Bad sex leads to punch in the nose

[wheresthebeef]

http://www.newsherald.com/news/year-80211-old-punched.html


PANAMA CITY - A 23-year-old man was punched in the face by his 18-year-old girlfriend moments after they finished having “weird” sex according to a report from the Bay County Sheriff’s Office.

The man told deputies that the couple had just finished when his girlfriend told him “she wouldn’t be having sex with him again.” She also told him to leave. He said he asked her why and she flipped out and threw a phone at him as he was leaving. When he turned around and started to walk back inside the home to get his DVDs, she bloodied his nose with a punch in the face.

The woman told deputies that she was upset with the man because he acted “weird” when they were having sex. When the deputies pressed for an explanation, she told them he called her names and pulled her hair. She added that when she told him that was it and they weren’t having sex again that he pushed her and tried to pour a beer on her. To defend herself she slapped him in the face, she said.

The man eventually told deputies that he did not want to press charges and the case was closed.

:lol:

[nerysinci]

THAT is her definition of weird? :lol:

Boy, is she in for a rude awakening.  Silly teenagers.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=23752.msg1495770#msg1495770 date=1262649907]
THAT is her definition of weird? :lol:

Boy, is she in for a rude awakening.  Silly teenagers.
[/quote]


It is, for someone like me, who only likes to make love.

[nerysinci]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495772#msg1495772 date=1262650147]

It is, for someone like me, who only likes to make love.
[/quote]

Yeah, with chunks of lard and tp rolls. :lol:

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495772#msg1495772 date=1262650147]

It is, for someone like me, who only likes to make love.
[/quote]

I thought hair pulling and ass slapping was a big part of making love.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=nerysinci link=topic=23752.msg1495776#msg1495776 date=1262650361]
Yeah, with chunks of lard and tp rolls. :lol:
[/quote]

I am not familiar with what you are talking about.


[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=23752.msg1495777#msg1495777 date=1262650396]
I thought hair pulling and ass slapping was a big part of making love.
[/quote]

No. Kissing and gently touching and rubbing is what making love is all about.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495782#msg1495782 date=1262650547]
I am not familiar with what you are talking about.


No. Kissing and gently touching and rubbing is what making love is all about.
[/quote]

But the ass slapping and hair pulling, bondage etc. is way more satisfying.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=23752.msg1495785#msg1495785 date=1262650673]
But the ass slapping and hair pulling, bondage etc. is way more satisfying.
[/quote]


Maybe for you. Which is why you are a sinner with 9 kids. Any kid of mine will be made during lovemaking.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495794#msg1495794 date=1262650918]

Maybe for you. Which is why you are a sinner with 9 kids. Any kid of mine will be made during lovemaking.
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Rough sex makes boys 

[Chauncy]

[quote author=TheFavoriteDaughter link=topic=23752.msg1495797#msg1495797 date=1262651016]
Rough sex makes boys 
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I just want a child that knows the world.

[Gram Parsons]

Wow, if her sex life consists solely of missionary with the light off, she lives a sad, sad life.  Wonder what she would have done had he tried to dig his nails into her back a bit?

[Chauncy]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495802#msg1495802 date=1262651501]
Wow, if her sex life consists solely of missionary with the light off, she lives a sad, sad life.  Wonder what she would have done had he tried to dig his nails into her back a bit?
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Gram Parsons

Gender:  Male
Age: 16
Location: Minnesota



What do you know virgin?

[Clockworx]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495802#msg1495802 date=1262651501]
Wow, if her sex life consists solely of missionary with the light off, she lives a sad, sad life.  Wonder what she would have done had he tried to dig his nails into her back a bit?
[/quote]

Or if he tried to slap her in her face with his cock.  I agree with you though.  Bitch was on some dead fish type shit.

[Clockworx]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495805#msg1495805 date=1262651603]

Gram Parsons

Gender:  Male
Age: 16
Location: Minnesota



What do you know virgin?
[/quote]

He doesnt fear the "reefer" and neither do you so thats one thing you dudes have in common.

[Gram Parsons]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495805#msg1495805 date=1262651603]

Gram Parsons

Gender:  Male
Age: 16
Location: Minnesota



What do you know virgin?
[/quote]

It's a tad naive to automatically assume that every 16 year old is a virgin in this day and age.  I realize now that my post may have sounded a bit misogynistic, so I'll clarify a bit on what I meant.  If that isn't the kind of shit she wanted him to be doing, then he was out of line.  I'm just saying that I found it a bit odd that she's 18 years old and gets so upset over a little hair pulling. 

[Chauncy]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495821#msg1495821 date=1262652284]
It's a tad naive to automatically assume that every 16 year old is a virgin in this day and age.  I realize now that my post may have sounded a bit misogynistic, so I'll clarify a bit on what I meant.  If that isn't the kind of shit she wanted him to be doing, then he was out of line.  I'm just saying that I found it a bit odd that she's 18 years old and gets so upset over a little hair pulling.  
[/quote]

No, what I am saying like this girl here is, is that you may have had sex, but you are a virgin to real sex.

Concentrate on your studies.

[Clockworx]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495821#msg1495821 date=1262652284]
It's a tad naive to automatically assume that every 16 year old is a virgin in this day and age.  I realize now that my post may have sounded a bit misogynistic, so I'll clarify a bit on what I meant.  If that isn't the kind of shit she wanted him to be doing, then he was out of line.  I'm just saying that I found it a bit odd that she's 18 years old and gets so upset over a little hair pulling. 
[/quote]

Im willing to bet that youve gotten pussy based on using big words like that alone.

[Gram Parsons]

Yeah, I realize that there is a big difference between "Hey good looking, let's fuck", and "We've been together for 10 years and you're still as wonderful as the day we met" sex, but she's an 18 year old girl, you'd think that'd be the age when people are more willing to try different things.  Different strokes for different folks I guess.  I didn't mean to start an argument or offend anybody or anything with this, so yeah, sorry if I gave off the wrong impression.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495821#msg1495821 date=1262652284]
It's a tad naive to automatically assume that every 16 year old is a virgin in this day and age.  I realize now that my post may have sounded a bit misogynistic, so I'll clarify a bit on what I meant.  If that isn't the kind of shit she wanted him to be doing, then he was out of line.  I'm just saying that I found it a bit odd that she's 18 years old and gets so upset over a little hair pulling. 
[/quote]

:lol: Duuude no way are you 16. I'm 8 years older then you and I never come out that clear and concise.

[Chauncy]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495836#msg1495836 date=1262652684]
Yeah, I realize that there is a big difference between "Hey good looking, let's fuck", and "We've been together for 10 years and you're still as wonderful as the day we met" sex, but she's an 18 year old girl, you'd think that'd be the age when people are more willing to try different things.  Different strokes for different folks I guess.  I didn't mean to start an argument or offend anybody or anything with this, so yeah, sorry if I gave off the wrong impression.
[/quote]

Have you ever had the experience of making love? When you are so in love that the orgasm you have is lovely? When you breathe and love comes out. When you hold the one you love after and just inhale the love. Have you?

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495841#msg1495841 date=1262652812]
Have you ever had the experience of making love? When you are so in love that the orgasm you have is lovely? When you breathe and love comes out. When you hold the one you love after and just inhale the love. Have you?
[/quote]

:lol: You are such an ass.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495841#msg1495841 date=1262652812]
Have you ever had the experience of making love? When you are so in love that the orgasm you have is lovely? When you breathe and love comes out. When you hold the one you love after and just inhale the love. Have you?
[/quote]

You're making me nauseous.

[Gram Parsons]

[quote author=Chauncy link=topic=23752.msg1495841#msg1495841 date=1262652812]
Have you ever had the experience of making love? When you are so in love that the orgasm you have is lovely? When you breathe and love comes out. When you hold the one you love after and just inhale the love. Have you?
[/quote]

No, all I've had is "I drank one too many bottles of Grain Belt" or "I'm a hormonal 16 year old, let's get me some ass" type sex.  I feel that I'm too young to be looking for love, and also think that you don't find love by looking for it, you find true love by accident.  So who knows, maybe one of those flings could turn into something special, maybe not.  I'm not really one to comment on this subject with my age and all, but again I'm sorry if I offended you.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=Gram Parsons link=topic=23752.msg1495852#msg1495852 date=1262653155]
No, all I've had is "I drank one too many bottles of Grain Belt" or "I'm a hormonal 16 year old, let's get me some ass" type sex.  I feel that I'm too young to be looking for love, and also think that you don't find love by looking for it, you find true love by accident.  So who knows, maybe one of those flings could turn into something special, maybe not.  I'm not really one to comment on this subject with my age and all, but again I'm sorry if I offended you.
[/quote]

He's screwing with you dude. One thing you will learn on here is 99.9% of what Chaunce says is when he's probably high. Just roll with it.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=TheFavoriteDaughter link=topic=23752.msg1495854#msg1495854 date=1262653264]
He's screwing with you dude. One thing you will learn on here is 99.9% of what Chaunce says is when he's probably high. Just roll with it.
[/quote]

Pun intended? :lol: