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    [quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=11061.msg1654987#msg1654987 date=1277396305]
    Send me I promise I'll poke at him.
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    with what exactly might I ask? :-D

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    [quote author=jessielee link=topic=11061.msg1655031#msg1655031 date=1277399231]
    with what exactly might I ask? :-D
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    pitchforks, gutterbrain!

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    [quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=11061.msg1655033#msg1655033 date=1277399361]
    pitchforks, gutterbrain!
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    I'll poke him.... with my finger and say 'Hey, you kill people'.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    [quote author=Nasirah_Aden link=topic=11061.msg1655034#msg1655034 date=1277399413]
    I'll poke him.... with my finger and say 'Hey, you kill people'.
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    with his bare hands!!! I'm not poking him with any appendage of mine! 

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    [quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=11061.msg1655038#msg1655038 date=1277399555]
    with his bare hands!!! I'm not poking him with any appendage of mine! 
    [/quote]

    Just put a glove on and it'll be okay.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    [quote author=Nasirah_Aden link=topic=11061.msg1655040#msg1655040 date=1277399656]
    Just put a glove on and it'll be okay.
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    No way, I don't want my neck snapped, he's Psychopath

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    I can appropriate some dirty needles from work for the pokeage. 
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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=11061.msg1655060#msg1655060 date=1277400674]
    I can appropriate some dirty needles from work for the pokeage. 
    [/quote]

    How dirty?

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=11061.msg1655060#msg1655060 date=1277400674]
    I can appropriate some dirty needles from work for the pokeage. 
    [/quote]

    This is only good if they are from an AIDS patient.

    Why not just poke him with some of these?

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    [quote author=Nasirah_Aden link=topic=11061.msg1655062#msg1655062 date=1277400720]
    How dirty?
    [/quote]


    reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllll dirty. 

    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=11061.msg1655063#msg1655063 date=1277400805]
    This is only good if they are from an AIDS patient.

    Why not just poke him with some of these?


    [/quote]

    But i'm sure there is some Hep and such in this bunch. Bullets are so expensive these days.
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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=11061.msg1655065#msg1655065 date=1277401032]

    reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllll dirty. 

    But i'm sure there is some Hep and such in this bunch. Bullets are so expensive these days.
    [/quote]

    But giving him AIDS or hepatitis is just going to make him more expensive and he could live for years and years. I think a well placed pitchfork or bullet would be best.
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    [quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=11061.msg1655066#msg1655066 date=1277401198]
    But giving him AIDS or hepatitis is just going to make him more expensive and he could live for years and years. I think a well placed pitchfork or bullet would be best.
    [/quote]

    I would like for him to suffer. Just torture him. Then when you're done with him, kill him. Kinda like how cats do with mice.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    This one has potential.



    I wonder if you can remove an eyeball with that puppy.
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    Maybe, look how pointy it is.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=11061.msg1655073#msg1655073 date=1277401702]
    This one has potential.



    I wonder if you can remove an eyeball with that puppy.
    [/quote]

    Looks like you could remove them both at once. From a couple of people.
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    [quote author=PunkerDuckie link=topic=11061.msg1655073#msg1655073 date=1277401702]
    This one has potential.



    I wonder if you can remove an eyeball with that puppy.
    [/quote]
    possibly several.

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    Only two, maybe three, if you're that good.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    Ya'll  hear his lawyer is trying to get him out of prison until the trial?  Runner anyone?
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    [quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=11061.msg1654523#msg1654523 date=1277317133]
    Judge to rule on legality of keeping van der Sloot in jail

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    Lima, Peru (CNN) -- A judge is expected to decide Wednesday on the legality of Joran van der Sloot's incarceration, his lawyer said.

    <snip>

    Flores' body was in such a decomposed state that an autopsy was difficult to perform, according to the document.

    <snip>
    Peruvian police said Monday they conducted a psychological evaluation of van der Sloot. The evaluation showed van der Sloot has a low tolerance for frustration and "doesn't value the female role," according to excerpts from the report, which prosecutors gave to a judge.

    According to the document, van der Sloot "does not tolerate when someone tries to contradict him. It generates in him a challenging attitude." The report calls him "emotionally immature" and says that immaturity elicits strong changes in behavior that can send him out of control.

    "He reflects a certain dominance over the opposite sex. He doesn't value the female role," the document states. It adds, "He presents traits of an antisocial personality" and is "indifferent towards others' well-being."

    Despite this, the report says, "he doesn't show any psychopathological trauma that impedes him from perceiving and evaluating reality."
    ral prison population. He is under guard 24 hours a day, authorities have said. [/quote]

    How was her body so decomposed?  I thought she was found the same day she was killed?

    The psychological evaluation pretty much confirms what we've all been saying.  Sociopath, narcissistic personality disorder, etc.  Urine is a lunatic - the scary kind, not the sad kind.
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    There's a sad kind of lunatic? I thought it was all scary.

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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    [quote author=KimTisha link=topic=11061.msg1655123#msg1655123 date=1277405035]
    How was her body so decomposed?  I thought she was found the same day she was killed?

    The psychological evaluation pretty much confirms what we've all been saying.  Sociopath, narcissistic personality disorder, etc.  Urine is a lunatic - the scary kind, not the sad kind.
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    Her body wasn't found the same day she was killed.  She was killed May 30th found 6/2.
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    [quote author=Nasirah_Aden link=topic=11061.msg1655126#msg1655126 date=1277405109]There's a sad kind of lunatic? I thought it was all scary. [/quote]

    No, not all of them are scary.  The little old men who stand on street corners mumbling to themselves and shaking their fists at passing cars are sad.  
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    [quote author=emmy_dreamy link=topic=11061.msg1655129#msg1655129 date=1277405216]Her body wasn't found the same day she was killed.  She was killed May 30th found 6/2.[/quote]

    I've read a million articles on this case.  How did I not catch that? 

    So I guess Peruvian hotels don't have maid service every day.  Ewwww....
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    [quote author=KimTisha link=topic=11061.msg1655136#msg1655136 date=1277405413]
    I've read a million articles on this case.  How did I not catch that? 

    So I guess Peruvian hotels don't have maid service every day.  Ewwww....
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    He asked for them to not disturb his friend. I guess they didn't disturb for a couple of days.
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    [quote author=KimTisha link=topic=11061.msg1655132#msg1655132 date=1277405326]
    No, not all of them are scary.  The little old men who stand on street corners mumbling to themselves and shaking their fists at passing cars are sad.  
    [/quote]

    Aww, that's sad.  

    I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.

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