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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=25084.msg1603832#msg1603832 date=1271961644]
    Yes.  :lol:

    But that's because I never heard that.
    [/quote]Aw man. It's just in a really singsongy voice.

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat
    His wife could eat no lean
    And so between them both, you see
    They licked the platter clean.

    Like-
    Rachel likes to sex the dogs
    Her husband likes child porn.
    And so between them both, they scrumped
    (I'm having trouble crafting this last sentence. Something about how they scrumped everything you shouldn't scrump.)
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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=nestlequikie link=topic=25084.msg1603843#msg1603843 date=1271962148]
    Thank goodness you said that...  I was feeling really weird about hearing the rhyme pattern from a children's nursery rhyme in my head every time this thread gets bumped.
    [/quote]Right?

    Sam is into kiddie porn
    His wife likes dog whoopee
    So between them both, they scrump
    All you shouldn't, 'sides a tree.

    ?
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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=25084.msg1603851#msg1603851 date=1271963365]
    Right?

    Sam is into kiddie porn
    His wife likes dog whoopee
    So between them both, they scrump
    All you shouldn't, 'sides a tree.

    ?
    [/quote]

    Sam's likes kiddie porn
    His wife banged the familly mutt
    Sam got jealous, because from the dog
    Rachel took it in the butt.
    "A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=25084.msg1603859#msg1603859 date=1271963916]
    Sam's likes kiddie porn
    His wife banged the familly mutt
    Sam got jealous, because from the dog
    Rachel took it in the butt.
    [/quote]Nice. I really appreciate the element of passive voice there. Really brings it home. Such raw emotion.

    Rachel likes to fuck the dogs
    Her husband likes to tape
    She said the dogs were willing, so
    You cannot call it rape.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=25084.msg1603863#msg1603863 date=1271964330]
    Nice. I really appreciate the element of passive voice there. Really brings it home. Such raw emotion.

    Rachel likes to fuck the dogs
    Her husband likes to tape
    She said the dogs were willing, so
    You cannot call it rape.

    [/quote]

    We should write a book. 

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=25084.msg1603649#msg1603649 date=1271948343]
      i dont think ive ever looked at a dog and said to myself 'man, i gotta get me a piece of THAT'. 
    [/quote]

    You are not sure?  :lol:


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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=25084.msg1603863#msg1603863 date=1271964330]
    Nice. I really appreciate the element of passive voice there. Really brings it home. Such raw emotion.

    Rachel likes to fuck the dogs
    Her husband likes to tape
    She said the dogs were willing, so
    You cannot call it rape.

    [/quote]

    Sam the pedophile
    Had a dirty secret he tried to hide
    Now he's sad cuz he caught his bride
    Giving Sparky quite a ride
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    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn


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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    where the hell do these people find each other? and how in gods name does it come up in a conversation?


    I was looking at that forum and I gotta say... what the fuck??
    is that shit for real!! there are that many people out there doing animals regularly? ugh it makes my skin crawl 

    I even read one post saying "Mr. Hands" was a member on there! yeeeesh

    I really wish I had never clicked that link, now I am going to wonder how many people I know what to or have fucked their dog ew.
    I don't have a dog, I have two cats and I love them dearly but I get creeped out when they are in the room when hubby and I are doing the deed lol


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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    SORRY for the double post but I wanted to ask

    is that forum even legal?

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=krazegirl link=topic=25084.msg1603866#msg1603866 date=1271964540]
    You are not sure?  :lol:
    [/quote]oh shut up.  :lol:

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=White trash bitchy blonde link=topic=25084.msg1604338#msg1604338 date=1272002502]
    oh shut up.   :lol:
    [/quote]

    Well you would think you would know this kinda stuff. I know 100% that I have never looked at my dog and said hey big boy climb up here.  :lol:


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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=From.Lust.To.Dust link=topic=25084.msg1604336#msg1604336 date=1272002064]
    where the hell do these people find each other? and how in gods name does it come up in a conversation?


    I was looking at that forum and I gotta say... what the fuck??
    is that shit for real!! there are that many people out there doing animals regularly? ugh it makes my skin crawl 

    I even read one post saying "Mr. Hands" was a member on there! yeeeesh

    I really wish I had never clicked that link, now I am going to wonder how many people I know what to or have fucked their dog ew.
    I don't have a dog, I have two cats and I love them dearly but I get creeped out when they are in the room when hubby and I are doing the deed lol


    [/quote]

    their's thousands of animal sex forums.. As well as quite a few animal sex video porn sites and guides on how to have sex with Dogs, horses, dolphins, etc.


    The internet is a fucked up place.

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Nomad link=topic=25084.msg1603743#msg1603743 date=1271954714]
    I'm at work, so I'm not clicking on that link even though I'm tempted.  :lol:

    I checked out her MySpace, and she seems like a normal girl.  It's scary, because she looks like my type.  Imagine if I had met her, started dating her and come home to her fucking the dog.   :2thescream:

    Then again, I'm not a pedophile or a beastialisist (or whatever they're called) so she probably wouldn't have liked me.  :lol:
    [/quote]



    That would be an awkward moment.... "so...uhhhh...how was your day?"

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=navysailorx link=topic=25084.msg1604743#msg1604743 date=1272054335]


    That would be an awkward moment.... "so...uhhhh...how was your day?"
    [/quote]

    She'll be like "i've been lookin' at my new magazine I got today!"
       




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    I wouldn't fuck her with Ron's dick.

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    That picture is wrong on sooooo many levels. :lol:

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    Seeing the pictures of their kids makes me nauseous. 

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    His myspace went private. Hers was checked today also. I wonder if they are out?




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    I wouldn't fuck her with Ron's dick.

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=holly link=topic=25084.msg1603561#msg1603561 date=1271927225]
    I don't know how, but somehow these people always find each other.

    "I like fucking dogs."
    "Sweet, I like watching people fuck dogs and like kiddie porn too."
    "Sweet!"
    [/quote]

    couple made in hell 

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=kstar link=topic=25084.msg1683527#msg1683527 date=1280463741]
    couple made in hell 
    [/quote]Ah, thank you for this new and fresh perspective so that I could relive me and Rob's poetry session.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=Its Me De link=topic=25084.msg1604938#msg1604938 date=1272064018]
    She'll be like "i've been lookin' at my new magazine I got today!"
       
    [/quote] and

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    Why does she have to have the word 'pet' in her last name. 

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    The question is this:

    Knowing that there has been dog-dick in her vajay, would you still toss it in her?

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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    HA! HA! You fucked a dog! Now there's a thread about it for forevertime! Your life is irrevocably fucked!



    [s]God I hope she comes here.[/s]


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    Re: Rachel Petterson (32) likes to have sex with dogs, Her husband likes child porn

    [quote author=r4v4g3d_sku11s link=topic=25084.msg1683733#msg1683733 date=1280501054]
    The question is this:

    Knowing that there has been dog-dick in her vajay, would you still toss it in her?
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