Police: man makes fake prescription pills, tries to trade them for sex

[bagobones]

Here's a fun story from my shaft of the woods  the redneck riviera! :-o

DESTIN - A 68-year-old man was arrested for manufacturing imitation drugs after a witness alleged that the man traded the drugs for sex, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

A man told police that he recieved 10 mg Percocet pills from Paul Francis Miller, who had asked him for sex in exchange for the drugs, according to the report. The witness told law enforcement that he was also given imitation pills that were made to look like Percocet.

Miller, who is listed as disabled, told law enforcement that he had never given anyone his prescription meds, but admitted that he made imitation pills in his bathroom, the report said. It took him several tries to make pills that looked legitimate.

Miller said he makes a paste out of aspirin, caffeine tablets, a trace of Tylenol and calcium, according to the report. He sets up an indoor grill in his bathroom and creates a wax mold for the pills.

He uses an actual Percocet to stamp the fake pills as they are drying. The man also carves a "10" on one side of the pill, according to the report.

Miller willingly provided police with all the evidence he used to manufacture the fake Percocet. Investigators concluded the pills could be mistaken for actual Percocet.

Miller was charged with manufacturing and distributing imitation drugs, a third degree felony. He is due in court April 6.

[katz]

Ugh that's just gross.

[Clockworx]

[quote author=bagobones link=topic=24380.msg1550363#msg1550363 date=1267405511]
Here's a fun story from my shaft of the woods  the redneck riviera! :-o

DESTIN - A 68-year-old man was arrested for manufacturing imitation drugs after a witness alleged that the man traded the drugs for sex, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

A man told police that he recieved 10 mg Percocet pills from Paul Francis Miller, who had asked him for sex in exchange for the drugs, according to the report. The witness told law enforcement that he was also given imitation pills that were made to look like Percocet.

Miller, who is listed as disabled, told law enforcement that he had never given anyone his prescription meds, but admitted that he made imitation pills in his bathroom, the report said. It took him several tries to make pills that looked legitimate.

Miller said he makes a paste out of aspirin, caffeine tablets, a trace of Tylenol and calcium, according to the report. He sets up an indoor grill in his bathroom and creates a wax mold for the pills.

He uses an actual Percocet to stamp the fake pills as they are drying. The man also carves a "10" on one side of the pill, according to the report.

Miller willingly provided police with all the evidence he used to manufacture the fake Percocet. Investigators concluded the pills could be mistaken for actual Percocet.

Miller was charged with manufacturing and distributing imitation drugs, a third degree felony. He is due in court April 6.
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*Lightbulb* :lol:

Nah for real though i always wondered how these people make fake pills that look like the real deal.  Same church, different pew though with the fraudulent shit ive encountered in the past.  And on top of it all he tried to fuck a dude for some measly ass percs?  Youre age is showing Paul Francis Miller.  This is 2010.  Need to come up with a better ruse (sp?) old man.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=Clockworx link=topic=24380.msg1550474#msg1550474 date=1267413972]
*Lightbulb* :lol:

Nah for real though i always wondered how these people make fake pills that look like the real deal.  Same church, different pew though with the fraudulent shit ive encountered in the past.  And on top of it all he tried to fuck a dude for some measly ass percs?  Youre age is showing Paul Francis Miller.  This is 2010.  Need to come up with a better ruse (sp?) old man.
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Unless you count popping pills a sport, which you may, hate to tell you, not a sport.