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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=4853.msg195664#msg195664 date=1172087308]
    Who's your attorney? If you don't mind me asking....... It sounds like you shouldn't have too much of a problem.












    DISCLAIMER: I AM IN NO WAY PROMOTING, ENDORSING, ENCOURAGING OR APPLAUDING DRIVING WHILE DRUNK. THANK YOU.
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    Ha, neither am I.  I'll send you that information in a PM.

    I know I fucked up, and will never do it again.  I don't endorse it either.

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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

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    Ha, neither am I.  I'll send you that information in a PM.

    I know I fucked up, and will never do it again.  I don't endorse it either.
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    Last time I got the smack down......I'm not going through that again.
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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=4853.msg195682#msg195682 date=1172087654]
    Last time I got the smack down......I'm not going through that again.
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    From who?

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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=unknownperson516 link=topic=4853.msg192220#msg192220 date=1171757870]
    usually when a guy is drunk they dont go to a bathroom

    they just pick a tree
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    Exactly! Plus when i'm drunk I don't want some weird voice talking to me!
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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=Budweiser Drinker link=topic=4853.msg195571#msg195571 date=1172084583]
    I pissed on one of these things right before I got my DWI.&nbsp; Its real affective let me tell you.

    I love what my tax money goes for.
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    QFT proof that you're a fucken dumb ass.

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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=4853.msg192853#msg192853 date=1171854421]
    Yes I do. I'm not sure how I'll make my way into the men's bathroom but I'm going to give it a shot.
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    Play like it's a mistake.&nbsp; Swear to God, I mistakenly walked into a men's room.&nbsp; Had to piss so bad I didn't notice the urinals until after I'd came out of the stall, and was washing my hands.&nbsp; I'm like, oh nice pics of chicks on the wall (there were nekkid women pics all over lol), I glance in the mirror, see the urinals and laughed my ass off.&nbsp; Laughed even harder when a guy came in.&nbsp; We heard him telling his friends about the chicks that invaded their bathroom.

    The toilets were way cleaner.&nbsp; I'd sneak into the men's room any chance I can get in a bar.&nbsp; I can't even stand the women's bathrooms at the bar, besides going into the wrong one at the gay bar, they're also pretty fucking gross and smell like someone took a White Castle shit in it all the time.

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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=4853.msg1174940#msg1174940 date=1233815251]
    Play like it's a mistake.&nbsp; Swear to God, I mistakenly walked into a men's room.&nbsp; Had to piss so bad I didn't notice the urinals until after I'd came out of the stall, and was washing my hands.&nbsp; I'm like, oh nice pics of chicks on the wall (there were nekkid women pics all over lol), I glance in the mirror, see the urinals and laughed my ass off.&nbsp; Laughed even harder when a guy came in.&nbsp; We heard him telling his friends about the chicks that invaded their bathroom.

    The toilets were way cleaner.&nbsp; I'd sneak into the men's room any chance I can get in a bar.&nbsp; I can't even stand the women's bathrooms at the bar, besides going into the wrong one at the gay bar, they're also pretty fucking gross and smell like someone took a White Castle shit in it all the time.
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    I was just at this bar on Tuesday. I forgot all about this. :lol:
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    Re: New Mexico's solution to drunk driving: Urinal cakes!!

    [quote author=LawChick link=topic=4853.msg195597#msg195597 date=1172085860]
    That is hysterical! I especially enjoy the &quot;big fella&quot; part. As if a machine in a toilet flattering you will convince you not to drive home.&nbsp; :lol:
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    It could always be worse: &quot;Hey Tiny! Get a cab!&quot;

    Why have I not heard about these yet? I am gonna be sneaking into the men's room now too. I will pretend to be looking for Lawchick.&nbsp;

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