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    5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    What would the five words you never want to hear after sex be?


    Mine would be...

    "Wow, did we even start?"
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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    "You might want to get tested now." or any variations of that.

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    [quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=23688.msg1489904#msg1489904 date=1262108489]
    "You might want to get tested now." or any variations of that.

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    That is SEVEN words. :x

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    Would it be going to far if I said you never want to hear this...

    "Don't you ever tell mom"
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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    [quote author=nerysinci link=topic=23688.msg1489907#msg1489907 date=1262108689]
    That is SEVEN words. :x
    [/quote]

    Cap never stuck to the rules from what I remember... lol
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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    [quote author=nerysinci link=topic=23688.msg1489907#msg1489907 date=1262108689]
    That is SEVEN words. :x
    [/quote]I fail at reading comprehension today.

    "You need to get tested."


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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    "Did that condom just break?"

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    "I think the condom broke."

    "Oh, my wife is home!" :2upset:

    "You are now HIV positive." :2thescream:

    "These bumps? It's only razorburn." :roll:

    "But your mom liked anal!"

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    [quote author=SinDee link=topic=23688.msg1489914#msg1489914 date=1262109072]

    "These bumps? It's only razorburn." :roll:

    [/quote]

    I vomited slightly... thanks. lol
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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    Let's do it when sober.

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    I used to be male.

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    Thats my asshole, dumb ass.


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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

                                            17. Jeepers creepers! :2abused:

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    I love you, I do
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    What is that smell?

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    Are you in, or what?


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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    Fuck! My wife is home.

    Is that a new sore?

    What is your first name?

    I itch all the sudden.

    That's my belly button stupid.
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    I mean I spent most V days drunk, but that's because I'm a lush, not bc I was bitter haha

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    "I am your father, Luke."
    I'm moving on alone over ground that no one owns past statues that atone for my sins
    There's a guard on every door and a drink on every floor
    Overflowing with a thousand amens - Tom Petty

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    I'm really in high school.

    I am calling the police.

    Your sister does much better.

    Oh no, the ooze again.

    I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    "That thing scares me. "

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    [quote author=PCP777 link=topic=23688.msg1490347#msg1490347 date=1262124962]
    "That thing scares me. "
    [/quote]

    That's only four words pretty  :lol:

    That thing fucking scares me. = 5  :oops:
    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I mean I spent most V days drunk, but that's because I'm a lush, not bc I was bitter haha

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    That didn't take very long... :-(


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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    32. fancy schmancy

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    Wow! It's not very big  :|
    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I mean I spent most V days drunk, but that's because I'm a lush, not bc I was bitter haha

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    Re: 5 Words You Never Wanna Hear After Just Having Sex:

    What's that on your balls? :?


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