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    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/55585...ushpmg00000021


    I'm sorry, but even if he wasn't in prison, he's one ugly fuck.


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    I'm currently spending my riveting Saturday night watching the natalee holloway lifetime movie. Movie Joran is much better looking.
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    Nothing says a wedding, like prison


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    Is that a prison or a South American Club Med? At least she's safe as long as he's there.

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    Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway, has been moved to a remote Peruvian penitentiary after authorities said he threatened to kill the warden of the prison where he was serving a 28-year term for murder.
    Peruvian prison spokeswoman Janeth Sanchez told The Associated Press that the 27-year-old Dutchman was moved Sunday to Challapalca, located high in the Andes near the Bolivian border. He previously was held at a prison north of Lima.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3Ba1z2t00
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    ETA: I've done a little research on this prison. It's considered the worst. The conditions are so bad that's human rights people are trying to get it shut down. It's cold, isolated, and the conditions inside are absolutely horrible. I suspect his wife won't be able to bring him home cooked meals or sweet treats anymore. Sorry, it couldn't have happened to a better guy. I smile a little knowing that he is suffering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olivia View Post
    I'm currently spending my riveting Saturday night watching the natalee holloway lifetime movie. Movie Joran is much better looking.
    Hmm. Maybe he can play Gable Tostee too


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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway, has been moved to a remote Peruvian penitentiary after authorities said he threatened to kill the warden of the prison where he was serving a 28-year term for murder.
    Peruvian prison spokeswoman Janeth Sanchez told The Associated Press that the 27-year-old Dutchman was moved Sunday to Challapalca, located high in the Andes near the Bolivian border. He previously was held at a prison north of Lima.


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    Oh no. But what will this mean for his conjugal visits? Poor newlyweds. How very sad for them.




    Be amusing if she informed on him to get herself some safe distance though, wouldn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olivia View Post
    I'm currently spending my riveting Saturday night watching the natalee holloway lifetime movie. Movie Joran is much better looking.
    Hmm. Maybe he can play Gable Tostee too


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    Blighted REALLY wants them to play together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    Blighted REALLY wants them to play together.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway, has been moved to a remote Peruvian penitentiary after authorities said he threatened to kill the warden of the prison where he was serving a 28-year term for murder.
    Peruvian prison spokeswoman Janeth Sanchez told The Associated Press that the 27-year-old Dutchman was moved Sunday to Challapalca, located high in the Andes near the Bolivian border. He previously was held at a prison north of Lima.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz3Ba1z2t00
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    ETA: I've done a little research on this prison. It's considered the worst. The conditions are so bad that's human rights people are trying to get it shut down. It's cold, isolated, and the conditions inside are absolutely horrible. I suspect his wife won't be able to bring him home cooked meals or sweet treats anymore. Sorry, it couldn't have happened to a better guy. I smile a little knowing that he is suffering.
    Buch of jackasses. It's a prison. This is what the best conditions should be. As little $ should go into these as possible. The ideal prison should be like this: You want to commit crimes, you'll wish you were dead rather than spend time here.
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    Actually no, that's how medieval prisons were. Modern prisons are supposed to focus on rehabilitation.

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    Jordan's wife gives an interview. She thinks he's awesome.

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    This article made me want to hurl. This poor woman had been dropped on her head at some point in her childhood. I can't think of any other explanation.


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    Quote Originally Posted by queenaevadamthng View Post
    This article made me want to hurl. This poor woman had been dropped on her head at some point in her childhood. I can't think of any other explanation.
    Well obviously he's a changed man. OLD Joran would have killed the warden. NEW Joran simply threatened to kill him.
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    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
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    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    Well obviously he's a changed man. OLD Joran would have killed the warden. NEW Joran simply threatened to kill him.
    Not even. Joran kills women, not men. He would never try to beat up someone who could fight back.

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    'Yes Joran admitted to me he killed Stephany Flores, he has spoken about it a few times. But the things he's done, I've always thought that I don’t believe them and they are behind him now.
    This chick is obviously retarded. She also looks very much like a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    This chick is obviously retarded. She also looks very much like a man.
    Since they're in such an ~honest and open~ relationship, it would be nice if he'd share info about Natalee Holloway to his loving wife. Give them some closure.
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    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
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    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/true...n-new-hellhole

    Not a big fan of the National Enquirer, but the title of the article is awesome!

    NO NOOKIE FOR JORAN IN NEW HELLHOLE

    Published on: January 26, 2012
    by NATIONAL ENQUIRER staff
    Photography by: AFP/Getty

    Convicted murderer JORAN van der SLOOT is no longer enjoying “la vida loca’ in his new maximum security prison.

    The luxuries he enjoyed for a a year and a half while awaiting trial for murder in Lima’s Castro Castro are over in his new home at the high security facility of Piedras Gordas.

    RadarOnline.com reported the Dutch thug’s health is a downward spiral since his sentencing for the murder of Stephany Flores.

    "His health has suffered and he is not doing well there," an insider said

    "Joran blames the food and the water, he says that he is depressed and feeling weak all the time."

    During his time at Castro Castro, the prime suspect in the disappearance of Alabhama teen Natalee Holloway, Joran had access to books, money, calling cards, internet access - and even conjugal visits.

    As The ENQUIRER reported, van der Sloot was alleged to have gotten his girlfriend pregnant while he was incarcerated. Although his former lawyer denied the baby rumors, he admitted sex was permitted behind bars.

    “Conjugal visits are allowed at the prison and women regularly visit to see inmates – Joran had girlfriends come and see him and he did have sex but he did not get any of them pregnant," said Maximo Altez Navarro.

    But now, Joran remains in solitary confinement Piedras Gordas, a 161,458 square foot maximum security detention center located in a barren desert miles from Lima.

    Not only are there no conjugal visits there is no yard time for the hulking 24 year old -- and things could get worse!

    There is a very strong possibility he’ll be sent to the notorious Challapalca Prison, in the cold and inhospitable area of Tacna.

    In 2002, a special investigation into the violation of human rights resulted in a report that recommended to the Peruvian State that “the prisons at Challapalca and Yanamayo be deemed unfit to serve that purpose, and that the personnel detained at those prisons be transferred to other prisons.”

    Joran's lawyer, Jose Luis Jimenez, is currently fighting to make sure that his client doesn't end his days in the frozen penal colony, and has filed an appeal against his sentence.

    Good luck with THAT!

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    Frozen penal colony.

    That is all.
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    Just as I suspected. A ring of elderly pedophiles.
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    Fucking piece of shit, fucking scum, internet ass holes. fucking ingrate no life having fat ass. you have no fucking clue at whats going on fuck tard shit for brains.

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    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    Frozen penal colony.

    That is all.
    Frozen Penis after it's chopped off.... This guy deserves to rot in hell. Even if he told the little woman the truth she is going to protect him.

    Oiy and that mohawk in that pic..he looks like a chimpanzee trying to look like Mr. T. I said it before and I'll say it again. That is going to be one ugly baby, bless it's little heart.


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    Joran was stabbed repeatedly, but the prison is denying it.

    http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/dutch-k...prison-lawyer/

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    Joran was stabbed repeatedly, but the prison is denying it.

    http://nypost.com/2014/11/03/dutch-k...prison-lawyer/
    Couldn't have happened to a better fella.

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    [QUOTE=Seraphim;3576346]Couldn't have happened to a better fella.[/QUOTE

    That's exactly what I was going to say.

    'Yes Joran admitted to me he killed Stephany Flores, he has spoken about it a few times. But the things he's done, I've always thought that I don’t believe them and they are behind him now.
    This makes no sense at all. You don't believe he did bad things, but those bad things he did are behind him now. ???

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