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    Woman admits to having sex with girl, dog

    http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/09/22/woman-admits-having-sex-with-girl-dog/

    A Florida woman pleaded no contest to lewd and lascivious battery after performing oral sex on a teenage girl and having sex with her dog.
    Yikes! You're not going to believe what I found on this computer! (This is not the molested dog, silly)

    You're not going to believe what I found on this computer! (This is not the molested dog, silly)

    A tipster turned over a computer disk to the Flagler Humane Society depicting Carla Rhea Maldonado, 41, of Palm Coast having sex with her German shepherd and performing oral sex on a then 15-year-old girl in 2005, the Daytona News Journal reports.

    Maldonado had been a veterinary technician for the society, which fired her from her 9-year-job before releasing the disk to authorities.

    Maldonado’s husband is accused of recording the images of his wife molesting the teenager and having sex with the dog. The 42-year-old man also faces 50 counts of child pornography.

    Prosecutors said Carla Maldonado could face up to 15 years in prison but most likely will be sentenced to 5 ½ years with five years probation after release for molesting the teenager. She will be registered as a sex offender.

    She was not charged with any crime in connection with the dog. Bestiality is not against the law in Florida.

    Why is that not a surprise?

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    The dog must have been drunk.

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    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=26844.msg1710098#msg1710098 date=1283826936]


    The dog must have been drunk.
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    dear fucking god, i didn't even look up a picture

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    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=26844.msg1710098#msg1710098 date=1283826936]


    The dog must have been drunk.
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    She looks like a seal.

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    Bestiality really isn't a crime in FL? I thought that was the case across the board. Inneresting.

    She reminds me of this:


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    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Florida's so odd. it's also not illegal to be homeless or to be homeless and have kids there. they live in the woods and use campgrounds. I wish I could change stuff like that.  :-(

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    [quote author=276.Juggalette link=topic=26844.msg1710324#msg1710324 date=1283879160]
    Florida's so odd. it's also not illegal to be homeless or to be homeless and have kids there. they live in the woods and use campgrounds. I wish I could change stuff like that.  :-(
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    There are places where it's illegal to be homeless?
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    [quote author=276.Juggalette link=topic=26844.msg1710324#msg1710324 date=1283879160]
    Florida's so odd. it's also not illegal to be homeless or to be homeless and have kids there. they live in the woods and use campgrounds. I wish I could change stuff like that.  :-(
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    All though I do not agree with the criminalization of homelessness, besides Los Angeles, Orlando is one of the toughest cities against the homeless. Not only that, but Florida has an ordinance against giving beggars food, spare change or clothing - you could be ticketed for it.

    that is the kind of bullshit I wish I could change

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    Re: Woman admits to having sex with girl, dog

    [quote author=276.Juggalette link=topic=26844.msg1710324#msg1710324 date=1283879160]
    Florida's so odd. it's also not illegal to be homeless or to be homeless and have kids there. they live in the woods and use campgrounds. I wish I could change stuff like that.  :-(
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    :x

    What if you don't want to conform to society and decide to live on your own without the strings of financial trickery? Okay, that is more of a longshot...

    But I am sorry, no one should be ticketed or treated as a criminal for not having a job or home to live in. That is some bullshit. :x :x :x

    Anyway, good riddance to this chick and her husband.


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    Florida is the land of crazy. Seriously, 95% of the stupid criminals I post are from Florida.

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    [quote author=boogieman link=topic=26844.msg1710441#msg1710441 date=1283898524]
    Florida is the land of crazy. Seriously, 95% of the stupid criminals I post are from Florida.
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    I'll agree with that. Ironic that there are top law schools there.

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    Re: Woman admits to having sex with girl, dog

    At first I thought this was the thread from a month or so ago. Sadly, this is yeat another one

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    [quote author=276.Juggalette link=topic=26844.msg1710324#msg1710324 date=1283879160]
    Florida's so odd. it's also not illegal to be homeless or to be homeless and have kids there. they live in the woods and use campgrounds. I wish I could change stuff like that.  :-(
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    How? Put the homeless into an already overcrowded prison to put more stress on a broken penal system?  Oh wait... I got it... give them a fine to pay... they don't have money for things like a home but but surely they having money for  a ticket...right? Do you think people really want to be homeless?

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    [quote author=muzz link=topic=26844.msg1710683#msg1710683 date=1283936937]
    How? Put the homeless into an already overcrowded prison to put more stress on a broken penal system?  Oh wait... I got it... give them a fine to pay... they don't have money for things like a home but but surely they having money for  a ticket...right? Do you think people really want to be homeless?
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    nobody wants to be homeless, obviously. it just kind of happens that way. i wish there were more shelters, clinics, hospitals, and places for these people to be helped.

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