the happy drunk thread

[saidgrace]

[quote author=Wick link=topic=5072.msg320592#msg320592 date=1177639414]
That's my morning coffee.
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diet coke or coke zero?

[saidgrace]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320852#msg320852 date=1177644655]
Did I ever mention I fucked a [s]midget[/s] little person...

I basically try and work that into EVERY single one of my conversations.
Could be a job interview, I don't give a fuck.

"What do I think most qualifies me for this position? I could tell you about a few positions I once held.........held a little person in!"

Here chief, look at my camera-phone.
Yea, that job is a lock. They'll be calling any day now. 8)
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why, why

[sogs]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320852#msg320852 date=1177644655]
Did I ever mention I fucked a [s]midget[/s] little person...

I basically try and work that into EVERY single one of my conversations.
Could be a job interview, I don't give a fuck.

"What do I think most qualifies me for this position? I could tell you about a few positions I once held.........held a little person in!"

Here chief, look at my camera-phone.
Yea, that job is a lock. They'll be calling any day now. 8)
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I would so hire you based in that.


seriously.

[only1lf]

Does anyone see that my post count says "leet"

Am i just fucked up or? what is that.

[deliberate_misuse]

I only need 5 more karma points to make it to 69.  Help a lady out, people!

(Glass #1 of Cakebread Chardonnay -- but I will not repeat the mistake I made earlier in the week and drink the entire thing tonight, no matter how good it tastes!)

[Hotsauce McGilacuty]

*butts in conversation*

i would be scared of the girls in the dick pic thread if i were a guy and they were drunk.

[saidgrace]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg320735#msg320735 date=1177642457]
I understand the exam stress.  My husband left me during my 3rd year law school exams.
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:|

remind me not to marry anyone before i graduate.

[Killer Rabbit]

[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5072.msg320972#msg320972 date=1177647780]
:|

remind me not to marry anyone before i graduate.
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Like that would be a difficult task.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Hotsauce McGilacuty link=topic=5072.msg320955#msg320955 date=1177647333]
*butts in conversation*

i would be scared of the girls in the dick pic thread if i were a guy and they were drunk.
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I haven't stepped foot in there.

[only1lf]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320981#msg320981 date=1177647962]
I haven't stepped foot in there.
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You will. I will lure you with promises of titty pics

[HyperU2]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320981#msg320981 date=1177647962]
I haven't stepped foot in there.
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I haven't shown a foot in there.

[deliberate_misuse]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=5072.msg320992#msg320992 date=1177648269]
I haven't shown a foot in there.
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:lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Only1Lf link=topic=5072.msg320983#msg320983 date=1177648034]
You will. I will lure you with promises of titty pics
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Might work. I've done more for less.


So is everyone seeing this.......

Or is it just for me, Suzy and Saleen?

Well, me and Saleen, cause we're non-premium.

[saidgrace]

[quote author=Moustache link=topic=5072.msg320978#msg320978 date=1177647913]
Like that would be a difficult task.

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people propose to me daily on the street and throw roses in my path. why, just today, a small 10 year old boy asked me if it hurt when i fell from heaven.

[HyperU2]

[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5072.msg320997#msg320997 date=1177648374]
people propose to me daily on the street and throw roses in my path. why, just today, a small 10 year old boy asked me if it hurt when i fell from heaven.
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I'm against Gracism but I am Redjudiced.

[Allied Forces Unite]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320995#msg320995 date=1177648327]
Might work. I've done more for less.


So is everyone seeing this.......

Or is it just for me, Suzy and Saleen?

Well, me and Saleen, cause we're non-premium.
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I think they must pinpoint their audience, I never saw that one.  I did however, ALWAYS have the one where the guy was grabbing the girls boob or the gay myspace ad.  Hmmmm, they really DO know me around here!

[Killer Rabbit]

[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5072.msg320997#msg320997 date=1177648374]
people propose to me daily on the street and throw roses in my path. why, just today, a small 10 year old boy asked me if it hurt when i fell from heaven.
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But the large 10 year old boy just laughed as you gathered yourself out of the sticker bush.

[deliberate_misuse]

Yay!  I'm a slut!  Thank youse!

[saidgrace]

[quote author=Moustache link=topic=5072.msg321001#msg321001 date=1177648547]
But the large 10 year old boy just laughed as you gathered yourself out of the sticker bush.
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actually yesterday i got attacked by a mob of 12 year old girls, seriously. i walked in between them and one goes "EXCUUUUUUSE YOU!" and i was like "you're much too young to talk to me like that." they told me to shut up and keep listening to my ipod. then i told them their mothers would be ashamed.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Allied Forces Unite link=topic=5072.msg321000#msg321000 date=1177648536]

I think they must pinpoint their audience, I never saw that one.  I did however, ALWAYS have the one where the guy was grabbing the girls boob or the gay myspace ad.  Hmmmm, they really DO know me around here!
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Nope. I just saw this one...

That's the generic, all around one.
There's an Asian one.... :lol: and I got that too.

[Killer Rabbit]

[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5072.msg321005#msg321005 date=1177648706]
actually yesterday i got attacked by a mob of 12 year old girls, seriously. i walked in between them and one goes "EXCUUUUUUSE YOU!" and i was like "you're much too young to talk to me like that." they told me to shut up and keep listening to my ipod. then i told them their mothers would be ashamed.  :lol:
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You really should have killed them for real.
Screw mean girls

[saidgrace]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=5072.msg320999#msg320999 date=1177648474]
I'm against Gracism but I am Redjudiced.
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redjudice is wrong too! think about it!!!! shameful.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=5072.msg320999#msg320999 date=1177648474]
I'm against Gracism but I am Redjudiced.
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Watching Hyper use puns is like watching Jordan dunk.
The only thing is, sometimes it looks so easy when the pros do it, then you try doing the shit yourself and get hurt.

What I'm saying is, leave the puns to the pros folks.

[quote author=Allied Forces Unite link=topic=5072.msg321000#msg321000 date=1177648536]

I think they must pinpoint their audience, I never saw that one.  I did however, ALWAYS have the one where the guy was grabbing the girls boob or the gay myspace ad.  Hmmmm, they really DO know me around here!
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They need to learn their demographic, cause Mr. Ron ain't been that close to a Black chick! :lol:

[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5072.msg321005#msg321005 date=1177648706]
actually yesterday i got attacked by a mob of 12 year old girls, seriously. i walked in between them and one goes "EXCUUUUUUSE YOU!" and i was like "you're much too young to talk to me like that." they told me to shut up and keep listening to my ipod. then i told them their mothers would be ashamed.  :lol:
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Is that another real-life Grace True NYC Story?
I didn't hear anything on the news about a red-headed suspect in a mass pimp-slapping of teenage girls. :?

[saidgrace]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg321016#msg321016 date=1177649221]
Is that another real-life Grace True NYC Story?
I didn't hear anything on the news about a red-headed suspect in a mass pimp-slapping of teenage girls. :?
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yep, it is. i was getting into it with a mob of 12 year old girls on my way home from work.

i only stopped when i thought about it for a second and remembered that i was a 22 year old adult woman.

you haven't even heard about the modern dance performance i went to last night for my african dance class.

let's just sum it up by saying that the gay guy sitting behind me remarked "THAT'S a lot of pussy!" at intermission.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=saidgrace link=topic=5072.msg321022#msg321022 date=1177649437]
yep, it is. i was getting into it with a mob of 12 year old girls on my way home from work.

i only stopped when i thought about it for a second and remembered that i was a 22 year old adult woman.

you haven't even heard about the modern dance performance i went to last night for my african dance class.

let's just sum it up by saying that the gay guy sitting behind me remarked "THAT'S a lot of pussy!" at intermission.
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You never tell me about this stuff BEFORE it happens!