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    Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    Ohhh, Got your attention?


    Openbook let's you search Facebook status updates.  I hope you don't have your privacy set to "everyone".

    Figured I'd search white guys using the "N" word.  haha

    http://youropenbook.org/?q=nigger&gender=any



    Anyone want to message him and let him know he's now immortalized on the internets? haha

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    :lol:  asshole

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    "my facebook was hacked"

    haha, yeah right brah.

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    [quote author=mydeathspace link=topic=26942.msg1714250#msg1714250 date=1284426233]
    "my facebook was hacked"

    haha, yeah right brah.
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    I was assuming his facebook was hacked with different statuses before that and that the most recent one was him blaming whoever hacked him.

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    This is awesome :lol:
    You're entitled to your own opinions. You're not entitled to your own facts.- D. Moynihan
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    I WILL STICK MY DICK IN YOUR HEAD

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    Someone hacked my friend's account this weekend claiming to be her dad and telling everyone she has a drug problem. She's like, a huge square.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    God, this is like a new world of crap....I searched "dildo" which yielded one page after another of little gems...


    Matt Governale the music at the gym is becoming a SERIOUS problem, i feel like i might as well just put a dildo up my ass if im gunna listen to christina aguilera while im lifting weights
    4 hours ago
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1842895994&v=wall

    Matt Barbo  I just found a fuckin huge dildo it is neon orange dude it was at the park by my house hell fuckin crazy oh yea it looked crazy
    5 hours ago via Mobile Web
    He's kind of a wtf people, too.
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000834682221&v=wall


    Stacy Tweedale Does anyone know where i can get a 12 inch double ended dildo from? Mine is worn out!
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=563742737&v=wall#!/profile.php?id=563742737&v=info

    And this one is just...disturbing.
    http://www.facebook.com/shyree92?v=wall

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    Here's my favorite......



    Amanda Panda Herbison Mom: 'If there's any nigger in you guys,it was slave driving Herbison side.' Us: 'Everything is always the Herbisons fault. You always blame the bad on Dad's side.'


    further investigating....

    Amanda Panda Herbison  Mom: Herbison in the cotton field cracking the whip on fucking Toby... Kunta Kintay and shit.


    And of course the jackpot

    Amanda Panda Herbison [size=13pt]Say what You will of me... I'll always have Juggalo Fam.Ily!!! WHOOP WHOOP! JRB/B2R/D4L![/size]

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001286940683&v=wall

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    I love this site  :lol: I did 'Herpes' and 'Rape'



    Oh and I did my last name too. Very interesting what I found

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    Me too!  :lol:

    I chose sodomy haha... I'm assuming (hoping) these are song lyrics?

    Corey Wagoner She bled from every fuking hole rip out entrailsFrom her bloody opossum Nothing but a piece of meat nothing but a whoreIm sick and tired of fucking whores Im trying sodomy with saws ...Lets see how fucking hot she isWith her asshole ripped to bitsStraight up her ass goes my blade Thrusting deeplyNothing but a whoreFukerDisembowl her fucking bodyMake her feel it When Im done with youYou wont have a opossum left
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    :2smiley: He sounds like a lovely man.

    ETA: He lives in my state after further investigation. :| Also, Facebook doesn't let you link to that site. It's "spam" content and isn't allowed through.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001262184993


    Yikes!

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    So I tried to put openbook in my status and facebook denied my post!  I had to put spaces for it to work.... 

    "Satisfaction of ones curiosity is one of the greatest sources of happiness in life" Linus Pauling

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    Looking up our favorite MDS words is fun. (http://youropenbook.org/?q=rascist&gender=any)  lol



    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000883024196

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    "Uphauled" (http://youropenbook.org/?q=uphauled&gender=any)


    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000612314562

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    "an hero"

    http://youropenbook.org/?q=%22an+hero%22&gender=any


    So many of them!

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    I looked up "rediculous"-

    Amber Gero:  My dad is talking to these girls online can someone tell me if the date in africa is different from the united states. My dad needs to find a women really bad its getting rediculous. This online dating is pathetic!!! Besides My dad im doing great me and my man together forever and ever.
    12 minutes ago

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    Fellatio:



    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1217223110&v=wall

    Spell-check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    Pramod Acharya U r an INDIAN if : 1: U reuse gift wrappers.. 2: U stand nex 2 largest suitcase at d airprt.:O 3: U hv a nickname lyk gudiya,sonu,monu,simmi types.:D 4: U load ur family car wid as many people as possible.:> 5: U use plastic 2 cover nything 4m tv remote to car.;) 6: Ur kitchen is full of masala jars which came wid jam in it.:p 7: U make STD calls only after 11. WE Indians Rock.!
    http://www.facebook.com/people/Pramo...00001178845838


    What is a STD call?  :lol:  Image in my head is funny.
    I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    [quote author=kateisgr3at link=topic=26942.msg1714515#msg1714515 date=1284486031]
    Fellatio:



    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1217223110&v=wall


    [/quote]

    :2huh:

    WTF? How is it that none of her friends are freaking out on her?

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    Re: Openbook: Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life. Whether you want to or not.

    [quote author=dementedeeyore link=topic=26942.msg1714565#msg1714565 date=1284490233]
    :2huh:

    WTF? How is it that none of her friends are freaking out on her?
    [/quote]

    Inside joke? I hope?

    [img]http://api.ning.com/files/ds-*oKZjZWX8EbMripKOJB1u2oMI4RUCLyQMc*cZrYevHFrbaKz4X adL2jy0xJ7Pkg8LcV3V6wv21HtuU2vHoe1QCxXBUyEm/128899318997271538.jpg[/img]


    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    [quote author=dementedeeyore link=topic=26942.msg1714565#msg1714565 date=1284490233]
    :2huh:

    WTF? How is it that none of her friends are freaking out on her?
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    They probably know it's true already.

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    Looks like I found a new hobby 
    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I mean I spent most V days drunk, but that's because I'm a lush, not bc I was bitter haha

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    [quote author=aphaziak link=topic=26942.msg1714569#msg1714569 date=1284490433]
    Inside joke? I hope?

    [img]http://api.ning.com/files/ds-*oKZjZWX8EbMripKOJB1u2oMI4RUCLyQMc*cZrYevHFrbaKz4X adL2jy0xJ7Pkg8LcV3V6wv21HtuU2vHoe1QCxXBUyEm/128899318997271538.jpg[/img]



    [/quote]Jennifer Aniston is filming a movie there this month :lol:

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    [quote author=ApRyL link=topic=26942.msg1714574#msg1714574 date=1284490795]
    They probably know it's true already.
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    Hell I never even heard of the word fellatio before so I had to look it up? That's what I get for being a nosey bitch I guess? I'm wishing now that I hadn't bothered & now I'm busy wiping the skeevies off me and the burning vision out of my eyes! :2eyesbleed:
    That bitch is nasty even if it IS an inside joke? Using fellatio and dad in the same sentence is just fucking wrong on so many levels! Maybe her and all her skank ho friends live in Dawsonville,GA? :lol:
    Next time I'm traveling I'll be sure to never stop in that town or stay over at Paradise Valley Resort on my way through Georgia.
    Paradise Valley Resort gives a whole new meaning to Kissing Cousins & keeping it all in the family!
    Now I have another hobby & reason to stay up all night thanks to you guys posting that website, Thanks alot!
    It was bad enough that I have just become addicted to reading this site just the other night & now I can barely turn away, This place is addicting!  Some of you guys really crack me up!
    Do you guys have an MDS Anonymous? I may need it before long! :-o

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    [quote author=ImmortalSoul link=topic=26942.msg1714941#msg1714941 date=1284526357]
    Hell I never even heard of the word fellatio before so I had to look it up? That's what I get for being a nosey bitch I guess? I'm wishing now that I hadn't bothered & now I'm busy wiping the skeevies off me and the burning vision out of my eyes! :2eyesbleed:
    That bitch is nasty even if it IS an inside joke? Using fellatio and dad in the same sentence is just fucking wrong on so many levels! Maybe her and all her skank ho friends live in Dawsonville,GA? :lol:
    Next time I'm traveling I'll be sure to never stop in that town or stay over at Paradise Valley Resort on my way through Georgia.
    Paradise Valley Resort gives a whole new meaning to Kissing Cousins & keeping it all in the family!
    Now I have another hobby & reason to stay up all night thanks to you guys posting that website, Thanks alot!
    It was bad enough that I have just become addicted to reading this site just the other night & now I can barely turn away, This place is addicting!  Some of you guys really crack me up!
    Do you guys have an MDS Anonymous? I may need it before long! :-o
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    no MDS AA, an yes I'm a funny mofo, you are welcome.

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