Sexy murderers

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[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=25720.msg1650248#msg1650248 date=1276827581]
:lol: you're a one of a kind Ron

ooo I wanna write Susan Smith. I'll be nice  :2smiley:
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It expired in 2004 so you might want to see if she's been moved or anything. Ron must save them.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=25720.msg1650253#msg1650253 date=1276827813]
It expired in 2004 so you might want to see if she's been moved or anything. Ron must save them.  :lol:
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I remember back in 1999 my friends and I were looking at those inmate ads and saying "Man, that bitch doesn't get out until 2004. That's like a million years from now!" :lol:

I think I'm gonna write an inmate. I will have my crazy woman damnit.

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=25720.msg1650258#msg1650258 date=1276828044]
I remember back in 1999 my friends and I were looking at those inmate ads and saying "Man, that bitch doesn't get out until 2004. That's like a million years from now!" :lol:

I think I'm gonna write an inmate. I will have my crazy woman damnit.
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I keep saying I'm going to get a PO box in another town and start writing to inmates, but I never do. So far the creepiness of it is outweighing the curiosity of it.

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=25720.msg1650261#msg1650261 date=1276828134]
I keep saying I'm going to get a PO box in another town and start writing to inmates, but I never do. So far the creepiness of it is outweighing the curiosity of it.
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PO Box! That's why I never do it. I forgot for a sec. :lol:

[deeply shaded]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=25720.msg1650270#msg1650270 date=1276828470]
PO Box! That's why I never do it. I forgot for a sec. :lol:
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I have a crazy imagination and I don't want anyone to be able to track me down. I'd have to get a PO box in Illinois to really throw them off.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=25720.msg1650276#msg1650276 date=1276828602]
I have a crazy imagination and I don't want anyone to be able to track me down. I'd have to get a PO box in Illinois to really throw them off.  :lol:
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Yea, I don't wanna send from my address either. These sites suck though cause they never have anyone local. All our lockups are upstate except for Rikers, and no one is on Rikers for a long term stay.

I did visit a girl in Rikers once. :roll:

[Hellbettie]

better pre-write Rons obit and get it ready to publish, he's gonna find that crazy woman, and she'll kill him.  He'll be all like, why don't you wear some make up? Then she'll go nuts on his ass.

crazy thinks as crazy does. 

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=25720.msg1650290#msg1650290 date=1276829008]
better pre-write Rons obit and get it ready to publish, he's gonna find that crazy woman, and she'll kill him.  He'll be all like, why don't you wear some make up? Then she'll go nuts on his ass.

crazy thinks as crazy does. 
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My friend told me that you know who the hard chicks are in prison, cause ironically the tough ones are the ones in makeup. :lol:
It's like a dude walking around with gold on.

[Hellbettie]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=25720.msg1650294#msg1650294 date=1276829150]
My friend told me that you know who the hard chicks are in prison, cause ironically the tough ones are the ones in makeup. :lol:
It's like a dude walking around with gold on.
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I'm envisioning nicole bass now

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=25720.msg1650297#msg1650297 date=1276829282]
I'm envisioning nicole bass now


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Ready to be somebody's bitch?

[Hellbettie]

Helllll to the no. I'll be so glad to leave this county. The county I'm moving to, police don't bother you too much unless you're blatant about being an ass in public. My friend said she called 911 and didn't see a cop for a couple hours.  That is good, good time for me to get a good head start running.  :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=25720.msg1650307#msg1650307 date=1276829663]
Helllll to the no. I'll be so glad to leave this county. The county I'm moving to, police don't bother you too much unless you're blatant about being an ass in public. My friend said she called 911 and didn't see a cop for a couple hours.  That is good, good time for me to get a good head start running.  :lol:
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Leave it to Hellbettie to find long police response time as a positive.

[Hellbettie]

:2grin:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=25720.msg1650321#msg1650321 date=1276830240]
:2grin:
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*sigh* It's a shame you're married.

[Hellbettie]

idk, my husband would tell you my brand of crazy is no good. Behind every woman is a man who is sick of her shit and her bag of crazies

[ImpalePonytail]

[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=25720.msg1649402#msg1649402 date=1276750104]
Bonnie was actually pretty good looking.  I'm related to Clyde. Who was NOT so good looking :lol:  He looks like a butch lesbian to me.



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we are totally related! My great-grandma was a Barrow.

[Creature Feature]

[quote author=ImpalePonytail link=topic=25720.msg1650456#msg1650456 date=1276837309]
we are totally related! My great-grandma was a Barrow.
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How'd she have kids? I dont see ovaries on the parts list.

[delta9]

alleged, whatever. Still #1



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[portia]

[quote author=yellowCake1 link=topic=25720.msg1649858#msg1649858 date=1276804752]
I was just trying to google and find some more relatively attractive killers when I was linked to this on Amazon. Now I want to get it :lol:

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I have that book!  i've never really read it.  it came in a box of books about serial killers that i picked up at this personal property auction.  the only thing i found in it was 2 polaroids of the dude wearing a bra, undies and wig.  and a roach clip used as a bookmark.

i love auctions.

[Bashterd]

Jeebus Susan Smith likes Mickey Mouse........I freakin choked on my Cherry Pie!!!!!  What the F*&!

[LC]

People are totally going to think I'm gross for this. :lol:



He didn't do the actually killing. Just ordered one of his croanies to do it.

[HockeyGirl]

youre gross 



but as far as that movie.....

[LC]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=25720.msg1650627#msg1650627 date=1276874833]
youre gross 
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I watched an old Dateline about him last night and forgot that I found him attractive. Except for the whole 5'4" thing. :|

[Bashterd]

[quote author=HockeyGirl link=topic=25720.msg1650627#msg1650627 date=1276874833]
youre gross  



but as far as that movie.....


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Is that NO really........son of a bitch......what the the the helllllll, jesus I am freakin studering now.......what the hell was Cameron Diaz thinkin.........I'll be back when I pick my jaw up off the keyboard......... the phrase motorboat comes to mind  :2huh:

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=LawChick link=topic=25720.msg1650625#msg1650625 date=1276874682]
People are totally going to think I'm gross for this. :lol:



He didn't do the actually killing. Just ordered one of his croanies to do it.
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Those are good qualities LC.  The man is assertive, likes to take charge and has a lot of friends.