGretch link=topic=5072.msg618287#msg618287 date=1195519924]
    Anything with potatoes. :) I've been watching Food Network all week getting new ideas.

    Did I miss something? What's she getting a PICC for? I'm sure everything will go just fine. My ex-stepdad had one and he was fine and dandy. My sister's an RN and has done a zillion of them without having any problems.

    I haven't grocery shopped yet, oops.
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    She is on kidney dialysis three times a week.  Well last week they have problems with her veins clotting.  So they sent her to the surgeon.  She has lupus. She just turned 19.

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    [quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=5072.msg618295#msg618295 date=1195520080]
    She is on kidney dialysis three times a week.  Well last week they have problems with her veins clotting.  So they sent her to the surgeon.  She has lupus. She just turned 19.
    [/quote]Wow.  That is so young. 

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    OTDS, I wish the best of luck to your DIL.

    Hi everybody!  Brie, sure you can come to Thanksgiving -- the more, the merrier!  There will be lucky 13 of us.  I am doing the bulk of the cooking... all of it, in fact, except for dessert.

    To be honest, Thanksgiving foods are not my favorite.  Too starchy and bland.  I am making roasted root vegetables, which are delicious:  yams, beets, leeks, red spuds, rutabagas.  They become sweet when they're cooked.  Turkey is easy, as is stuffing.  I think I'll buy the mashed potatoes from the supermarket.  Cranberry sauce (jellied for me; whole berry for the purists), green salad, gravy... I think that's it.  I have to come up with some whores' ovaries, then I'm done.

    Thank you for allowing me to think out loud.

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    [quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=5072.msg618301#msg618301 date=1195520242]
    OTDS, I wish the best of luck to your DIL.

    Hi everybody!  Brie, sure you can come to Thanksgiving -- the more, the merrier!  There will be lucky 13 of us.  I am doing the bulk of the cooking... all of it, in fact, except for dessert.

    To be honest, Thanksgiving foods are not my favorite.  Too starchy and bland.  I am making roasted root vegetables, which are delicious:  yams, beets, leeks, red spuds, rutabagas.  They become sweet when they're cooked.  Turkey is easy, as is stuffing.  I think I'll buy the mashed potatoes from the supermarket.  Cranberry sauce (jellied for me; whole berry for the purists), green salad, gravy... I think that's it.  I have to come up with some whores' ovaries, then I'm done.
    Thank you for allowing me to think out loud.
    [/quote]

    Wait. What?  :lol:

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    i guess we have it good...each guest is assigned a dish and we all bring it together and eat from that!
    makes it so much easier...
    my mom and my aunt are the main people and they do the hard stuff...
    my mom pretty much does all of our christmas meal! which is almost the same as thanksgiving...she goes ALL out!
    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    Whore's ovaries?

    What kind of whore?  Post whore, karma whore, whore whore?

    My favorite Thanksgiving dish is the cornbread dressing with giblet gravy.  Then squash casserole.

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    [quote author=perry link=topic=5072.msg618303#msg618303 date=1195520356]
    Wait. What?  :lol:
    [/quote]

    You know, whores' ovaries, those things you serve before a meal!  Duh!  I think the French spelling is hors d'oeuvres.

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    [quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=5072.msg618295#msg618295 date=1195520080]
    She is on kidney dialysis three times a week.  Well last week they have problems with her veins clotting.  So they sent her to the surgeon.  She has lupus. She just turned 19.
    [/quote]

    Ack, so young to be dealing with all of that! I'll cross my fingers that everything goes well and that the two of them arrive at your place safe & sound.
    With all this talk of thinking outside the box, I am beginning to wonder what's left inside the box. -Me

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    [quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=5072.msg618308#msg618308 date=1195520530]
    You know, whores' ovaries, those things you serve before a meal!  Duh!  I think the French spelling is hors d'oeuvres.
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    Damn foreigners! 

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    [quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=5072.msg618307#msg618307 date=1195520509]
    Whore's ovaries?

    What kind of whore?  Post whore, karma whore, whore whore?

    My favorite Thanksgiving dish is the cornbread dressing with giblet gravy.  Then squash casserole.
    [/quote]

    oh gross gross gross!
    i cant stand squash...it makes me gag!
    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    [quote author=perry link=topic=5072.msg618310#msg618310 date=1195520576]
    Damn foreigners! 
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    [quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=5072.msg618301#msg618301 date=1195520242]
    OTDS, I wish the best of luck to your DIL.

    Hi everybody!  Brie, sure you can come to Thanksgiving -- the more, the merrier!  There will be lucky 13 of us.  I am doing the bulk of the cooking... all of it, in fact, except for dessert.

    To be honest, Thanksgiving foods are not my favorite.  Too starchy and bland.  I am making roasted root vegetables, which are delicious:  yams, beets, leeks, red spuds, rutabagas.  They become sweet when they're cooked.  Turkey is easy, as is stuffing.  I think I'll buy the mashed potatoes from the supermarket.  Cranberry sauce (jellied for me; whole berry for the purists), green salad, gravy... I think that's it.  I have to come up with some whores' ovaries, then I'm done.

    Thank you for allowing me to think out loud.
    [/quote]you are missing sweet potatoes, rice, and collard greens

    Once Thanksgiving (or Christmas, can't remember) my mom put out a jar of homemade pepper vinegar that a neighbor gave her for us to put on our collards.  She didn't realize that the peppers were habaneros.  The vinegar was so hot that no one could eat their collards.  My mom was so mad that she threw the entire jar away.  :lol:

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    Background: I met this guy via the net. Not in real person. He wanted to bad.. but he just reminded me sooo much of my ex, I had to say nay. I decided he was no longer worth my time, when he became insistent on meeting, like this week. I told him that it was better if we don't talk anymore. (Second time trying to say goodbye nicely)

    Crazy (11/19/2007 2:56:49 PM): liz sorry i let you down, but just so you know i wont be letting anyone down anymore
    Crazy (11/19/2007 2:57:03 PM): i said you could call anytime but i wont be home to answer the phone. least not anymore
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:57:16 PM): ...what does that mean ?
    Crazy(11/19/2007 2:57:44 PM): i really hope tyou find what your looking for and and wish you the best of luck.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:58:04 PM):
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:58:27 PM): Please don't talk like that. You're worrying me
    crazy (11/19/2007 2:58:37 PM): dont be worried be happy.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:58:57 PM): No.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:59:03 PM): Why are you talking like that?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:59:11 PM): What do you have in mind?
    crazy (11/19/2007 2:59:17 PM): nothing is in my mind
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 2:59:22 PM): Stop.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:00:19 PM): Seriously. I don't know what is going on. I guess, but I can't be sure. Why would you even consider it though?
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:00:49 PM): consider what
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:01:30 PM): I'm fishing for info. What are you planning?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:02:21 PM): ?!
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:04:16 PM): Jesus. What the hell do you want to me say to that?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:04:46 PM):  You better be fucking okay. Stop trying to worry me.
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:05:47 PM): dont worry liz. i'll be fine just like you will be ok. just get that pilot lit on your heater. its nothing you did its just another monday
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:06:07 PM):
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:06:14 PM): I am really sorry.
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:06:18 PM): dont be sorry
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:06:21 PM): you know what is best

    crazy (11/19/2007 3:07:46 PM): its ok
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:07:54 PM): Clearly its not.
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:08:14 PM): no liz. it will be ok thats what you dont understand. is it'll all be ok now
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:08:24 PM): now?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:08:30 PM): why now?
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:08:43 PM): no more worries. no more letting people down its great i figured out what i'm doing so wrong in life
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:08:54 PM): what is that?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:09:12 PM): for the record you never let me down.

    crazy (11/19/2007 3:09:54 PM): well now you can tell your friend you dont have a creepy stalker at your door
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:10:07 PM): Oh god, stop.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:10:15 PM): Its not like that.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:10:55 PM): She has nothing to do with anything I say or do. She's my friend, not my keeper.

    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:13:37 PM): I wasn't trying to hurt you, but I guess I ended up doing that anyways.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:13:53 PM): Are you still here? Are you reading this? ?
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:14:02 PM): yeah sorta
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:14:16 PM): let me guess i was your breath of fres air right
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:14:27 PM): what do you mean?

    crazy (11/19/2007 3:14:37 PM): i made you feel really special
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:15:20 PM): god you think i am so nieve. one person saying it ok fine two people maybe but after that the problem is me
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:16:07 PM): every fucking line you have thrown at me is nothing new. i have heard all that fucking shit beofre and i'm fucking tired of it. only person that will miss me is bill collectors and its always about them
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:16:36 PM): the only time someone actually wonders wow i wondr how he feels is after i tell him to go fuck himself and deal with it
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:16:51 PM): hows that for info. is that enough or do you want me to go on
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:18:08 PM): Please. I am so fucking scared for you right now. Trust me. I have been there. I have felt that.
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:18:17 PM): you been there huh
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:18:35 PM): I have been on and off of anti depressants my whole life.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:18:48 PM): Prozac, Zoloft, you name it,
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:18:56 PM): They nearly committed me when I was a teen.
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:19:02 PM): you want nothing to do with peiple becasue your too selfish to worry about them your worried more about you. hell i dont even want to wake up but i still show up for work
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:19:24 PM): I'm selfish?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:19:52 PM): Okay. Fine.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:20:05 PM): Why are you telling me this?
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:20:11 PM): i'm going to work i saw you deleted me as a friend first so what ever.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:20:13 PM): What do you want me to say?
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:20:17 PM): i'm gone.
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:20:43 PM): if you had any common sense you wouldnt be asking what you want me to say you'd actually do something
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:21:04 PM): i wont be signing on again anything you want to say to me now
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:21:04 PM): What the hell am I suppose to do?
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:21:17 PM): Seriously .
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:21:25 PM): We've known each other how long now?


    crazy(11/19/2007 3:23:01 PM): ok then it wont happen again with me good by elizabeth
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:23:06 PM):
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:23:12 PM): please dont do this.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:23:26 PM): you are really special

    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:24:14 PM): please, just.. dont do anything stupid.
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:24:27 PM): its not stupid its the smartest thing i have ever done
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:24:34 PM): no
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:24:38 PM): jesus christ no
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:24:51 PM): you can not be serious
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:25:33 PM): , please..
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:25:58 PM): ha ha wow bet you feel stupid you really think i'm going tto ki.l my self over you yeah right
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:26:14 PM): i really had you going there didnt i lol
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:26:20 PM): no i dont think its over me
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:26:42 PM): i'm just fine dont worry about it lol

    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:27:07 PM): you are fucking crazy
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:27:26 PM): lol yeah you feel stupid dont you
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:27:35 PM): no i feel appalled
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:28:12 PM): well hey i played the game better then you then i played the guilt card after yeah you should feel sick
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:28:41 PM): well as long as your not going to kill yourself.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:28:52 PM): please go the fuck away. you creepy creepy bastard
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:29:01 PM): LOL well you ouldnt know anyway
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:29:10 PM): truth
    crazy(11/19/2007 3:29:18 PM): huh
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:29:36 PM): and.. i probably wouldnt have cared.. you are seriously the creepiest person i have ever met
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:30:06 PM): i fucking ran because you are really fucking weird
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:30:17 PM): good lord, i am not fucking stupid
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:30:27 PM): you wanted to meet after like what two weeks?

    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:31:20 PM): you really are a fucking liar, and a serious creepy bastard
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:31:30 PM): i actually like you
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:31:38 PM): i seriously doubt that
    crazy (11/19/2007 3:31:43 PM): i knew that would rattle you up
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:32:00 PM): you think you know me soo well
    Crazy (11/19/2007 3:32:14 PM): i did a good job at it
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:32:41 PM): yeah well.. good for you.
    Liz Machine (11/19/2007 3:32:45 PM): have a cookie creepy


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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    :-o



    Have a drink Liz.  You deserve one.

    I am off to bed, see you all tomorrow!!

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    Re: the happy drunk thread

    [quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=5072.msg618323#msg618323 date=1195521308]
    :-o



    Have a drink Liz.  You deserve one.

    I am off to bed, see you all tomorrow!!
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    I swear, I have all the luck.
    Sweet dreams. :D

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    Have a cookie creepy. :lol:  What a weirdo.  Have a beer with me.  OTDS is right, you deserve one after that convo.


    good night OTDS.


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    LOL
    damn you femme, i was gonna say that was my favorite line!
    have a cookie creepy! hahahah
    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    [quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg618327#msg618327 date=1195521434]
    Have a cookie creepy. :lol:  What a weirdo.  Have a beer with me.  OTDS is right, you deserve one after that convo.


    good night OTDS.


    [/quote] Bahahah. I hope I never hear from him again. Gah!
    I don't have any boozes!!!! FAIL!

    [quote author=brie star link=topic=5072.msg618331#msg618331 date=1195521524]
    LOL
    damn you femme, i was gonna say that was my favorite line!
    have a cookie creepy! hahahah
    [/quote]
    I do kind of have a special charm about me.
    :2wave:

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    Man, this beer tastes good.  I want another one.

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    [quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg618340#msg618340 date=1195521976]
    Man, this beer tastes good.  I want another one.
    [/quote]

    Yes it does. 

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    [quote author=perry link=topic=5072.msg618342#msg618342 date=1195522185]
    Yes it does. 
    [/quote]you got one that I can have?  I should have bought some while I was at walmart.

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