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    Rich Will Wanket is the masturbation real estate pro




    "Beat it. Flick it. Choke it. Rub it," urges Richard William Wanket in an advertisement for his services as a real estate agent with Edina Realty. "It's all Real Estate Masturbation if your agent isn't doing the work necessary to help you buy or sell your home."

    The ad, which first ran in the local edition of the Onion in July, has catapulted to a much wider audience online in the last 48 hours, blowing up those corners of the internet where jerk-off-joke realty ads thrive.

    Yesterday afternoon it made it to the mega-site Boing Boing.

    "I've been getting a lot of calls since the ad took off," Wanket says. "Not all of them have been from people who want to buy or sell a house, but that's not really the point. I just wanted to get my name out there."

    Edina Realty was not amused.

    "Rich Wanket is no longer one of our agents," Lynn Clare, Vice President of Marketing for Edina Realty, said today. "Our realtors are independent contractors, but their advertising has to adhere to our guidelines, and this ad clearly did not."

    Really? Why not?

    "Well, first of all, it didn't have the required Fair Housing notification on it," Clare said. "Also, you know, it's not a message that we feel is reflective of our brand."

    So there you have it: Edina Realty isn't one of those masturbator-friendly realty shops. If you want that, you'll have to visit Wanket, who says he plans to stay in real estate.

    http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/09/rich_will_wanke.php

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    Re: Rich Will Wanket is the masturbation real estate pro

    :lol:
    ask me questions damnit<br />http://www.formspring.me/bama

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    Re: Rich Will Wanket is the masturbation real estate pro

    It's like, wait....&nbsp; are you gonna sell me a house or do something sexy to me?&nbsp; Or both?&nbsp;

    I think I am just going to walk away very fast now.&nbsp; :2upset:

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    What exactly this is about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by richmediaseo View Post
    What exactly this is about?
    It's about 8 years old.

    Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    It's about 8 years old.

    Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Wait, was that the Rich?



    Edit : may as well add to this thread now that I'm here. Especially since I never would've read it if it hadn't been bumped

    https://www.adweek.com/creativity/ri...tion-ad-12125/

    By now, you've heard of Rich Will Wanket (his real name!), the real-estate agent in Minneapolis who created the ad above, playing off his name's masturbatory connotations. We wrote about the ad last week.

    Since then, new information has emerged. It turns out the ad isn't that old. It ran in July (in the local edition of The Onion, appropriately enough, though it's not a joke ad). And it apparently got Wanket fired from his job at Edina Realty. "It's not a message that we feel is reflective of our brand," Edina's vp of marketing tells the City Pages.

    Wanket himself has given a couple of interviews. In that same City Pages story, he says: "I've been getting a lot of calls since the ad took off. Not all of them have been from people who want to buy or sell a house, but that's not really the point. I just wanted to get my name out there." Mission accomplished, Wanket!

    In a separate interview with Real Estate Webmasters, he reflects on the whole saga. "One of the major objectives of any salesperson is to get name recognition," he says. "I have a funny name and I thought I would use it to my advantage. ? I have been saddled, so to speak, with this name for 40 years and I might as well get some use out of it." He adds: "The major reaction has been positive, about the ad, and about my name. I have had some obscene responses?people are idiots?but mostly it has been affirmation." He intends to stay in real estate.


    What a shame. No-one seems to have done a follow up interview to discuss how successful his advertising strategy tuned out to be
    Last edited by blighted star; 09-13-2018 at 12:26 AM.

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    So wait. The dude created that ad himself?

    I figured it was someone trolling the guy because of his name lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    He needs to go into business selling funeral homes because then he could partner as a specialist with Dick Tips from the Julie Mott thread.


    I predict an illustrious future of dick-related profit ahead of them

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