You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
WHYYYY do photographers take pictures from this angle? It's not flattering.
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I know, it makes everyone look like an elongated midget.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
Are you saying this bc you can't tell the difference between them? Because it's ridic easy. Ashley always has the creeptastic bugout stare, and MaryKate does the prruuuuuunne thing more often. That, and the fact that they look nothing alike, no more than two non-twin siblings.
Why does Mark Wahlberg always look like he has the most ridiculous toupee?
He could be so hot if he tried. But he decided he would rather not. i dont get it
He's married I think. Maybe his wife makes him look ridiculous before he leaves the house.
MW: OK hunny I'll see you later, I'm going to the awards show
MW's wife: You better have your ridiculously stupid toupee on. And I SWEAR TO GOD you better not have showered or be wearing any deodorant
MW: yes dear
Where's hg? She needs to post nicole kidman from whatever country awards they just held. What the holy fuck was she thinking? I'm like, genuinely offended here.
Originally Posted by Ron_NYC
You would think that being married to a gay man twice, she would have better advice on fashion.
Im sorry, I was going to post the CMT's but Nicole would have been the only one worth the post.
I cant believe she wore that!
The fabrics, the cut, the shoes, the hair...nothing works together![]()
She's crazy. It makes me sad. She was so beautiful when she was younger. She looked great when she was single.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
It's like she's tried to wear the carpets and the curtains all at the same time. Nothing goes..
Joel McHale is like, my dream man. Well, one version, I suppose. He's tall, handsome, and sarcastic. DREAM. Paul Rudd is another, just shorter. :D
Here's Nicole Kidman with her frosty locked husband at the CMT Awards last night just minutes after a striped velour couch barfed all over her sheer black slip while one of the My Little Ponies lived out its rope bondage fetish fantasy by tying up her feet. It's as if someone was making a Charlie Brown-inspired dress using old velour tracksuits when the power in the sweat shop factory got turned off and they had to stop halfway through.
AHAHAHAHA
Dear Yellowcake,
The above post is from MK.
Love, ND
We're all going to feel bad when she says her three year old sewed it.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
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