the happy drunk thread

[Mr. Blue Sky]

AND OH!

AFTER THE LOVE HAS GONE...HOW COULD YOU LEAD ME ON?

AND NOT LET ME STAY AROUND?

OHHHH OHHH OHHH...AFTER THE LOVE IS GONE!

WHAT USED TO BE RIGHT IS WRONG!

CAN LOVE'S THATS LOST BE FOUND!!!!

[red01angel]

My fiance's being mean to me. 

[tmars78]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320706#msg320706 date=1177642055]
What the hell is B.Y.O.B.S.T & M ?
[/quote]

I think the T stands for Tom. 

[FemmeFatality]

Mr. Blue Sky is definitely drunk but I am not sure if singing earth wind and fire at the top of your lungs means that he is happy? 




Red, give your fiance phone sex.  :-P

[Mr. Blue Sky]

The irony is I'm sober, but I wanna sing some EWF, so here I am.

[red01angel]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg320720#msg320720 date=1177642251]
Mr. Blue Sky is definitely drunk but I am not sure if singing earth wind and fire at the top of your lungs means that he is happy? 




Red, give your fiance phone sex.  :-P
[/quote]

He's too busy working and trying to make me cry and feel guilty for being a good student with a life of her own, and being on edge because school's stressing me out.

I'm SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=red01angel link=topic=5072.msg320712#msg320712 date=1177642136]
My fiance's being mean to me. 
[/quote]Aw. You better withhold. That usually gets 'em.

Edit: Ha, or phone sex...any extreme is always best.

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320706#msg320706 date=1177642055]
What the hell is B.Y.O.B.S.T & M ?
[/quote]

bring your own booze, sex toy, and midget.

I can't believe you didn't know that

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=red01angel link=topic=5072.msg320727#msg320727 date=1177642332]
He's too busy working and trying to make me cry and feel guilty for being a good student with a life of her own, and being on edge because school's stressing me out.

I'm SO MAD RIGHT NOW.
[/quote]I understand the exam stress.  My husband left me during my 3rd year law school exams.

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=5072.msg320734#msg320734 date=1177642426]
bring your own booze, sex toy, and midget.

I can't believe you didn't know that
[/quote] :lol: I always miss all the good parties.

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320706#msg320706 date=1177642055]
What the hell is B.Y.O.B.S.T & M ?
[/quote]

Well, AFU is bringing: leather chaps, a beer bong, a donkey, a spork, 3 midgets, a monkey, a vat of chocolate ice cream, a harmonica, whip cream, and nipple clamps.  So, it can't be those.

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg320739#msg320739 date=1177642526]
Well, AFU is bringing: leather chaps, a beer bong, a donkey, a spork, 3 midgets, a monkey, a vat of chocolate ice cream, a harmonica, whip cream, and nipple clamps.  So, it can't be those.
[/quote]Did I miss the Alphabet Game?  :-(

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=5072.msg320740#msg320740 date=1177642565]
Did I miss the Alphabet Game?  :-(
[/quote]You mean the going to the moon game? 

No.  AFU just said that she is bringing those items! 

[Nancy Drew]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg320768#msg320768 date=1177643010]
You mean the going to the moon game? 

No.  AFU just said that she is bringing those items! 
[/quote]That's my girl, always prepared!

[Mr. Blue Sky]

For the record, I have 69 KARMA!!! W00t!

SuzySteamboat gave it to me.... 

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=5072.msg320734#msg320734 date=1177642426]
bring your own booze, sex toy, and midget.

I can't believe you didn't know that
[/quote]
Oh, uh. that's cause the parties I go to, all that stuff is a given. Don't need to put it on flyers! 8)

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=5072.msg320780#msg320780 date=1177643176]
Oh, uh. that's cause the parties I go to, all that stuff is a given. Don't need to put it on flyers! 8)

[/quote]

I understand, but this is mds

bunch of booze stealers around here

sex toys not something you normally want to share

and midgets are hard to come by. 

[Deviant Toaster]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=5072.msg320704#msg320704 date=1177642032]
oh good, you're gonna bring the hula hoop

I'm glad someone remembered!
[/quote]

Well remember last time? No hula hoop, just a blow up pool with no water and a hole. :lol:

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=Deviant Toaster link=topic=5072.msg320825#msg320825 date=1177644056]
Well remember last time? No hula hoop, just a blow up pool with no water and a hole. :lol:
[/quote]

I must have missed that party

[Deviant Toaster]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=5072.msg320830#msg320830 date=1177644103]
I must have missed that party
[/quote] Come on Blue you were hanging from the pretend chandelier!  :lol: :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=5072.msg320799#msg320799 date=1177643498]
I understand, but this is mds

bunch of booze stealers around here

sex toys not something you normally want to share

and midgets are hard to come by. 
[/quote]
Did I ever mention I fucked a [s]midget[/s] little person...

I basically try and work that into EVERY single one of my conversations.
Could be a job interview, I don't give a fuck.

"What do I think most qualifies me for this position? I could tell you about a few positions I once held.........held a little person in!"

Here chief, look at my camera-phone.
Yea, that job is a lock. They'll be calling any day now. 8)

[tmars78]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=5072.msg320799#msg320799 date=1177643498]
I understand, but this is mds

bunch of booze stealers around here

sex toys not something you normally want to share

and midgets are hard to come by.   
[/quote]

I think Bridget is for hire, so it shouldn't be that hard.

[a muse me]

Um, I don't even wanna quote Ron w/the "I fucked a little person" thing.  I know Ima noob, but I've been here along time.... so Ron, you're serious, right? It came off like a joke but I'm not sure. If it IS true, then WOOT baby, I hear you!

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=a muse me link=topic=5072.msg320865#msg320865 date=1177645245]
Um, I don't even wanna quote Ron w/the "I fucked a little person" thing.  I know Ima noob, but I've been here along time.... so Ron, you're serious, right? It came off like a joke but I'm not sure. If it IS true, then WOOT baby, I hear you!
[/quote]
Nah, it's true. I have.

I don't know how to talk like a normal person, so every thing I say comes off as an SNL opening monologue.
I keep practicing though, cause I never know when they'll call me to host.
I interviewed there too, and they should be calling any day now. 8)

30 Rockefeller Plaza, here I come!

[saidgrace]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=5072.msg320588#msg320588 date=1177639243]
coke zero tastes weird.  kinda like coca cola light.  did you have that when you were in France?   
[/quote]

hahahaha yes, i loved it! i wish i could have it here! i have a tiny airline can of it on my desk from air france to remind me what i'm missing.