What did you have to Google to find that?
What did you have to Google to find that?
I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.
fat snail :?
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.” - Calvin & Hobbes (God's favorite comic strip)
Ohh. At least you got good results.
I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.
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fat snail :?
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I always wanted a 'Things you find on the way to looking up other things' thread. Or were you actually looking for fat guys riding snails?
I typed up FAT RETARD to find pictures for the Going to Hell thread and I came up on it, but I didn't use it. I wanted to use it again, but I couldn't find it under fat retard. I typed up FAT SNAIL and it is the first picture to come up. I have no idea why. :lol:
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.” - Calvin & Hobbes (God's favorite comic strip)
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I typed up FAT RETARD to find pictures for the Going to Hell thread and I came up on it, but I didn't use it. I wanted to use it again, but I couldn't find it under fat retard. I typed up FAT SNAIL and it is the first picture to come up. I have no idea why. :lol:
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Fat snail=fat kid riding a big snail.
I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.
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Fat snail=fat kid riding a big snail.
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I guess so. I would rather see a tubby snail on a Lay-Z Boy recliner watching Price is Right. :2smiley:
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.” - Calvin & Hobbes (God's favorite comic strip)
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Isn't it like 500 degrees in the van? It would be awesome if they all exploded.
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Amazingly enough, it doesn't get hot in there, really. I think I would only really have a problem if I left them in a sunny spot. Thankfully, I don't have too many windows.
Emancipation of minors
Joseph Ducreux
Noomi Rapace
giant gun fighting robots
babel fish
linda lovelace
Today I googled "what does a stripper do when she is on her period."
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Today I googled "what does a stripper do when she is on her period."
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the answer frightened me. then that question turned into me googling "does a prostitute charge more or less when she is on her period?"
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the answer frightened me. then that question turned into me googling "does a prostitute charge more or less when she is on her period?"
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The results?
I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.
Couldn't figure it out. A bunch of people just suggesting that she'd probably stick to blowjobs for that week.
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Couldn't figure it out. A bunch of people just suggesting that she'd probably stick to blowjobs for that week.
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A stripper wouldn't leak if she had a tampon. But then the string would show. Hmm.
As for the prostitute, if you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood.
A wise person once told me that.
I'm a god mother fucker and it's judgment day.
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A stripper wouldn't leak if she had a tampon. But then the string would show. Hmm.
As for the prostitute, if you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood.
A wise person once told me that.
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Apparently a lot of strippers wear things to "plug themselves" when they have their periods.
[quote author=Nasirah_Aden link=topic=24897.msg1672682#msg1672682 date=1279255300]
As for the prostitute, if you can walk through mud you can fuck through blood.
A wise person once told me that.
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Wise indeed :lol:
Strippers totally do the Diva Cup:
http://www.divacup.com/
I googled a few names I saw on interesting headstones during my walk today. I'm always curious to know how younger people died. It seems that people who died in the late 80s/early 90s have no internet info on them.. hm.. Also, it makes me sad that some people died with their big hairband permed hair. Too bad they couldn't outlive that trend. :| I'm shallow.
I didn't know where to post this so I found this old thread. (There were some pretty cool people that used to post here...wonder where they are now?) Anyway:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...n-this-circle/
and this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/04/15/map-how 35-countries-compare-on-child-piverty-the-u-s-is-ranked-34th
We rank 34th out of 35 countries in child poverty rates...only Romania is worse. WTH?? (Obviously it only counts the US, Canada, Europe and Australia, i.e. the 'developed world') but still...
Last edited by *crickets*; 08-18-2013 at 09:00 PM.
Crickets I wonder about those people too I've been around here for awhile in my nonpreemieness and it's been neat to see and read what people write over the years. Like the OP of the thread..he was a cool guy who used to post here all the time. I can only hope he's out of harm's way and living it up. I sometimes go to their profiles to see when the last time they visited was.
Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Go fuck yourself.
I know I HATE when people just disappear!
I wish Mortis was still around, he made the most gorgeous sigs for people. They were seriously like works of art.
I know right!! It's as if people have better things to do than troll MDS all day! Damn them for having a life!
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