Bad sex leads to punch in the nose

[Chauncy]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495852#msg1495852 date=1262653155]
No, all I've had is "I drank one too many bottles of Grain Belt" or "I'm a hormonal 16 year old, let's get me some ass" type sex.  I feel that I'm too young to be looking for love, and also think that you don't find love by looking for it, you find true love by accident.  So who knows, maybe one of those flings could turn into something special, maybe not.  I'm not really one to comment on this subject with my age and all, but again I'm sorry if I offended you.
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You did not offend anyone. Please we enjoy your posts so far.

Best of luck to you and hopefully you will experience true love in the future. It is a thing that many run away from. Hopefully you are a person that embraces it and lets it not only into your heart, but your soul.

[nerysinci]

Gram, Chauncy masturbates with cardboard toilet paper rolls.  I'm not even making this up :lol:

He's just fucking with you.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=23752.msg1495862#msg1495862 date=1262653407]
Pun intended? :lol:
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Um...yeah! Totally meant it  :lol:

[Chauncy]

Gram. Take a look at these women. Do you really think they have experienced true love? One is "The Favorite Daughter."Yes gram, she is a product of incest. The other was in the movie Zombieland as you can see from her avatar, and the other has 9 kids and 8.5 different baby daddies.

And they are telling you to not listen to me in matters regarding love? 

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495879#msg1495879 date=1262653780]
Gram. Take a look at these women. Do you really think they have experienced true love? One is "The Favorite Daughter."Yes gram, she is a product of incest. The other was in the movie Zombieland as you can see from her avatar, and the other has 9 kids and 8.5 different baby daddies.

And they are telling you to not listen to me in matters regarding love? 
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:lol:

[Nomad]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495841#msg1495841 date=1262652812]
Have you ever had the experience of making love? When you are so in love that the orgasm you have is lovely? When you breathe and love comes out. When you hold the one you love after and just inhale the love. Have you?
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Making love is a beautiful thing.  My favorite part, and the most romantic part of all is what happens immediately after.  I'm referring, of course, to the moment you of get off the couch and head straight for the bathroom to flush the condom.  

[nerysinci]

:lol: I wish I was in a movie.  Then I'd have some money!

[Chauncy]

Btw Gram, these are the girls you get rid of right away, not ones that you hold hands with and spend a dime on, if you catch my drift.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=Nomad link=topic=23752.msg1495884#msg1495884 date=1262653924]
Making love is a beautiful thing.  My favorite part, and the most romantic part of all is what happens immediately after.  I'm referring, of course, to the moment you of get off the couch and head straight for the bathroom to flush the condom.  
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What's that?

[Chauncy]

It's interesting how just the very thought of making love can put women on the defensive. This younger generation is just confused.

Take for example the girl nery. She is a straight woman that has sex with women.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=23752.msg1495890#msg1495890 date=1262653987]


What's that?
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A condom. Well you see.....wait let me get a banana.

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495888#msg1495888 date=1262653962]
Btw Gram, these are the girls you get rid of right away, not ones that you hold hands with and spend a dime on, if you catch my drift.
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I have the bf halfway convinced to put a ring on it. If he doesn't, I'll accidentally get pregnant.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=Nomad link=topic=23752.msg1495884#msg1495884 date=1262653924]
Making love is a beautiful thing.  My favorite part, and the most romantic part of all is what happens immediately after.  I'm referring, of course, to the moment you of get off the couch and head straight for the bathroom to flush the condom.  
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Sorry but when you make true love, then she either swallows, or you finish inside her to create life.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495896#msg1495896 date=1262654138]

Sorry but when you make true love, then she either swallows, or you finish inside her to create life.
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I make true love  8-)

[nerysinci]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495892#msg1495892 date=1262654060]
It's interesting how just the very thought of making love can put women on the defensive. This younger generation is just confused.

Take for example the girl nery. She is a straight woman that has sex with women.
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How am I straight?

[Chauncy]

[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=23752.msg1495905#msg1495905 date=1262654324]
How am I straight?
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You were born that way. Psychologically speaking your desire to be intimate with women stems more from bad experiences and trauma with men. This is why you can never really fully commit to a women for long periods of time and most of your real relationships have been with men. It is a balance act that your pysche has created for you to cope.

[nerysinci]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495913#msg1495913 date=1262654492]

You were born that way. Psychologically speaking your desire to be intimate with women stems more from bad experiences and trauma with men. This is why you can never really fully commit to a women for long periods of time and most of your real relationships have been with men. It is a balance act that your pysche has created for you to cope.
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:lol: whatever, Dr. Lazarus

[Chauncy]

[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=23752.msg1495920#msg1495920 date=1262654679]
:lol: whatever, Dr. Lazarus
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Acceptance is always the first step. That is the only way you will be able to find who you really are and what you want out of this life.